mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i really need the new york times to reevaluate what qualifies as “breaking news” 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sometimes i get bummed about being let go from alamo but then i see something like this and realized i was never valued in first place lmao (my graphic vs. the one they just posted) 150
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/05/2026so during unemployment i did none of those things but i did clean a lot and failed at baking several times 🥳 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026every time i see this i laugh really hard thank u rich 🙏🏼 172
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026welp im officially unemployed so i guess its time get really into mini figs??? craft beer ???? making sweatshirts for my cats???? i’m open to suggestions 3100
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026this may genuinely be the most ocd thing i have ever texted someone 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026she uh ….um pint on my..uh… guinness till i ..erm… split the g 🙈🤣🤪 071
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026owalalife.com/custom you can upload any photo lmaoowalalife.comCustom Owalas | Personalize Your Tumblers, Mugs, and BottlesThe only thing better than an Owala bottle? One that’s personalized. Check out our customization and engraving services to design a tumbler that’s uniquely you. 040
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i just found out you can have anything printed on an owala i will post once i receive my purchase 170
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 14/02/2026got my flash tattoo for free for being hot and by being hot i mean knowing the artist through work 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 12/02/2026gets masters degree —> buy new purse —> download new romantasy book 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i learned the hard way today that i am not someone who can workout before work 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 02/02/2026i watched two crows fight a hawk while submitting my graduation application and something about it just felt really right. 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 14/01/2026it’s honestly crazy that i am expected to work and do school when there’s cryptic harry styles billboards going up around the world #HS4in2026BABY 150
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 08/01/2026ik it’s a bit but “my comfort mattie” makes my heart warm 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I must’ve scratched a spot high up on my nose and just bled like crazy 020
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 21/12/2025when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day 080
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 20/12/2025watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼 he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Even worse, he entered the portal last week. Our backpack is solid so hopefully he’ll be ready. But we also play Ohio State, Oregon, and Indiana. Finger crossed for 4-8 110
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Love the optimism but there’s no way we’re hitting 9-3 next year 130
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 23/11/2025doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”……….. 040
Reposted by mattierueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch 181
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Hey, Will! I am just curious if there was any sauce available? I think your sandwich would have benefited greatly with that addition. As a now, I find it unappetizing, and every time I see the picture, my stomach churns! Thanks!! 181
