mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sometimes i get bummed about being let go from alamo but then i see something like this and realized i was never valued in first place lmao (my graphic vs. the one they just posted) 150
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026every time i see this i laugh really hard thank u rich 🙏🏼 172
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026this may genuinely be the most ocd thing i have ever texted someone 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 06/03/2026she uh ….um pint on my..uh… guinness till i ..erm… split the g 🙈🤣🤪 071
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 12/02/2026gets masters degree —> buy new purse —> download new romantasy book 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 21/12/2025when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day 080
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 10/10/2025i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 09/10/20252.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday … 070
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2025don’t worry gang - i’m still hitting genuine emotes on the morning show 080
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 28/08/2025This is down right one of the nastiest protein bars i’ve ever had - the taste and texture is just chocolate gum die built puff bars!!!! 080
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 26/08/2025i truly couldn’t give less of a fuck about taylor and travis getting engaged 050
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 25/07/2025wow after 7 years of friendship nick followed me back on letterboxd! 190
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 02/06/2025i called the apartment people to ask if they could look at the camera about our building and instead of calling me back they texted me this 030
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 13/04/2025nothing NOTHING has made me feel older than waking up yesterday to find out I re-injured my back in my SLEEP !!!! hahahahah !!!!! 090
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 18/03/2025impulsively cut my hair tonight (i have never cut my own hair and i have to be on tv tomorrow) 060
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 14/03/2025my favorite part of this gala last night was when the keynote speaker showed a clip from rocky and spent half of his time talking about how inspirational and applicable the lessons in Rocky (and the sequels!) are 040
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 19/02/2025when everyone i texted while on adderall reply after it’s worn off 071
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 11/02/2025did i mention he owns a gun club and they have a deal that’s buy a years membership and get and AR-15 for free 2100
mattie @matcarv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025finished pulling data for a long ass report only to realize i didn’t get everything i needed and now i must redo everything 0100
