rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 15hI will be thinking about the very kind canvasser I accidentally told I was pro abortion bc I forgot the difference between yes & no on Prop A 030
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I REALLY liked Jeremy Renner’s performance in Endgame Encore. I wish there was an app purposefully developed for me to talk about him more 060
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Faye Webster Turnstile cover man what a life I’m living 180
Reposted by rueben eaterJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 10/08/2026rt to hold space 4 gamers #space4gamers 5693107
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Today I smoked meats for my friends, I drank many beers, and the USMNT won 190
Reposted by rueben eaterBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How could Messi do this to Lawrence Kansas 2565164
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sick to my stomach that I missed my hometown’s (intentionally June) Faith and Family Fest :/ 080
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 06/06/2026At the Charles Entertainment Cheese and fucking demolishing these baby ass high scores 080
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026tripped on my own words in a client presentation and ended up telling everyone “let’s take a pee” 080
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I have no room to complain because we got a free extra bowl from a wrong chipotle order. But this mother fucker put no beans in his (mine now) bowl. Sick freak. 170
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 02/05/2026God surely did not create us in His image because why would he leave such a structural flaw as my mouth being able to handle spice but my asshole can’t 080
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I hope my wife understands that my search history of shirtless buff men is actually 100% completely related to my job 190
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Being forced at piss-point to accept stoicism and paying my taxes 080
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026how it feels going to work the day after a devastating loss for my favorite soccer team 082
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“cmon bro give me 20 more dollars that’s it bro just 20 more dollars please” 1100
Reposted by rueben eaterCommie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026KANSAS CITY ROYALS GENERAL MANAGER: did you get the mockups of the new City Connect uniform done? GRAPHIC DESIGNER: sure did boss, real fuckin bisexual just like you asked GM: what 04111
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Today is the day I spend all year training for. The peak of having married into a white family. Today is their annual chili cookoff. Today I feast. 2110
Reposted by rueben eaterAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026In around 30 minutes, I'm going to begin streaming roughly 18-24 straight hours of Skyrim on Twitch. This post is going to serve as an explanation of what I'm doing, what the rules are, and what the purpose is. Link to my Twitch: www.twitch.tv/any_austintwitch.tvany_austin - TwitchThis is the 240p stream zone for your favorite video game youtuber Any Austin. 1441663
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 20/03/2026My day doesn’t officially start until someone uses my name and the title card cuts in 080
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Had a steak chimi sandwich for lunch today for anyone who was wondering. Salt & vinegar chips as my side. 190
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Regretting not teaching the boy HM01 when he was a puppy 0111
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I get such a thrill from entering my CVS rewards number and watching my total drop by 25-40%. And it doesn’t stop there bc I’ve got a coupon too. Must be close to crack 070
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026sometimes I’m like :( but then I remember that I get to watch Lamine Yamal on my team and I go :) 030
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 26/02/2026That devastating, humbling moment when the food that you cooked for yourself tastes like shit 0100
Reposted by rueben eaterJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 24/02/2026Can't stop thinking about this kid celebrating a Barça goal against Levante by throwing the horns down, causing the Spanish announcer to break into English to talk shit about a college football team thousands of miles away. Just a beautiful, spontaneous moment of pure sports haterism 122541
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Got totally grip mogged by the new VP at work in our intro handshake. Yeah I was climb maxxing at the boulder gym yesterday but that’s just copium and now my cortisol is FUCKED 1100
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Mother fuckers win 17 games in a row then decide to go on a losing streak when I’m off of work and can watch uninterrupted 020
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Not cool with how betting has been inundating our society but super chill with gambling on the 9 day old Thai food in my fridge 090
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 09/02/2026famous last words: “Oh the bucket probably only has like 5 beers, let’s get it” 090
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 07/02/2026she asked for the big beer but can’t handle the big beer 070
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Cancel me, I don’t give a fuck but I just need to say it I love my wife 090
rueben eater @rchardag.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hey everybody, I’m the manager of Missouri and I’d like to announce this weekend is cancelled. See you all on Monday tomorrow! 090
Reposted by rueben eaterJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams 332066160
Reposted by rueben eaterDan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The Golden Goober!!! 171328244