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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 5h

I don't think I can name a single player on the White Sox.

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13h

I knew this scene just from the screen cap.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s kind of like Always Sunny but with heart. The characters could be insufferable but they do care about each other unlike Sunny.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Certainly a good start to the season.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

TBH, if he lives through this term and kicks it during a Dem administration, he should be denied all pomp & circumstance given to every other former president.

Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This movie helped shape my sense of humor.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gremlins made me afraid of the dark for years.

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ankles are not supposed to bend that way.

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I thought the exact same thing when I saw it for the first time. Must be shitty tools if they couldn't get Offerman himself.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I assumed that's why Gary Patterson is hanging around.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm assuming Dabo has earned the right to finish the season and "retire" but if Clemson ever wants to be near competitive again, they need to get someone that understands the new realities of CFP.

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ESPN all week was Ohio State was on upset alert and Florida was back.

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Oh, cool. A 3 and out to start the half with the line struggling again.

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can't wait until these election ads are over with.

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Jeremiah Smith has 6 catches for 111 yards and a TD…in the first half. Seems good

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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

See Meatchicken? This is when you storm the field.

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Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Harper's season is over. Cunningham's next.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bryce Harper never winning a World Series would be hilarious to me.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As someone who joined a fraternity in college, I can confirm that they are worthless. I talk to nobody from that time. Of the two I talked with after college, one passed away and the other became a massive flake that I lost patience with. Confirmed during Covid that the rest never left that period.

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They had Newsmax on at the gym (ugh) and this guy's name was on the chyron being a possible Vance VP pick. This was around 1:30 today.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s September 29 and there’s already Christmas commercials.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bluesky doing that thing again where it doesn’t work.

Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Canada, Mexico, America First, New York, Mar A Lago, Wakanda?

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This cheating washout isn’t the answer. Tank the season. Get another high pick and decide if Dart is actually the future or not given the amount of talent available this year. Burns is out for the year too. How far are they really going to go?

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want no part of this. I didn’t when they were rumored to be drafting him (instead of Nabers) and I don’t want it now.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Francisco Lindor is the 11th switch-hitter with at least 300 homers Second of those with 200 SB as well, with Carlos Beltrán

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Abbey Chord 🎵 @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lindor hit 300 for my birthday. What a great guy.