mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i really need the new york times to reevaluate what qualifies as “breaking news” 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sometimes i get bummed about being let go from alamo but then i see something like this and realized i was never valued in first place lmao (my graphic vs. the one they just posted) 150
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026every time i see this i laugh really hard thank u rich 🙏🏼 172
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026welp im officially unemployed so i guess its time get really into mini figs??? craft beer ???? making sweatshirts for my cats???? i’m open to suggestions 3100
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026this may genuinely be the most ocd thing i have ever texted someone 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026she uh ….um pint on my..uh… guinness till i ..erm… split the g 🙈🤣🤪 071
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i just found out you can have anything printed on an owala i will post once i receive my purchase 170
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 14/02/2026got my flash tattoo for free for being hot and by being hot i mean knowing the artist through work 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 12/02/2026gets masters degree —> buy new purse —> download new romantasy book 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i learned the hard way today that i am not someone who can workout before work 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 02/02/2026i watched two crows fight a hawk while submitting my graduation application and something about it just felt really right. 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 14/01/2026it’s honestly crazy that i am expected to work and do school when there’s cryptic harry styles billboards going up around the world #HS4in2026BABY 150
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 21/12/2025when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day 080
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 20/12/2025watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼 he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 23/11/2025doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”……….. 040
Reposted by mattierueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch 181
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 12/11/2025can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only 010
Reposted by mattierueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here? 181
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic) 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 20/10/2025“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment” 070
Reposted by mattiechsse @chsse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts 081
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 10/10/2025i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 09/10/20252.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday … 070
Reposted by mattieNBCentel @nbcentel.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles: 👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined 😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline 🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯 093
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating 280
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2025say what you want about me but i’m watching boruto and … i like it!!!!!!!!!! 0101
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2025don’t worry gang - i’m still hitting genuine emotes on the morning show 080
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 13/09/2025what do you MEAN my first semester of college was 8 years ago!?!!?!!?????!! 160
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 05/09/2025brenden and I displayed biblical greed at the local mexican restaurant tonight 070
