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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Everyone plays on their phones at brunch but bust out your Ouija Board ONE TIME and you're the rude one.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It was my first massage in at least a decade. I forgot sometimes you have to make small talk

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The massage therapist asked why I’m so stressed and I got nervous and blurted out, “Just the chronic terror of impending environmental doom.”

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Happy Birthday to Guillermo del Toro, filmmaker, spooky badass, and very loud advocate for art made by humans. We’re lucky to have him.

Guillermo, in black and white, sitting at a desk with his head on his fist, looking happy and adorable.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't like yawning after I've gotten into bed. Like, I'm here, I'm doing the thing, shut up about it.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m on track for 31 horror films in 31 days. It’s important to have goals.

Posters for Skeleton Key (close-up of a scary eye), Happy Death Day (looks like a cake), The Evil Dead (I think this is the plant rape scene?), and The Shining (very yellow background with block lettering and a creepy face in the T).

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i’ve been having a lot of fun lately just ignoring everything

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Me: I'm anxious My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Descended from wolves, my ass.

Rosie, the black Lab mix, sleeps peacefully on a couch with her head over a football pillow.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sending postcards to my home state cuz I gotta do something, y’all 🤞

A collection of plants in pots in the background including a couple of skull pots, a fox, and a penguin. In the foreground, a stack of Texas Votes postcards I’m gonna fill out and send from California.

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 18/09/2026

Always a nice surprise when you put on a cozy cardigan you haven't worn since spring and find your missing exorcism crucifix in the pocket.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I question your commitment to spooky season if you haven’t started sleeping on a bed of moss inside a giant hollow pumpkin

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh shit another one just came in! If you need me, don’t, I’m reading!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let's go see a scary movie so I can lean over during the tense parts and whisper, "Boy are they in a pickle!"

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dude! I’ve watched it at least 100 times and I still get scared!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm already being bullied by my TBR; I don't need any more negativity!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A friend gently suggested maybe I shouldn't buy any more books until I read the ones I have and I can't stop laughing. Nice try, babe!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay! You recommended at least one of them

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All my Libby holds came in at the same time and I feel like a dog in a pool filled with tennis balls.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy Birthday to Goth Queen of my heart: Anne Rice 🖤

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I don’t like to -what’s it called- leave the house

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 03/10/2026

I have a @bookshop.org affiliate link page. Ordering my books from here helps indie bookstores. Also, I will donate any proceeds I get from this affiliate program to orgs that help trans people, especially kids. I'll ask for good recs whenever I receive funds. bookshop.org/shop/Maureen...

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The teens will ask me if I’ve seen the killer. I will smile menacingly from my rocking chair as I hum a creepy little ditty.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My bestie recently gave me Steel Magnolias stickers and for some reason that made me look up the cast members. I was shocked!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saaaaame! Also! Shirley was 55 when that came out!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just biding my time until I’m old enough to be the sassy old porch lady in a horror movie.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah, I think the book is even scarier!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

If I'm ever possessed, I hope the demon remembers these curls need product to bounce.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Using horror to distract from the horrors

Covers for: Pet Sematary (1989), Paranormal Activity, They Live, and the original Wicker Man. Cute.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy National Black Dog Day from Winona! 🖤

A smiley black dog lounges on an orange couch with a white fuzzy blanket and a black blanket with a skeleton print.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

High of 91. Not really floating weather.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This works for a lot of things, by the way. “Your hair is so big!” Thanks, it’s haunted. “Your vibe is so chaotic.” Thanks. Haunted.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That sounds awful! Mine are big and obvious and they get stared at a lot. I’m grateful for them in medical settings only hahaha

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yessss! That's next in the pile for me!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thanks, friend! I think you’re great!

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can you please show me your vintage music boxes that only play songs backwards haul?

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m so excited about Bake Off premiering tonight that I’m looking at pics of cakes on my phone.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes! I love that they have weird stuff I’ve never seen.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whenever there’s a commercial, I get a snack. I have now eaten all the snacks.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Declining all invitations so I can stay home and watch bad horror movies on Tubi.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yessss! Picturing us doing time steps in full hobbit costumes

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