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Abigail R Gautreau

@abbygateau.bsky.social
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public historian/history professor with adhd. into old buildings, Star Trek, and Zelda. horse girl and aspiring golden girl. she/her.

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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When someone I don’t like turns out to be a garbage human, it’s a sign of my great prescience. When someone I do like turns out to be a garbage person, well, everyone gets tricked sometimes.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Time to dust off my boots and climb back up on my high horse about how I never liked Ed Sheeran in the first place
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As an @ifbookspod.bsky.social listener, I am somehow still surprised when I see someone in the wild on a plane with a book Mike and Peter have covered. (In this case, The Let Them Theory.)
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Please deliver me from speeches by academics who think they’re funny.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love when reading a book feels like walking into a room and finding an old friend you didn’t realize you missed. Had a perfect day reading Daggerbound by @tkingfisher.com , and now I get to listen to it.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So anyway if you’re an NCPH member and you’ve ever thought about serving on the Board but worried it would be terrible, please know that while it is work, it will also remind you that working with others can be a goddamn delight. Please consider self-nominating!
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nothing makes me appreciate the experience of being on the @ncph.bsky.social Board like attending department meetings. Like, oh, a group of people with a shared purpose can engage in collaborative discussion that includes disagreement? And we can ask questions? And trust others’ expertise & intent?
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
1. I owe the hat man money 2. You kick Miette? 3. FBI/MLK 4. I didn’t know Kanye was Italian
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What in The Road to Wellville is this.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am in a sandwich shop and the teenage/20s-ish employees have reached the time when they switch who gets to be in charge of the playlist, so the heavy metal is OFF and “thank u next” is ON.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This feels very real since I spent the better part of a day correcting names in the 1950s census last week.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My favorite thing for me personally about the student loan/PSLF shitshow is that I applied for buyback in September 2025, and I still haven’t gotten a response. It’s wild how gutting the bureaucracy didn’t make anything more efficient. Who could’ve known????
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Miller looks like Andrew Tate’s stylist.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And all these ads do is make Haley Stevens seem weak. Like, is this all you and the millions of dollars AIPAC has thrown at your campaign can do? Like you can’t make a case for yourself, so you’re just going to try to dogwhistle. How very 90s Republican of you.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As someone living in Michigan, it is truly wild to see the attack ads on Abdul el-Sayed. They boldly state that he’s sexist, and the evidence is Abdul making a remark critical of a female politician’s policy. This is not sexism, but it sure is attempting to prey on latent Islamophobia.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I mean, they took all the lettuce off the menu so it’s probably fine. They did that before the source was even known.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am done with the men’s World Cup, but I wanted to note for the record that the England coach is a dead ringer for Lt. Col. Eddington.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
“Oh my God, I can’t believe it remembers me,” said the University of Idaho professor
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Geologist Reunited With Beloved Rock He Studied 20 Years Ago
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA—Experiencing a range of emotions from excitement to joy to nostalgia, 49-year-old geologist Alan Hargroder was reportedly reunited Tuesday with a beloved rock that he had studied ov...
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Y’all I don’t even like Taco Bell, but everyone needs to leave them alone because they are actually being incredibly responsible in trying to protect people. This is an Elon Musk/RFK Jr problem. They are the sentient explosive diarrhea parasites who ushered this in.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Abby why are you sitting around at home?” Well, so far this summer I’ve broken my dominant wrist and gotten COVID for the first time, so I don’t like my odds on the explosive diarrhea parasite.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m rewatching DS9 for the millionth time, and one of my favorite things is how the Jem’Hadar ships don’t have chairs bc they’re super tough warriors who are apparently incredibly dependent on inertial dampeners. The vibe is so tech-bro-biohacker “sitting is death.”
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National Council on Public History @ncph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Joining us in Providence this September? Now is the time to lock in the early bird registration rate and find accommodations! While the Graduate Providence hotel block is sold out, we still have two blocks available. ​​Find rates, hotels, the preliminary Program, and more at: loom.ly/nsWrWxo
2026 Joint Conference September 16-19 Providence, RI. The Work of Revolution. Registration is open. American Association for State and Local History. National Council on Public History.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 12/07/2026
listen. it's 5am, i haven's slept yet, and i am ridiculously stoned. i tried my very best
distracted boyfriend meme
lindsey graham being ogled by death while mitch mcconnell watches
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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National Council on Public History @ncph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The National Council on Public History unequivocally rejects the findings of the White House's report on the National Museum of American History. Read the reasons why at ncph.org/news/ncph-st....
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NCPH Statement in Response to White House “Saving America’s Story” Report | National Council on Public History
NCPH Statement in Response to the White House “Saving America’s Story” Report and in Support of the Smithsonian National Museum of American History Published July 9, 2026 The National Council on Publi...
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’ve been revisiting the extended universe since I’m a little obsessed with gnoles and their patient contempt for humans who can’t smell, and the books are all so good!! Can’t wait for Daggerbound.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is how I will guarantee that I get Emerita status regardless of how many colleagues despise me.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There’s a new @maintenancephase.bsky.social crossover podcast episode with @ifbookspod.bsky.social and the most shocking revelation is that Peter has a last name.
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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Now that they’re safe on the ground we.. ocean, I can make a joke OMG ARTEMIS IS IN TROUBLE WE’RE GETTING REPORTS OF A GIANT CAT BATTING THEM OUT OF THE SKY OH THE HUMANITY
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National Council on Public History @ncph.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Did you know we maintain a free guide to history-focused digital projects? The NCPH Digital Public #History Directory has more than 200 #projects that can be explored by applying filters or searching keywords. #skystorian ncph.org/digital-public-history-dir…
More than 200 projects to explore! Digital Public History Directory. Apply filters and search keywords to navigate to projects of interest. NCPH logo.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the realest part of The Metamorphosis is how on top of everything he is still expected to show up at the office somehow
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Sheila A Brennan @sheilaabrennan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is great news for IMLS and the libraries & museums that it funds through their grant programs: www.ala.org/news/2026/04...
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Trump administration withdraws appeal, securing historic victory for libraries and IMLS
On April 6, 2026, a federal court granted the Trump Administration’s request to withdraw its appeal of a federal judge’s earlier ruling that struck down the Administration’s dismantling of the Institu...
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Someday @tkingfisher.com may write a story I don’t enjoy, but it is not this day. _Wolf Worm_ is so creepy and good, and I am going to go ahead and order a few extra bot knives for the season.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Everything is the absolute worst right now, but I did email someone at the University of Chicago Press, and we are getting a new Turabian hopefully next fall, and like… I will take it.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That’s fair! It was the origin story for a hyperfixation on hemorrhagic fevers for me, absolutely nightmare fuel.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
But are you reading _The Hot Zone_?
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Oh man, someone is presenting at our college startup, and he’s trying to make jokes about Lord of the Rings, which would be great, except that he keeps screwing up the names, and I feel like I’m being trolled for knowing that Celebrimbor has a hard ”C.”
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
So @uchicagopress.bsky.social , any idea when we’ll get a 10th edition of Turabian? Especially since the updates to the 2018 CMOS?
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Had a DELIGHTFUL evening at the @ncph.bsky.social book club where we discussed Caroline Fraser’s Prairie Fires, which I listened to before the pandemic and have basically been waiting to discuss with someone ever since.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2025
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Well, that should also be shoutout @jsvilinsky.bsky.social , I should have checked if you were here before posting! Please know that I enjoyed your outstanding narration and that that acting choice lives rent-free in my brain at all times!
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Also: “French fries, French fries” from the absolute classic film Dick, which has a truly all-star cast.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The other day we were playing Wingspan, and anytime I got an invertebrate, I couldn’t stop myself from going into cursed canary voice from the audiobook of Swordheart (shoutout @tkingfisher.com and Jesse Vilinsky) about “THE WORM THAT GNAWS AT THE ROOTS OF THE WORLD.”
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Catching up on the @youaregood.bsky.social ep on O Brother Where Art Thou, and remembering when my partner and I had to make our wedding website used the plot of that film as our engagement story and forgot about it for years until his cousin asked about it bc he was upset it wasn’t the true story
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 15/06/2025
Buster marches in a military drill formation, gripping a rifle with exaggerated enthusiasm. His mouth is wide open in a giddy, almost manic smile, and his eyes are wide behind wire-rimmed glasses. He wears a camo cap and brown T-shirt like the others, but his over-the-top expression starkly contrasts with the serious, focused demeanor of the soldiers around him.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Why do so many places that sell t-shirts choose violence when they make their size guides? “We could just tell customers the dimensions, but what if we show them every size on a random person instead?” “Ooh, and what if we give them a height/weight chart too?!”
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I just went and re-read the email, and it actually says “very organized and timely,” and it hit AGAIN.
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a woman in a purple robe is standing in front of a microwave in a kitchen .
Alt: Blanche Devereaux sprays herself with a plant mister after getting hot and bothered thinking about sex in an episode of The Golden Girls.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
As an ADHD person, there is truly no compliment that hits like being told I am “organized and timely.” Put that shit in an IV drip.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Can we ban the phrase “no one knows about X”? Bc it must means you didn’t know. If someone wrote a book about it, I promise plenty of people know. Just say you recently learned about it, and let’s be proud of our curiosity.
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Abigail R Gautreau @abbygateau.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am too tired to be posting on here, but I really need political commentators to stop saying that it’s unprecedented for a president to refuse to follow a SCOTUS decision. Andrew Jackson quite famously ignored the decision in Worcester v Georgia to continue Indian Removal.
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