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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 18h

This is fucking insane, no penalty... Wtf are we doing

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 18h

Ok what the fucking fuck was that. Fuck Vegas, how is that not a fucking 5 minute major at least

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What if you could take your phone offline and read it on the bus? What if you could wipe your own ass? These are questions that humans have asked for generations

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Too bad the yankees had to use shittler today and not one of their good pitchers

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I regret to inform you that if you genuinely believe Mark “Zionist Palestine” Carney deserves the Nobel peace prize, you have molasses for brains ❤️

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians have signed Martin Luther to a 2-year contract

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is it normal for the leafs to be playing their 3rd game of the season against a team that hasn't even started yet? Wtf is this schedule

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know when you're in a happy and healthy relationship and your dramatic dysfunctional friends treat you like you're "sooo lucky" and they should have one too it's just everyone else's fault? They are really fun to be around.

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wtf are these calls lol You can't be using your hockey stick get outta here

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's nice to be right all the time about everything

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cowan looking fantastic out there

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

POV it's Canadian Thanksgiving 2026

a two-panel comic by me

1. a guy who might be your uncle or cousin at a counter full of food at thanksgiving asks "So... what happened to your Blue Jays, eh?"

2. you start replying "well I guess the story has to start with the injuries but also you've got guys like" and he cuts you off to say SEE FOR ME I THINK THE BIG THING IS VLADDY DOESN'T CARE. note that I've written this text in a lovely way with my mouse in photoshop, which is much more time consuming than just using the text tool, not that anyone cares!

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People love it when you say you'll make a really quick dinner and then go outside for 10 minutes to harvest basil

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyone else not gaf about vladdy's interview? This is such a nothing story and people are desperate to take his comments to mean something different. Not a great way to phrase his view, sure, but he's just saying he's played at a level already to earn the contract I guess. Who cares

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s 1:59am and the bartender is flicking the lights on and off. #BlueJays

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Season is over and there's no way I'm getting my hopes up any more. Sucks that vladdy can't hit this year, also sucks that everyone pitcher turned in to glass, go leafs go

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Get Mitch McConnell to draw a clock while running on a treadmill and doing the hot ones challenge or I will not accept he is real

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If an instagram recipe has a bunch of quick cuts and flashy editing and does that stupid thing where they slap food on the cutting board and it turns in to cut up pieces, it is going to be a shitty recipe. The best ones will not have a single thing properly in frame

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why is my music app playing korn when I specifically asked it not to

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Kirk why the fuck would you not challenge that what the helllllll

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Classic "apolitical" move to support the oligarchy and the status quo. Not taking sides when someone is oppressed is taking the side of the oppressor.

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Haven't worn my lucky blue jays socks in awhile, decided to wear them today and vladdy finally hits a bomb at the dome. My wife hates them because they are ratty as hell and barely holding together but their power is undeniable

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He's done it. Vladimir Guerrero Jr., in the 150th game of the season, has his 1st home run at Rogers Centre. He watched every second of it before he took a step. #BlueJays

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

#BlueJays win, 4-3. With the tiebreaker over Cleveland, Toronto now holds the third AL Wild Card spot. For the first time since April 3rd, they’re over .500… 72-71.

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If vladdy drove that ball a few degrees higher it would have been an absolutely perfect game. Buck is and always will be the GOAT

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Well now I know what cauterized vas deferens smells like

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wasn't really listening to the doctor, how many beers are you supposed to take before an 11 AM vasectomy

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I haven't drank alcohol in about 6 days and I feel like SHIT. But probably because I have pneumonia.

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you mention on reddit that chiropractors are not medically licensed professionals then people will call you slurs

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

bluesky should build a hammer with a camera in it

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Has anyone actually checked his shoes to make sure we haven't wildly misdiagnosed this

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A new Protest The Hero album, a new Propagandhi album, next you're gonna tell me Against Me! is gonna get back together and LJG is gonna write the sickest album of all time? Please? Please can you tell me that

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Yeah I'm calling about your ad for the brain liquifier 4000, do I have to put the thing in my nose? I just don't want to look like a complete moron

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don't know if $20 has ever brought me as much happiness as it has in this tennis racket bug zapper

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ok the blue jays just need to win the rest of the season and they might squeeze in to a playoff spot

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Varsho making sure we don't get more than an expired box of kraft dinner when we trade him

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Nice we get to see Brendon Little get Lit up

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

One stupid joke people keep making that irks me is "teachers always said Wikipedia is not a valid source but chatgpt blah blah" IT'S STILL NOT A VALID SOURCE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT VALID SOURCE MEANS

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Me the last 3 months: fucking blue jays fucking ass team fucking players don't care fucking shit is killing me Me the last week: if I don't watch the blue jays play baseball soon I'm gonna die

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

tf am I supposed to do that bitch is wearing a gasmask

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Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is sad.

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Should I keep watching this jays game as everything slowly falls apart with a 10% chance of a comeback or go play marathon and lose all my purple shields

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm not an expert but I think Yesavage should have thrown a few strikes instead of whatever that was

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Why does this game remind me of my 8th grade phys ed teacher

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Kerry 🇵🇸 @8fullhourssleep.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The giants city connect is pretty sick

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