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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇

@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
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Transsexual Undead Lich Sorceress Princess-Shaped Object Vacillating between horsey and bunny I'm from the grape soda universe She/it

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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 57m
Prunes are always the butt of the joke and as such have never felt the impetus to try them. Maybe someday, i have a bunch of oranges to get through first
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1h
Ive never eaten a plum before are they good
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1h
When i run out of oranges ill be plum outta luck
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1h
ive been eating nothing but bread and oranges for days, like a seaman that just embarked on their voyage
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
im flooring it
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
Dust off mommy's cartouche like a good little girl
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
Alright lets try this again *leaves my house and instantly crumples into a pile of bones*
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
The men in black covered up my alien penis
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
Getting my asshole turned into a boiled tomato by deoxys defense form
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
Lets be chuuni in our thirties together
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
Im holding back the demon inside me (my alter who wants to smoke a cigarette again despite having a POTS attack last time she did)
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12h
Bro.. ur like a flitnstones chewable tablet to me
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
all the other kids at wizart school laugh and bully me because my grimoire flaps its pages and steals pizza slices like a seagull
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thats a solid rebuttal
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lets play tf2
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
as opposed to one really massive and gargantuan cookie
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my position is that i use this stinky jar as a zoning tool to keep my enemies as far away from me as possible to give me time to heal and reload my weapons
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
putting bean burrito on my resume they'll know what it means
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i like you sbeve, you roll with the punches and you never let anything get you down
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guys what if i threw a jar of stuff at you and it stunk it was completely stinky of rotten goo of green stink jar stuff
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kingly flinchables
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A million little cookies
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
we crashed hard on my mom's couch in my karkat cosplay because the canadian thanksgiving turkey gave us a sleep debuff
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
today im canadian thankful for not being diagnosed with anything so im not technically lying to potential employers about being disabled
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
coughing blood into my kerchief is a side effect of my immense swag
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Storing stress and tension in my jaw
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yall mind if a baddie goes grandpa mode at the family function? (Falling asleep on the couch and snoring really loud with football on the tv)
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh ok thats badass
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't know what that is
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wanna come over and play? i have lots of toys do you wanna play with transformers or matches?
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lets run back and forth and bump our heads in the walls and climb up on the fridge and let our little claws tippy tap the hardwood floors
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Simply snuggle the donkeys darling it will unlock their rocket launcher activated ability
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rubberized idolatry
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok straight up just hopping burrowing and nibbling a big ol' juicy carrot
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I deflated the second they nailed my hands to the cross
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Incredible things are happening in the world of smelly divots
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Rowan MacColl @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know if I ever posted this on Bsky, but it's certainly seasonal!
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bro, ur ichorous snatch 🥹
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sqrk sqrk sqrk on the crucifix
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you were given the proper life skills to survive the season
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my phone is pregnant with salacious self-portraits
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you can buy items from the shop if you have the bones or blood or souls to spend
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
girls with glasses can dissect whatever they want in october
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samphelt @bunysae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
training my service dog girlfriend to use her tongue to stick my progesterone up my ass
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
art escapes classification
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thank you stew <3
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its more of a parody than a bootleg in the eyes of the law
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trapped in the ever-tightening snatch of the gash compactor
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