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Above Rebroach

@aboverebroach.bsky.social
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DnD nerdery. BG3 arms dealer. Human rights over property rights. Tell your cats I love them. She/her.

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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is the internet trying to kirkify Tucker Carlson or do I actually have dementia
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance. Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
How come no one told me bovino sounds like a literal munchkin
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Anyway. About to teach my son how to fail the ASVAB.
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Sami Eerola @eerolasami.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This meme newer stop being relevant
"american *sees something american happening americanly in america*:

what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???"
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
50 books this year. Fuck yeah.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
This can fix me.
A pov of a bowl of soup and a book in the lap of the user.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
In the Epstein line. www.justice.gov/epstein
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Mizora and Princess Donut are the ying yang of their respective domains and I will take no questions on this matter.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This trend of the cringiest and weirdest right influencers constantly telling young women and girls to get married asap is gonna backfire. No normal person wants to listen to these freaks.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/12/2025
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Delco accent is just drunk Canadians trying to do Australian accents and no one can convince me otherwise.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I just learned that “indie pop” is a real category of music and I’m upset.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Rebellions are built on hope.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I have not once regretted turning off all push notifications.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Perfect day to finally read this I think.
A picture of the cover of the book Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My daughter just informed me that she wanted to tell me about the dream she had last night and added “I will not take questions until the end.”
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Emotional men with guns keep hurting and killing people. It happened today. It happened yesterday. It happens everyday here. Because we allow it.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is extra stupid and insane when you remember this administration is killing cancer research and life saving vaccines while trying to make health insurance even more expensive.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My guess is he will order them to purge their organization of “the left” or some such nonsense. What’s everyone else’s guess?
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If you’re telling women not to take a fever reducer while also making it harder for the entire population to get the Covid vaccine then I must conclude that you want a lot of very sick, if not dead, women and babies.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S.
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DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
“So many” but not all of them. Do you see what’s going on here?
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
At least 15 people including journalists and teachers have been fired or suspended for criticising Charlie Kirk online, Reuters reports. Free speech for us, not for you. #NorthKoreaShit
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I am trying to imagine hearing this in 2015 on a major network. We have gone so far off the rails.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Seriously who the hell let that Utah official read “oWo” out loud on camera?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Just remember. No one will learn anything from this.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Absolutely unsurprising that rfk jr is trying to blame women for autism.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The anti vaxx crowd wants to get rabies on live tv to prove their point. Let them.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I think the immortality/organ transplant thing was trolling. Idk.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The funniest outcome is obviously he dies on 9/11 and Biden dies the day of the funeral.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
What weird podcast are these males listening to that made them change the pronunciation of the word “women”?
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
horror character designs from 2021
Mixed media painting of a demonic lady. She has a pair of horns that are curving downwards, creating an arch shape; she has six arms with bloodied hands, and there is a blood red crucifix nailed to her chest. Floating atop her head is a human eye, almost looking like a halo. The illustration is painted with gouache and finished digitally.Digital painting of a woman with a beautiful face, and a skinless, mutated body. Her muscles are exposed with tendons sprawled in unnatural patterns all over her flesh. There are barbed wires constricting her left wrist, and an open hole in the middle of her left hand. 

Her entire right forearm is a mutated weapon of sorts; a dismembered skeleton's skull and ribcage tethered to her flesh by bloody tendrils, and its lower part ends in a serrated blade.
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A lot of my fellow strong willed children are celebrating today.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My five yr old screamed at me today while I was driving because he saw “one of the talking trees.” After much confusion I asked him what the talking tree was saying to him and he said it was just “bruh.”
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Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My youngest two kids are doing a “challenge” that involves taking turns preparing random concoctions of liquids from the fridge and seeing if they can guess the ingredients. What could possibly go wrong?
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Deathiel Skelly @saffroncomic.com · 23/07/2025
The context for this is that they new the Epstein story was dropping like ten minutes later and were desperate to change the subject.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Lawsuits from men against the doctors who provide abortions to their partners illustrate that men understand abortion bans as legal codifications of their private right to dominate and control women.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Someone explain how Hunter Biden’s opinion is forever tainted by his addictions, weird exploits, and accusations of profiting off the family name but we’re supposed to trust RFK Jr.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it. (1/2)
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