Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1hBryce Harper never winning a World Series would be hilarious to me. 162
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 15hAI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 945138722
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As someone who joined a fraternity in college, I can confirm that they are worthless. I talk to nobody from that time. Of the two I talked with after college, one passed away and the other became a massive flake that I lost patience with. Confirmed during Covid that the rest never left that period. 030
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s September 29 and there’s already Christmas commercials. 000
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 177123812652
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co 723032564
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bluesky doing that thing again where it doesn’t work. 020
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Francisco Lindor is the 11th switch-hitter with at least 300 homers Second of those with 200 SB as well, with Carlos Beltrán 0698
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lindor hit 300 for my birthday. What a great guy. 010
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can't help but think we're witnessing the final days of Francisco Alvarez as a Met. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Rangers are the worst defensive teams I've seen all year and because they're in the AL West, they're in a playoff race in the last week of the season. 000
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months 312854400
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well, maybe next year the Giants will turn it around. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Put on Flames/Kraken preseason hockey. I just can't take an entire game of Tirico/Collinsworth/Swift. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wife and I literally sat in the car in the driveway listening to the end of the Mets game so we could hear Howie's (possibly) final broadcast and the post-game. She was bawling and I had a few tears. Baseball means something still and Howie meant a lot to us. 1111
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Audacy telling me I am not in the market to listen to Howie and the Mets even though I very much am is very frustrating. 100
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember, Apple lets you listen to the local radio broadcast instead of their shitty pxp. Listen to Howie while you can. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm actually looking forward to a Tom Cruise movie. Digger looks like it's going to be some weird dark humor movie and he actually has to act and not just be a stunt man with above the line credits. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yahoo won't let me see the StatTracker anymore unless I give them permission to sell my personal data. If I say "no" it won't connect. If I say "ask me later" it won't connect. 100
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ll check back in on the game after I finally watch the newest Lanterns. 000
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/09/2026lowest common denominator slop mill?firstandpen.comESPN Isn't Hiding From What Its Consciously BecomeESPN once served all sports fans, but those days are long gone as the network has made its identity and desired audience clear. 76411
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years 61557315
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm looking for advice for writing software. I've been using Word but I'm tired of it. I used Final Draft when I was writing screenplays and loved how it did all of the standard formatting for me. Plus I'd like something cloud based that I can switch between PC/iPhone/iPad. #writesky 010
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 6799117
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I disagree with this one. Zack Morris sucks and he would certainly stay on. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Welcome home Pete. One of the worst (non)moves the Mets ever did letting him leave. 110
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Celeste ~ Rotund Reptile @celesteargy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you have nitro or got nitro again after the last time they pulled this. It's now or never. You *need* to cancel it. If you don't want age verification then you need to stop giving them your money. Send messaged in to their support pages too. It all helps. 5729719
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First reminder of the season that Tom Brady is really bad at announcing. 120
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026NFL Red Zone is on my TV for the next 7 hours for the next 18 weeks. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Arthur Smith is very bad at his job. Very very bad at his job. 100
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yet another reason I won’t watch this show since Corso retired. 000
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring Ronald Ulysses F'n Swansonstatic.klipy.comRon Swanson at the Circular DeskAlt: Ron Swanson at the Circular Desk 020
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026RIP Marcy Borders, who was working as a legal assistant in the north WTC tower on 9/11. This photo of her, enshrouded in toxic dust, would become an iconic image of that day. She died of stomach cancer, almost 14 years later, at the age of 42. Survived by a daughter and a son. 5484144
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So maybe don't go straight from the airport to the game next time? 110
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy Who Was This Charlie Kirk Guy Again? Day to all those lucky enough to not be terminally online. 000
Reposted by Abbey Chord 🎵Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember to play wu tangs protect ya neck on this merry Kirkmas 1549
Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Reading on the patio is done for the morning. Thank you jackhammers. 000