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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence

@45thabsurdist.bsky.social
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Procedurally generated communiques of the Luddite Martyrs Battalion of the Butlerian Jihad Now is the time of Monsters. Who put all this order here?

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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ai guys d kinda keep saying shit like they’re Credit Mobilier dudes trying to sell the idea of the railroad to the Cheyenne.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hot take, but if the Government decides you should die, and then they carry out the death sentence but you don’t die, twice, then you being alive wins, and the government should gracefully accept defeat. They already got to go for best of 3 in what’s usually a single-elimination competition.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lesbian fashion is eternal.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*nods* yeah, it makes sense that Neanderthals would have a gene that makes you bad at direction. Look at this map of them taking a left turn and then not being able to find their way back to Africa.
Neandertalis range map, 130k-30 years before present, illustrating how after neandertals left Africa, their Google Maps rerouted them to Gibraltar, which was erroneously marked as a through street.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like somethin was wearing Edgar. Like an Edgar suit.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
brb, dreaming of a world where Corporate Personhood and Artificial Intelligence both imply the existence of a thing that can be driven to suicide.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
once upon a time, had this handle over on Twotter dot com, back before it was the Nazi Bar App, and also coincidentally before chatbot fetishists were making policies saying that their malware could have their feelings hurt. language models can’t feel rejection or despair, and Honestly That’s Sad.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brb, hiring Don King to train me how to do CQB.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*slaps hood of bio-interfaced 2057 Chevy* “you can fit so many casual transphobias in this thing”
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, Oregon Oswego: Better Oswego is showing you up. Better step up your game, Fake Oswego.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 01/11/2025
tapping the fucking sign now that bluesky is actively censoring EVERYTHING even remotely, possibly rude that this will lead to language softening, which literally rewires your fucking brain to downplay violence/issues
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Bailey Poletti @baileypoletti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've long believed that there is virtue in caution, in doubt, in skepticism, in pessimism even, in not believing that things bend toward a good and righteous future through inertia alone. But there is no virtue, absolutely zero, in cynicism. I've heard enough of it. Doubt I'll take, but not that.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok if the animals are using vintage enamelware this might be a Wes Anderson I need to see.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love the delicious cannibal parasite fungus disease.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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I HATE YOU ALL, YOU KNOW?
ALL YOU SCUM
I WANT TO BE
PRESIDENT BECAUSE I HATE YOU.I WANT TO PUCK WITH YOU.
I WANT TO MAKE YOU SHUT LIP AND DO THINGS
PROPERLY. GET THROUSH YOUR DOOMED LITTLE LIVES QUIETLY.

Governor Smiler of California
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry Shivon, your plan involves leaving a lasting effect on the heart of a man who wears his kid on his shoulders to catch sniper bullets.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Beast endorses The Smiler as a consensus candidate.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I HATE YOU ALL, YOU KNOW?
ALL YOU SCUM.
I WANT TO BE
PRESIDENT BECAUSE I HATE YOU.I WANT TO FUCK WITH YOU.
I WANT TO MAKE YOU SHUT UP AND DO THINGS PROPERLY. GET THROUGH YOUR DOOMED LITTLE LIVES QUIETLY.
-the smiler- transmetropolitan
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joyce Carol Oates dogshit takes don’t actually need to be generated by thinking people, which is why they are instead posted by Joyce Carol Oates.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canadians will say sorry because they’re holding the door for you, but if you come for Lake Ontario they’re gonna form insurrectionary militias in the hill country and plant IEDs on the friendship bridge.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that this has now gone from “a slide in a Boston neighborhood park” to “the most famous slide possibly on the whole of anglophone internet“ and it’s all because the only one who doesn’t love a fast slide is a cop.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some more enlightened societies would describe this as “democracy“
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always has been dot jpg
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was what led to the Rule Of Five, by which we once governed our number. Back when every scene had 5 trans girls, and if a new one moved to town or came out, it started the clock on one of the existing 5 moving or otherwise shuffling off. Back before the Quickening.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 27/09/2026
Remember the random dude who got 49020939 articles of uncritical media coverage in the space of two days because he quit anthropic based on his fears of existential AI risk? Yeah..........he's a climate denier. So is the whole AI industry. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/22/a...
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Highlander rules.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people making generative AI are in a millenarian cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic and heavily subsidized by Jeff Epstein in its beginning, that is a death cult by day and a rape cult by night. And they make zero effort to hide any of this, they count on you going no fucking way that's weird
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mitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah, i never asked for an endorsement. was not something i was seeking nor was it something i was excited about. it’s true i do have litmus tests. one of those is police accountability with teeth
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like Netanyahu, I have some critiques of Mamdani. For example, I’m not a fan of how his city’s police force arrested Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder, instead of arresting Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I so emphatically don’t want answers to my questions that I also don’t want answers to your questions.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if Disc Horse was a guy (gender neutral)
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we as a society gotta be pushing the boundary between cottage cheese and ciliegen.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Know enough to Know You Need To Reserve Judgement*” {*only the ethical kind, not the hubristically-claiming-the-mantle-of-divine-wrath, raining-hellfire-from-the sky-to-scour-cities-from-the-charred-earth kind}
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t forget the constant threat of specifically *shitting* yourself to death and having horrible chronic gastrointestinal issues held at bay with mercury and laudanum
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
U’s ain’t gonna pay to haul themselves.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hope you’re happy about your engagement you fucking ghouls.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We call it the {Sexual} Pioneer Valley.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is a world beyond Boston, past the far shoulders of the 495, which Bostonians cannot dream of, and those who struggle to trace the bounds of New England can scarce imagine. It is the land from which Boston’s drinking water flows, and in which a plurality of Massachusetts lesbians dwell.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
… And yet nobody is threatening to firebomb people referring to it as the “Boston Lesbian Bar Mask Discourse.”
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pakled.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AI no longer looking like such a cash cow, government gutting nasa makes Exploding Rockets, Inc. a bit tenuous, time to dust off some of the old grifts
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harry Potter And The Methods Of Starting A Sex Cult In An Old Hotel In Berkeley California, by Eliezer Yudkowsky
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also it was a typo, but startin to think “sol” could be shorthand for “a thing that circumvents EA/Rationalist bullshit by stepping fully out of their nonsense framing & kicking out the load-bearing nonsense pillars of their cultic ontology” Brb, off to touch grass with every single part of my body
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not the Zizians, but a separate, better funded thing that’s just as stupid and an even more sterling example of why Nerds Who Spend Too Much Time On Obscure Message Boards should get swirlies and not More Investment Capital Than Anyone In Human History.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/segy...
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Calling this “Operation Paperclip”
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
will never actually be able to stomach “and then we recreated the ecosystem from digital genetic info we had stored on backup drives” and that’s before we even get to the weird eugenics “and all the people descended from *this* person are sneaky and bad!” bit.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really wish that the first bit of that book was where the narrative stayed, because slow-societal-collapse ontological chaos w/everyone drugged out of their minds on dopamine from runaway ai-slop engagement-maximization algorithms is a lot more interesting than Epic Fantasty Milton Fanfic.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh cool. So this is less of an apple sauce, and more a wild-fermented apple-kimchi purée.
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Sentient Property That Can Experience Violence @45thabsurdist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks I love them.
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