Reposted by AbiSpeaksAleks, no X @aleksnotx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Amazon has gone from being “world’s largest bookstore” to buying up books to feed them to its robot machine and destroy them. 313615
Reposted by AbiSpeaksBunnyHearted, Ojousama Laugh Enthusiast 🏳️⚧️ @bunnyhearted.bsky.social · 12/08/2026⚠️ So twitch turned this AI training bullshit on by default today. If you want to turn it off on your account, you can do so here: www.twitch.tv/settings/security 37048
Reposted by AbiSpeaks💥DEBBIE DINGER🏳️⚧️PLZJUST CHECKMYPAGE @danyeell-cumphound.bsky.social · 14/08/2026every flock camera could've been a bike lane or solar powered crosswalk sign. cities have had the funding this whole time,they just refuse to use it on anything useful. 0235
Reposted by AbiSpeaksoh jeez @nimakokaaz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026you must have the chemicals, and your bad habits are not moral failings. they are fucking up your chemicals, because you are meat that thinks, and your meat needs thinking chemicals. that is human behaviour. 2235
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My elderly aunt lives in the house my grandparents bought in 1954 for $18,000. This year it will sell for almost $700,000. It's (genuinely) in an incredible neighborhood blah blah blah, but, man, housing is so f☆cked. 110
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I needed batteries to test a pencil sharpener at my hoarder aunt's house. Tried a couple and was ready to throw the thing away when she said, "try a few different ones." Some of these batteries are dead and they're all mixed together?? I- 000
Reposted by AbiSpeaksAlex Janevski @alexjanevski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Then it will no longer be 5 o'clock somewhere, and this, I cannot support 0391
Reposted by AbiSpeaksThe Good Morning Man @thegoodmorningman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? 0212
Reposted by AbiSpeaksClassic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I love when the answer to "How much do you actually know?" is "Tons." =) 0141
Reposted by AbiSpeaksJules Sherred (he/him) @geekyjules.julessherred.com · 15/07/2026Kid1, who is both an conductor and engineer for CN and has driven trains through SK wildfires himself, just sent me this video from Ontario. When I tell you they arent paid enough!!! vt.tiktok.com/ZSXkuEadE/ 8942921545
Reposted by AbiSpeaksRoss Thompson @wintermute115.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Luddites' actual argument was that automated looms meant expensive, skilled workers were being replaced with literal children, who were then getting maimed and killed, and maybe this is bad. 2949981656
Reposted by AbiSpeaksBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Run on this! It's a real thing! People want to hang out IRL but hanging out IRL is too expensive. 13648581131
Reposted by AbiSpeaksAbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"You just want attention." Yes. Medical attention. 041
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"Ope. Better fold up my skivvies real small and tuck 'em into my jeans so this woman who's about to stare directly into my vagina doesn't know what kind of undies I wore today." - Real thought I had this morning. How's your day going? 000
Reposted by AbiSpeaksSarah Wood @sarahwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️ 327104751247
Reposted by AbiSpeaksAbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Highly recommend this 4- episode series by Tech Won't Save Us. Eps are about 30 minutes long, just a couple hours total. Ed Zitron is also doing great work in this area. open.spotify.com/episode/4Goe...open.spotify.comData Vampires: Going Hyperscale (Episode 1)Tech Won't Save Us · Episode 001
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026"They transvestigated JFK" is my "they did surgery on a grape." 130
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Million dollar idea: bra storage that includes the kind of light that sterilizes surfaces, so you don't have to wash them as often. Anyone can have this idea as long as I get prototypes to try. 210
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026You ever hear a song for the first time and something inside you just- heals? 010
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Something rad about being perimenopausal is that I'm no longer willing to use hormonal birth control. That + being a raging bisexual means that my dating pool is • Women • Trans Men • Men who have had vasectomies Turns out this cohort is way more interested in my orgasms than Original Recipe Men?? 010
Reposted by AbiSpeaksMGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I had to look up his dissertation topic and “Spector of extinction: environmental nihilism of British literature” is so additionally funny as a set up to this 011
Reposted by AbiSpeaksRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Can’t keep up with high gas prices? I’ve saved thousands with this one weird trick It’s a bicycle, I ride a bicycle, I don’t drive a car at all, I can do everything I need to do on a bicycle or on foot including grocery shopping. 81198
Reposted by AbiSpeaksDyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 30/03/2026An excerpt of an interview with art historian and critic David Sylvester which i think feels relevant to the environment artists find themselves in the digital/social media/algorithmic content age 2049052001
Reposted by AbiSpeaksPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026just for the record, the War Powers Resolution requires the president to terminate the *use of the armed forces* after 60 days, not just declare the conflict terminated. 351907320
Reposted by AbiSpeaksAbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If you use one of the bad cell phone rings I'm gonna assume your family line is full of dishonorable brigands and people who run their sprinklers in the afternoon. 011
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My uncle Henry is 84 and all he wants for his birthday is to go get a hotdog at Costco. 000
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026For ≈ $6.5m we could send a pamphlet on jury nullification* to every NYC household w/ voters (aka the jury pool.) Thinking of Luigi tonight. *Jury nullification is the process through which jurors acknowledge that the defendant did the thing, but return a Not Guilty verdict anyway. It's rad. 110
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I'm so happy some maniac like 3,000 years ago looked at a giant spiky thistle and thought, "I bet I can eat that." Artichokes are so good. 100
Reposted by AbiSpeaksOtter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026These things are real. real fuckin cool 1151
Reposted by AbiSpeaksEnnuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Ladies and Gentlemen, based off the qualifier, "Are they serious?", I present to you the most qualified candidate for Attorney General ever... Sam Eagle. 0152
Reposted by AbiSpeaksKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 27/03/2026I know there's a lot going on But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable 292113312616
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Relax, the only reason I'm calling you is because two rings means "check your texts." 000
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If you use one of the bad cell phone rings I'm gonna assume your family line is full of dishonorable brigands and people who run their sprinklers in the afternoon. 011
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Sub-Radio going from "If you're waiting on a sign, it's gonna be a long time" to "If you're looking, here's your sign."media.tenor.comGrowing Growth GIFAlt: Bright pink dots animate from a curved line into many lines which become tree branches and eventually leaves, illustrating GROWTH. 000
AbiSpeaks @abispeaks.bsky.social · 11/03/2026It's an annoying linguistic habit that the paired phrase "conspiracy theories" is used almost reflexively. We gotta start saying 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙨. 010
Reposted by AbiSpeaksmoon the girl 🏳️⚧️🔞 @oceanflowerrs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026the demonization of kink and of sexual art in general is always a first step of facism, its literally rooted in nazis stealing “degenerate” art from museums, you do not in fact “have to hand it to em” 330954
Reposted by AbiSpeaksCay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 11/03/2026"Are you a grower or a shower?" Actually, I'm a Knower. My fetish is information and my domain is the library 2325
Reposted by AbiSpeaksjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 18/02/2026researching jeffrey epstein's connections to natalism for @illconceivedpodcast.com and losing my mind completely 1333419
Reposted by AbiSpeaksActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Christ H Sexy United States, Census, 1910 1386
