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Abbey Chord 🎵

@abbeyisme.bsky.social
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Music | Mets | Buckeyes | Hockey | 🏳️‍⚧️in NJ Writing my first novel. “I’ve lost my mind just a couple of times.” Discord: abbeyisme PFP by @wizard-of-roz.bsky.social

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1h
Bryce Harper never winning a World Series would be hilarious to me.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 15h
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As someone who joined a fraternity in college, I can confirm that they are worthless. I talk to nobody from that time. Of the two I talked with after college, one passed away and the other became a massive flake that I lost patience with. Confirmed during Covid that the rest never left that period.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s September 29 and there’s already Christmas commercials.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bluesky doing that thing again where it doesn’t work.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Francisco Lindor is the 11th switch-hitter with at least 300 homers Second of those with 200 SB as well, with Carlos Beltrán
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lindor hit 300 for my birthday. What a great guy.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't help but think we're witnessing the final days of Francisco Alvarez as a Met.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS!
NONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY SOMEONE BEING TRANS
@MEGEMIKOART
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damnit. I turned the heat on.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Rangers are the worst defensive teams I've seen all year and because they're in the AL West, they're in a playoff race in the last week of the season.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, maybe next year the Giants will turn it around.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Put on Flames/Kraken preseason hockey. I just can't take an entire game of Tirico/Collinsworth/Swift.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Have an easy fast everyone.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wife and I literally sat in the car in the driveway listening to the end of the Mets game so we could hear Howie's (possibly) final broadcast and the post-game. She was bawling and I had a few tears. Baseball means something still and Howie meant a lot to us.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Audacy telling me I am not in the market to listen to Howie and the Mets even though I very much am is very frustrating.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember, Apple lets you listen to the local radio broadcast instead of their shitty pxp. Listen to Howie while you can.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm actually looking forward to a Tom Cruise movie. Digger looks like it's going to be some weird dark humor movie and he actually has to act and not just be a stunt man with above the line credits.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Van Lathan, co-host of Higher Learning oodcast, reacts to transphobic remarks by WNBA athlete Sophie Cunningham
"If you cannot gift trans people with visibility. humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence? Could you at least shut the fu## up about it? Could vou at least leave them the fu## alone?"
You guys are doing your victory lap on this shit. fucking up the country. You mean to tell me there are wars happening in the Middle East. food prices are crazy, like the environment is in the shitter. we can't eat ettuce without crap in our pants, all of this stuff, and you still picking on these people after all of this time?'
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yahoo won't let me see the StatTracker anymore unless I give them permission to sell my personal data. If I say "no" it won't connect. If I say "ask me later" it won't connect.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ll check back in on the game after I finally watch the newest Lanterns.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/09/2026
lowest common denominator slop mill?
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ESPN Isn't Hiding From What Its Consciously Become
ESPN once served all sports fans, but those days are long gone as the network has made its identity and desired audience clear.
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Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm looking for advice for writing software. I've been using Word but I'm tired of it. I used Final Draft when I was writing screenplays and loved how it did all of the standard formatting for me. Plus I'd like something cloud based that I can switch between PC/iPhone/iPad. #writesky
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That was such a Mets thing to happen.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I disagree with this one. Zack Morris sucks and he would certainly stay on.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Welcome home Pete. One of the worst (non)moves the Mets ever did letting him leave.
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Celeste ~ Rotund Reptile @celesteargy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you have nitro or got nitro again after the last time they pulled this. It's now or never. You *need* to cancel it. If you don't want age verification then you need to stop giving them your money. Send messaged in to their support pages too. It all helps.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dart looking comfortable back there.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First reminder of the season that Tom Brady is really bad at announcing.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL Red Zone is on my TV for the next 7 hours for the next 18 weeks.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mr. Burns talking into a microphone saying "And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Arthur Smith"
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arthur Smith is very bad at his job. Very very bad at his job.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yet another reason I won’t watch this show since Corso retired.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rutgers is 0 for Massachusetts
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring Ronald Ulysses F'n Swanson
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Ron Swanson at the Circular Desk
Alt: Ron Swanson at the Circular Desk
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RIP Marcy Borders, who was working as a legal assistant in the north WTC tower on 9/11. This photo of her, enshrouded in toxic dust, would become an iconic image of that day. She died of stomach cancer, almost 14 years later, at the age of 42. Survived by a daughter and a son.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Grapeful Dead
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So maybe don't go straight from the airport to the game next time?
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m all about this band right now.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Who Was This Charlie Kirk Guy Again? Day to all those lucky enough to not be terminally online.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember to play wu tangs protect ya neck on this merry Kirkmas
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reading on the patio is done for the morning. Thank you jackhammers.
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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible photo
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