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Darryn

@abharsair.bsky.social
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I like cake! Stoke City, RFU, SCUBA, Cornwall, Ale, Rum.

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Dave 'Him Over There' Proudlove 🏴‍☠️ @daveproudlove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just a few days to go.... Football, Place, and the Working Class Experience - in conversation with @amigonidavid.bsky.social 📅 06/10/26 🏟 Stoke Minster 🎟 FREE www.fatsoma.com/e/oknp95fi/d...
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I ate a full 16 pack of teacakes last night (the choc marshmallow ones) I had two and Jodie made a comment, so I ate the entire box to prove a point. I don’t know what the point is or was, and I felt sick, but I like to think I won 🤔
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ive stopped social media mostly, because as you all know it's f'ing depressing but... My almost 50 year old best mate, who once went on a Barcelona cocaine binge and can't remember seeing the prodigy because of said binge has just said. "I'm dead into peas, marrowfat, garden, mushy etc"
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh dear...someone got very drunk last night, and has had to delete social media videos calling people c***s for sticking up massive union flags in their garden, and now his *AI "Assistant" is referring to itself as "Woopert" 🤦🏻‍♂️ *Yes AI is evil
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching the half time entertainment and I sincerely wish the next World Cup was taking place in North Korea.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well at least Ronaldo will be fucking FUMING. I think we can all agree that's what really matters here.
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JūģģēR @jugger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wow! ✊😑❤️
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
people of Leek.... @skipratmedia.bsky.social @antbunn.bsky.social (i'm sure there are more of you but I'm lazy) Bit of an odd one... I've tried to find a bit more information about my wife's grandad Ted Wood, late husband of Pat Wood MBE (second, he left his first destitute with a young girl) pt1
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Seven snippers = who the fuck has given that 6.8 on imdb, go and have a long look at yourself in the mirror, sat in a bath with a toaster
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Paul Johnston @pdj.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The refereeing in the Champions Cup Semi Final Bordeaux v Bath It's appalling
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To step away from the misery and to cause an arguement....one for the stokies following me..... going to say this as a stokie and a lover of oatcakes, i think galette bretonnes are better, wos recon?
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit
portable toilet support frame
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That's a given anyway, but nice to see it in colour
My results from https://elector.uk/ which shows I am a green voter, why wouldn't you be
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Big Danny Spencer @bigdannyspencer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Liv... If any of my northwest friends fancy hearing me spout rubbush for a couple of hours on Tuesday evening then I shall be in the great city of Liverpool at the very cool L'Aperitivo on Bold St. Wools welcome. laperitivoliverpool.co.uk
skiddle.com
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
95% of people serving prison sentences for murder in the UK are men. Not women. Men. Wars, bombings, rapes and other violent acts across the world are in the vast, vast, vast majority caused by men. Enough with the whataboutery; it’s us, not them. For fucking fucks sake.
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You know what, as gutted as I am that Stokes season has faded into obscurity as usual, I'm happy for Cov, a club that almost went bump just a few years ago. But still f' that torie lampard. Now come on Brizzle (rfu), Genge looks likes hes going to take someone's head off tonight
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Went to Prague last week, I now have no money and weigh a LOT more also... I watched 3-4 stone piss wet through Czech men eat pork knuckles that could feed a family of 6 WITH bread, so I have come to the conclusion our food in Blighty is full of builders foam
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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Keith Flint's dad has got some moves!
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Dave 'Him Over There' Proudlove 🏴‍☠️ @daveproudlove.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Local government's hands have been tied for years In the meantime elected mayors ('local leaders' in Newspeak terms), are showered with the sort of resources that could have helped us to sort out Big Mill This tragedy encapsulates what we're up against And you can fucking print that
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Apart from england* being dog muck, this 6 nations has been awesome *Borthwick out
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I have never got the shakin Stevens thing, hes the Welsh daniel o'donnell, bloody awful
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Shaun "Crabby" Higgs @crabbyvaliant.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
How mint is it to wake up to that result 😁
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@bigdannyspencer.bsky.social mate what's your business address please, in a place in Hanley for wine tasting
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ooooooo pretty
Three pictures in a macc pub of jou division,  all for sale
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Tell me you are old and cold without telling me
My wife with two hit drinks a pint of stout and snot rags
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Jools’ Hootenanny or Ronan Keating & Friends?
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The ballad of Wallis island is an awesome film. The end
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The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Receiving a peace prize from FIFA reminds me of the time the Good Food Guide awarded a star to Jeffrey Dahmer for his innovative approach to food preservation and culinary exploration.
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Victoria Redfern @victoriaredfern.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
From @privateeyenews.bsky.social:
Lily Allen Album Decoded
The Eye tries to get to the bottom of the biggest mystery in popular music. Who is Lily Allen making coded references to in her new album 'My Ex-Husband is a Bastard'?
Track 1: Beardy Bastard 
This first track has got the whole world guessing. Could it possibly be a reference to David Harbour? Or is it a more obtuse reference to Jeremy Corbyn or possibly Brian Blessed?
Track 2: Harbour is a Bastard 
Lily often talks about auto-fiction in her own work, which makes it difficult to fathom the exact meaning of her lyrics. This could be a reference to David Harbour, her ex-husband, but it could equally be about an unhappy childhood trip to Portsmouth. Perhaps we will never know. 
Track 3: The Bastard from 'Stranger Things' is a Bastard
'Strange Things' is a song in 'Toy Story', sung when Woody realises he is no longer Andy's favourite toy and has been replaced by Buzz Lightyear. So this track may well refer to Lily's failed relationship with an absurdly optimistic astronaut, who had promised to love her "to infinity and beyond". Or could it be about 'Stranger Things' actor and Lily's ex, David Harbour? 
Track 4: My Ex-Husband is a Bastard who had an Affair with a Costume Designer who is a Bitch
Don't be fooled by the jaunty reggae backbeat, this is a profoundly negative song, and it's possible that Lily is referring to recent events in her own life.  The ex-husband could be a reference to her actual ex-husband David Harbour, but more likely this is an astute political allegory about Boris Johnson or possibly Matt Hancock, with 'costume designer' being code for PPE supplier.
Track 5: I'm Going to Get my Revenge on my Beardy Bastard Ex-Husband David Harbour from 'Stranger Things' by Writing an Album Telling the World What a Beardy Bastard He Is
This is perhaps the most obtuse and impenetrable of all Lily's complex and nuanced lyrics on this puzzling enigma of an album, but it seems to be a bittersweet reflection on love, monogamy, polyamory...
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Gout strawberry!? Wtf
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
At what point do you differentiate between pissed and fantasy? Is that a toilet or am I smashed!? #limerick
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm in Limerick tomorrow, with any luck I'll win the lottery and not have to come back to this vile island of flag shagging roundabout painters
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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Well the DVLA can suck my plums!!! 🤬 a fine because the insurance company made an error on my f'ing number plate, get f'd
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This game is insane #gloucestervsaints #premrugby
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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Why can't Keir just fuck right off, he's not happy with enabling genocide and starving kids etc etc now the fucker wants to bring in ID cards so the already gestapo esque police can go full secret police 🤦‍♂️
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Why the fuck did i put question time on 🤦‍♂️
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Nothing kills romance like an ensuite, listening to your loved one laying out what must be a toilet rocker by the sound of the spash, just doesn't do it for me 😳🤣
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I feel like I've been glue sniffing #TOTP
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We are all Butter Chicken Guy
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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
For all those people worried about their A level results today, remember that my mate Digsy failed his and ended up selling his kidney on Silk Road.
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The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Beautiful
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
There was a time when the government would piss on us and tell us it was raining; now they're pissing on us and telling us it's piss.
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Darryn @abharsair.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
One for you @glennairey.bsky.social
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