Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 13hThe also didn’t stop cheating in 2018, they were proven guilty of not cooperating with investigators until 2024. Plus the advantage they were able to gain from 2009-2018 means that they were so far ahead of where they should’ve been. It’s not like 2018/19 City spontaneously arose out of nowhere. 010
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Awww is someone trying to slow down your fascism project? 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Cheating is cheating. And like how they used to get mobsters for tax evasion because it was the only thing they could prove in court, we know City cheated a lot more than what they’ve been proven guilty of. 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is one of the many reasons why I could never be a professional athlete. I would’ve broken the robot’s legs and not even felt bad about it 010
Reposted by Zach MarxLewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There's always money in the banana stand 1744165
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 11/10/2026No but you see they don’t want to appear biased for Liverpool so really he had to give a red card. 020
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My only regret is that the red wasn’t because we kicked another one of their players in the face. (Still not a red for me, Mane clearly only got ball) 020
Reposted by Zach MarxThe Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The extent of City’s cheating may never be fully known, but @80couches.bsky.social checked the receipts—they say it cost clubs at least £2B. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...liverpooloffside.sbnation.comManchester City’s Cheating Cost English Clubs Over £2 BillionThe extent of City’s cheating may never be fully known, but we checked the receipts—they say it cost clubs at least £2B. 031
Reposted by Zach MarxMari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I keep not being able to answer the ‘what should the punishment be?’ surveys bc my actual answer is never one of the options. Nullify the title and expel them from the premier league, with the knowledge that there’s no onus on the football league to accept them. 1111
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m against capital punishment, but willing to make a few notable exceptions for members of the current administration. 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I put on my law school hat and looked into the full 40-page report from the Disciplinary Commission on Manchester City's cheating. It's...damning to say the least. Anyway, I had *thoughts* which were at least slightly shorter than 40 pages. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...liverpooloffside.sbnation.comBreaking Down the Disciplinary Commission Report on Man CityI read the full Disciplinary Commission report on how they think Manchester City are guilty AF so you don’t have to. 151
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, 2017/18 was actually the year they cheated *the most* The idea that they just stopped is laughable. In the same way that most drunk drivers don’t get caught their first time, I’m sure there’s a lot we don’t know about. 032
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s one of those movies that had a lot more potential than what it delivered. Though it was also a COVID movie, so I guess we should also be happy we got something as good as we got? 011
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He definitely hit it out of the park with that one. I want to like Don’t Look Up more, but it’s sadly too on the nose to work as a satire 🫠😂 110
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Definitely some that would be on my list, The Big Short in particular is probably a top 5 for me. 100
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’d never cheat on you, baby. Autocorrect, however, remains my mortal enemy (glares at offer instead of often) 010
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t offer share my ramblings on here, but I had a few things to say about Manchester City. It’s time to start holding the rich and powerful accountable for their crimes, and we can start with City. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...liverpooloffside.sbnation.comManchester City Punishment Must Include Being Expelled from EPL and EFLCity have knowingly caused incalculable harm throughout the English football pyramid and need to be punished accordingly. 0132
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, and multiple shows with a single season? Which is like 8-10 episodes now. Woooow. 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yes, wake me up so I can binge drink with the rest of humanity 041
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Nice that it got a new crater the natural way and not because of one of Elon’s misplaced rockets (this time) 000
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t know what this is about, but fuck yeah, eat shit Lane Kiffin! 000
Reposted by Zach Marxrb @mostlyinane.quest · 14/09/2026a while ago i was going to make a post about how more of us need to spend time offline and then i realised what i was doing so i made myself this. just in case any of you need it, as well. 4538
Reposted by Zach MarxRobin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social 392199885334
Reposted by Zach MarxJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018380
Reposted by Zach MarxThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly. 73183042648
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I grew up in East Tennessee. I never met Dolly but know loads who have, and I’ve never heard a single bad word spoken about her. Her charity donates a a MILLION books to children for free per month, and she also helped fund COVID vaccine research. She’s a legend. We need more Dollys, especially now. 062
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Yes, this framing is incredibly dumb and unhelpful, and like so many discussions around climate change, tries to redirect the conversation away from wide-scale, societal changes to individual actions. 010
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Can’t wait until our inevitable November injury crisis. 020
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Zoey taking psychotic pleasure in hunting demons is very on brand and appreciated 000
Reposted by Zach MarxBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world." 1935248728
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When people ask me why I have no interest in returning, I’m just like “how long do you have?” 010
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It’s always weird when conservatives try to paint objectively good things as bad things. 020
Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 28/07/2026“We were fine with states murdering migrant workers and all the bribery and corruption, but this crosses a line.” 020
Reposted by Zach MarxSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife 20373431490
