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Aaron Blackshear

@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
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Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned WNBA basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1h
This also sounds like a textbook "FBI keeps egging on a teenager to commit crimes" situation
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1h
Awoooooooooo!
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 2h
They get a notification like “bum chillups said eat my entire ass and then blocked you”
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 2h
There should be a way where you block someone but it still shows them your reply. Like I want to be sure they see the “eat shit buddy” before I send them to the shadow realm
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
r/redneckengineering • 2 yr. ago
French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
Slapping Stephen A so hard he says “to me that’s preposterous, slapping the taste out of my mouth, things of that nature”
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
Have a bunch of code to write, going completely out of character and queueing up a bunch of guitar rock from the 90s
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
Bully them! Pull those undies up over their heads
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t even know who he is all I know is “I don’t do politics” means you are a Republican and you absolutely do politics, and also Glen why are your eyes so small
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
Need one of these hosts to snap. Just go apeshit on one of these people. "Oh my god, shut the fuck up, if you say Biden again I will throw that coffee in your face"
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
Oh hell yeah
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17h
God everything is so DUMB.
United States
Attorney's Office
Southern District of New York

PRESS RELEASE
North Carolina Man Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Super Intelligence-Assisted
Music Streaming Fraud
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t want to die I just want to be at peace with dying. Do you understand that? The difference.
Refuge
Well yes in retrospect the large heaving beast bounding right by my flank out of nowhere in the woods was statistically speaking always going to have been a deer but you can’t put the shit back in your ass as the famous saying goes. 

Every time I get a little spooked walking out in the woods I kind of hope it's a bear sneaking up behind me but I obviously don't want it to be a bear because I don't want to be mauled. 

But I kind of do want to.

This is what passive suicidal ideation is like.

Then when I want to live I imagine myself fighting it off with the perfect sized stick I've just found on the trail. 

This is what masculinity is like.

I don’t want to die I just want to be at peace with dying. Do you understand that? The difference.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18h
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today.
Duty
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today. To clear the way for the border wall. It gave in like any tree does when you drive a big enough machine into it. The sound it made though. It was like the earth cracking in half. They call it a grandmother tree I guess is what they were saying. People screamed when it fell. That sounded like the earth cracking in half too.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 17h
My homelab is a mix of recycled Dell Optiplex office machines and Minisforum mini PCs
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 18h
firing this up for the postseason, ty @chrishanel.com
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Blake C. Stacey @blakestacey.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026
The number of Memphis residents whom I am willing to give respiratory illness in order to solve the Riemann hypothesis is still zero, you absolute kneebiters.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 18h
you haven't posted in 7 months, so this is the burner you use to anonymously talk shit to someone who is concerned about what is happening in his profession?
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 19h
I really wanted to make that joke but someone was going to get really mad
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
I am happy to host a party anytime, but I’m going to need you to GTFO by 9:30 so I can go to bed
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 21h
Has to be BYU
Michael Wilbon on “Pardon The Interruption” with the displayed question “Most impressive LDS team thus far?”
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
Direct all of the money we spend on police overtime and militarized equipment to a public corruption agency
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21h
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
“They don’t assimilate!”
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
I lived bitch
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
I’m sorry
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
We’re not racist, we’re just superior, your saviors. Without the white man you’d be dominated by the commie Russians
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
“They have that extra leg muscle but we still outwork them” <- some of these dudes watching Rocky IV
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
I want to rub Usha and Vivek’s face in that tweet like a puppy who shat on the floor
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
Relational is also his way of saying “my only friends are white people”
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
"Everything must be 100% meritocratic! Best man for the job!" (a few brown people succeed) "Whoa whoa whoa, it's not all about achievements. What about my friends?"
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21h
"See Rocky IV" took me out. The over the top propaganda added to a movie series because of the cold war? With the Italian guy? Backup a few decades from that movie and remind me how we talked about Italian immigrants my guy
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22h
People don’t want to take it seriously but they’re literally working backwards from whatever will support white supremacy and it keeps working because a lot of people are quite sure they can make white supremacy work in their favor.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
I will give them this, ending the trump era with the mother of all rug pulls would be extremely funny
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cade had the space to invade
Michelle Obama feeling that song
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not me, I really do be having the aunties in my DMs
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hadn’t zoomed in, at Rufus King? Leave that woman alone she is a professional
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let her cook. If you can go toe to toe with the teens they have to let you
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What matters is guitar tone
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can a house or building look cool? Sure, but who cares?
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know why I was thinking about it, but I can’t imagine caring what the outside of my own house looks like, much less someone else’s house/apartment building. It’s a house, you live in it When people complain about ugly apartments or houses it’s like they’re speaking a different language
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pasta is dishwasher safe
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 06/10/2026
Meta's Muse is a privacy and security shitshow any sensible person saw coming miles away. Truly an abysmal company; clearly confident they won't see U.S. government accountability anytime soon.
techdirt.com
Meta’s Muse Is An Adorable Privacy And Security Dumpster Fire
Meta's agentic AI product Muse has had a rocky few weeks since launch. The product, which features an animated avatar named Jolly (one presumes to make mass hyper surveillance seem adorable) is supposed to help you offload busywork like making restaurant reservations, paying bills, or ordering groceries. Despite Meta having claimed repeatedly that Muse was...
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@normcharlatan.bsky.social we're banking brothers!
screenshot of my inbox with an email from Twitter saying "You've got X Money"
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Budweiser was trying to identify individual alcoholics and send them personalized "Chuck, you haven't had a drink in a while, here's a free case on us" ads we would rightfully call for them to be drawn and quartered
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
handsomeboymodelingschool on tumblr: "School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end"
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember the phone call with my wife, walking around downtown Denver after a job interview, excited about the chance to have an impact with a move into consulting. Oh you sweet summer child
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone is trying to get rich, and far too many people in all parts of the system have forgotten what it's supposed to be about: providing health care to sick people. It's the main reason I left the industry, I was tired of feeling helpless as a tiny cog while everyone chased the bag
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