carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 57mPrunes are always the butt of the joke and as such have never felt the impetus to try them. Maybe someday, i have a bunch of oranges to get through first 110
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1hWhen i run out of oranges ill be plum outta luck 110
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1hive been eating nothing but bread and oranges for days, like a seaman that just embarked on their voyage 180
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12hDust off mommy's cartouche like a good little girl 050
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12hAlright lets try this again *leaves my house and instantly crumples into a pile of bones* 0110
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12hGetting my asshole turned into a boiled tomato by deoxys defense form 050
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12hIm holding back the demon inside me (my alter who wants to smoke a cigarette again despite having a POTS attack last time she did) 070
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12hBro.. ur like a flitnstones chewable tablet to me 040
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026all the other kids at wizart school laugh and bully me because my grimoire flaps its pages and steals pizza slices like a seagull 070
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026as opposed to one really massive and gargantuan cookie 120
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026my position is that i use this stinky jar as a zoning tool to keep my enemies as far away from me as possible to give me time to heal and reload my weapons 020
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026putting bean burrito on my resume they'll know what it means 060
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i like you sbeve, you roll with the punches and you never let anything get you down 010
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026guys what if i threw a jar of stuff at you and it stunk it was completely stinky of rotten goo of green stink jar stuff 4110
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026we crashed hard on my mom's couch in my karkat cosplay because the canadian thanksgiving turkey gave us a sleep debuff 020
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026today im canadian thankful for not being diagnosed with anything so im not technically lying to potential employers about being disabled 050
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026coughing blood into my kerchief is a side effect of my immense swag 030
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Storing stress and tension in my jaw 050
Reposted by carrionAphrodisiac 🍇depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 131584219
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yall mind if a baddie goes grandpa mode at the family function? (Falling asleep on the couch and snoring really loud with football on the tv) 080
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026wanna come over and play? i have lots of toys do you wanna play with transformers or matches? 050
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Lets run back and forth and bump our heads in the walls and climb up on the fridge and let our little claws tippy tap the hardwood floors 050
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Simply snuggle the donkeys darling it will unlock their rocket launcher activated ability 160
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ok straight up just hopping burrowing and nibbling a big ol' juicy carrot 090
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I deflated the second they nailed my hands to the cross 120
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Incredible things are happening in the world of smelly divots 030
Reposted by carrionAphrodisiac 🍇Rowan MacColl @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don't know if I ever posted this on Bsky, but it's certainly seasonal! 171805469
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you were given the proper life skills to survive the season 010
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026my phone is pregnant with salacious self-portraits 090
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you can buy items from the shop if you have the bones or blood or souls to spend 090
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026girls with glasses can dissect whatever they want in october 1292
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026training my service dog girlfriend to use her tongue to stick my progesterone up my ass 070
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026its more of a parody than a bootleg in the eyes of the law 120
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026trapped in the ever-tightening snatch of the gash compactor 170