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Chris

@chrisjack.bsky.social
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I am funny sometimes but we’d all like to write our own reviews.

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 17h
Terrible, terrible things…
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 17h
Someone that just opens dishwashers mid cycle for no reason.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 18h
Utterly unacceptable.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 18h
While socks last?!?? I hope you’re proud of yourself.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will send you a link, as a production credit.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You would have liked the thank yous at Coherent this month.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Potatoes came out nice, I’ve eaten better pie.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chicken ham and leek
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I made pie and hassleback potatoes.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lovely stuff.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean, he’s not wrong.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obviously a tune, I do find it annoying that it tends to be the only song people know of those (maybe Geno) - their first record is one best albums ever recorded.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Needed this today, thank you.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excellent work.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Classic. May even add that to my Coherent list.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Songs please. Ones you can sing at the top of your voice with a glass of wine (or beverage of you choice) in your hand.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YHCIH ‘til I Die
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excellent news
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m running out of things to break.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dressed up.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a shame because I was depressingly proud of it.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not entirely convinced this isn’t me.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SOOOO pleased with that. “What a way for us to hyper fixate” was possibly my favourite bit though.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I doubt this was in reference to my singing.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another amazing year capped off with a wonderful show. 🍓
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, you’re eating cheese from the fridge.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can anyone do us a favour - it should be a decent sized audience.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If ticket sales are anything to go by - this will be our biggest show EVER!!!
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really hope you’re gonna hit this level tonight.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn’t want to say “no worries if not” so instead said “if not, no worries” which is absolutely different shut up
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loads of you wonderful people coming, which is great. We are very close to what could be our biggest show ever.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Under any other business
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes it is.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big chicken fan, not sure whether Chardonnay is amenable to friendship
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve picked my outfit already.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please come along. It’s free, it’s a good laugh, the comedians are fucking great and you don’t even need to leave the house.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/10/2026
Aidan Michaels, 33, insists that he doesn’t have autism, and who doesn’t have an iPhone folder full of screenshots of really cool numbers? Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A man stands in a sunny street, wearing a plaid shirt and sunglasses. He is looking down at his watch
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 01/10/2026
🍓MONDAY🍓 Not long now, join us for PARTY TIME 🥳 📅 Monday 5th October 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.com/e/coherent-c...
Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written above and Four Days with eyes 👀 underneath.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have very little in my life right now - would be lovely if you could join us. Despite my general demeanour, it’s a fun night.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the paws.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I have specific cups for specific drinks but I am also draining peas in a sieve. We contain multitudes.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of course, are you saying I wouldn’t deserve it?
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ll have to wait for the appeal but I fully expect to be awarded at least one of those Premier League titles.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disgraceful.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eating granola from the box. I don’t even like granola.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have had several messages asking for their return.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So lucky to be able to do this show. Please come along if you can. There may, MAY, be a surprise or two.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I cannot remember but he was wearing a purple tracksuit.
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