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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I got so frustrated with the #whitesox and #bears this weekend that I installed a new faucet line to replace the leaky one. Silver linings.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Is it possible to die from watching a baseball game? #whitesox

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Made chicken aloo gobi and roasted some butternut squash with sage tonight.

Roasted butternut squash with sage sprinkled on top.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

With this sweep of the Astros, the White Sox have won their first playoff series since their 2005 sweep of the Astros to win the World Series. #whitesox #astros

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

White Sox are making me feel good feelings, which is dangerous and makes me scared.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Still one of the best games ever made.

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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If anyone ever says "Give me a ballpark figure?" say 41,649. That's the capacity of Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. You're welcome.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

not only do we have tainted lettuce but we regret to inform you the lettuce is also corrupt

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The people sitting for these interviews are the equivalent of "I could go three rounds with prime Mike Tyson."

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

BlueSky has done a great job becoming the sports app, but it still has catching up to do on "well reasoned petty grievance video" side of social media. I am glad someone is doing the legwork.

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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Thierry Henry openly disdains Lalas every time he speaks. I love it.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

A traditional Lebanese dinner called Maqlouba. It has tomato, onion, eggplant, chicken thighs, rice and 8,000 different spices.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Ok, well the energy drink branding part was specifically predicted by Idiocracy. I almost consider this IP theft.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

@thelifeofsharks.com Thank you for making this 5 year old shark obsessed guy VERY happy.

A child reading The World According To Sharks.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Idiocracy attempted to show how low we could go, but guessed wrong on depth. There is no bottom.

The White House wirh stadium scaffolding up behind it.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Got to be the 49ers. Plane could be missing a wing, have one engine and the cockpit torn open but they would somehow land it.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

My 4 year old just uttered those magic words from the bathroom: I need a towel, something happened!

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

This is the pinnacle of what a short form video can be. Happy Confederate Surrender Day!

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The French have hilarious names for things. For example, this is what they call Kristi Noem's marriage.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My buddy has a great Buccaneers podcast if that is your sort of thing. Live now. www.youtube.com/live/58I-ZQ5...

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Lavonte David Retires | The Standard of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

YouTube video by The Frozen Pirate Podcast

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

One was a schoolteacher and the other was a WWII vet turned conman who was married 8 times (4 to the same woman.)

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

They made a comic of Elon Musk's origin.

A comic about an inhuman man toying with the idea of impregnating a human woman so that he can be born as a mortal, but instead deciding to create a machine to do it.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Prepping for a snowstorm Chicago-style in the East: Make a mostaccioli, salt the walk, tell my neighbors if I have a heart attack while shoveling to let me claim my death right as a Midwestern man.

Mostaccioli pasta baked with spicy sausage and lots of cheeses.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Imagine 6 feet of this bad boy at a mandatory team-building exercise.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Ben Johnson has an unbeatable formula for the perfect offense: Have two tall tight ends and only throw to them.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Total War: Warhammer III has got to release this thing as a new Nurgle Legendary Lord.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

This is horrible, but also if you are the sort of person that let's your child play with an AI powered teddy bear, your kids are going to have a tough life anyway.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I watched True Lies (1994) last night. I forgot that movies used to rely on it being irrelevant to his character that Arnold was the most jacked man on Earth with a thick Austrian accent. We just worked past those factors.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

See the difference? 👀 #NoKings

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Brosmer's multi-level Farquaad homage haircut is elite. Easily going for 750 yds passing in the 2nd half.

Some wild hair from Vikings rookie QB Max Brosmer that has an elevated flap in the back.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

It took EXACTLY 3 quarters for Ben Johnson to become a Bears coach.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Gary Gardens (The house is actually pretty nice, but there is still a raccoon. He is only related to George Kennedy.)

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 31/08/2025

Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz are engaged in a very high-stakes and high-profile “being like that” contest and it’s gonna be a photo finish

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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Welcome to the 2027 Chicago mayoral election, Andrew Cuomo

Welcome to the 2027 Chicago’s mayor race, Andrew Cuomo

Chicago is proof that incompetent leadership can turn a deep-dish city into a half-baked mess

From long before we built the Erie Canal to compete with Chicago, New York has always been about making things happen

I believe in government that works. I have done it time and time again for the people of New York. Let’s do it again.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I want to find this man, if he is still around, and gently bully him.

The end of a Homeowner's Association document signed by its President, George Puddington.

His name is designed to make you hungry and amused in equal measures.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Everybody asks, "How's the sandwich?" Nobody ever asks, "How are you, sandwich?"

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

So we beat on, sandwiches against the table, borne back ceaselessly into the stomachs.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Sometimes HR and Payroll come together and call in one of our specialists to "send a message" to the rank and file. We call this package, "The company is downsizing, everyone is getting two weeks severance regardless of seniority." It is most popular amongst companies setting record profits.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Jamila was a model before she was taken up to a C-Suite after work drinks soiree. Synergies were realized, new revenue streams were discussed. Some say her consumption led to Thad's discovery of a new way to cross-utilize product in order to maximize ROI in down-markets.

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Little known fact: When my cousin Giuseppe was slaughtered for a team-building exercise in Chappaqua (pictured here), his body became the first official use of the term "put a pin in it."

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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

One of my kind being born into a cruel and uncaring world. He will be devoured partially by a woman named Doris while she absolutely demolishes Ted in accounting's choice of tie/sock combinations.

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