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@chrisjack.bsky.social
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I am funny sometimes but we’d all like to write our own reviews.

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Songs please. Ones you can sing at the top of your voice with a glass of wine (or beverage of you choice) in your hand.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YHCIH ‘til I Die
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m running out of things to break.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a shame because I was depressingly proud of it.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I doubt this was in reference to my singing.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another amazing year capped off with a wonderful show. 🍓
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, you’re eating cheese from the fridge.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can anyone do us a favour - it should be a decent sized audience.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If ticket sales are anything to go by - this will be our biggest show EVER!!!
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn’t want to say “no worries if not” so instead said “if not, no worries” which is absolutely different shut up
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loads of you wonderful people coming, which is great. We are very close to what could be our biggest show ever.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes it is.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please come along. It’s free, it’s a good laugh, the comedians are fucking great and you don’t even need to leave the house.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/10/2026
Aidan Michaels, 33, insists that he doesn’t have autism, and who doesn’t have an iPhone folder full of screenshots of really cool numbers? Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A man stands in a sunny street, wearing a plaid shirt and sunglasses. He is looking down at his watch
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 01/10/2026
🍓MONDAY🍓 Not long now, join us for PARTY TIME 🥳 📅 Monday 5th October 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.com/e/coherent-c...
Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written above and Four Days with eyes 👀 underneath.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have very little in my life right now - would be lovely if you could join us. Despite my general demeanour, it’s a fun night.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I have specific cups for specific drinks but I am also draining peas in a sieve. We contain multitudes.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ll have to wait for the appeal but I fully expect to be awarded at least one of those Premier League titles.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eating granola from the box. I don’t even like granola.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So lucky to be able to do this show. Please come along if you can. There may, MAY, be a surprise or two.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I once danced with Tony Blackburn.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s been far too long - this will be an utter treat.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 19/09/2026
Yourself, I was going to say "go fuck yourself"
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 19/09/2026
🍓GUY KELLY🍓 How an earth did we get @brainmage.bsky.social ? It’s almost as if there’s some sort of popular audio sitcom that links us. Get tickets, it’s going to be good. #CoherentComedy
Coherent Comedy October Act - photo of comedian Guy Kelly with name and the 5th October 8pm - Zoom written below

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scored a goal today. It was against my old club, for which I ran for 10 years, saved from from folding, and was eventually hounded out being made to feel like I didn’t belong. Fuck me it was a good header.
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 18/09/2026
🍓LAURA KOJO🍓 Would you look at this. Laura Kojo is making her Coherent debut! #CoherentComedy
Coherent Comedy October Act - photo of comedian Laura Kojo with name and the 5th October 8pm - Zoom written below

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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 17/09/2026
🍓DAVID STRATHDEE🍓 We are delighted to welcome back the incredible @davidstrathdee.bsky.social to open our anniversary show. #CoherentComedy
Coherent Comedy October Act - photo of comedian David Strathdee with name and the 5th October 8pm - Zoom written below

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have gone too far.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I may have gone too far.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The knitting has gone too far.
Knitted spider.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An 8 (Eight) minute wait for a train is unacceptable.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Birthday @harelockwood.com have a lovely day 🎂🥳🎉🥳 Here’s a completely random number of hamsters. 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Actually quite pleased with this.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Support the good things in a world beset by hopelessness.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What do we reckon he’s done this year?
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just started singing Mrs Robinson to the tune of Mr Tambourine Man. I am falling apart.
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chrissy Derbyshire triumphed in the UK Pun Off competition with a Gilbert & Sullivan gag. Top 10 here: www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/1...
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Chrissy Derbyshire wins UK Pun Off joke competition 2026 - British Comedy Guide
Chrissy Derbyshire triumphed in the UK Pun Off one-liner competition with a joke about Gilbert & Sullivan.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise at the end of a long road.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Awful. Awful. Awful.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over trees.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@paulheatonsolo.bsky.social first solo number one album!!!! Absolute Jenius!
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DrEddful @eddedmondson.eurosky.social · 25/08/2026
@lesliegold.bsky.social you might still be at Edinburgh but the ads are up for when you are back
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can I please have a list of the people who are going to die so I can prepare for it? 💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had an unforgettable afternoon with Dolly. 💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
👇
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At a wedding and the string quartet just dropped Livin’ On A Prayer. I can only assume the groom is an out of work docker.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m not sure spending £800million would make us any better at football. Awful.
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