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ethan (gay)

@3thanguy7.bsky.social
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it's ethan not Ethan he/it i write bits of weird fiction 3thanguy7.substack.com (long) 3thanguy7aov.substack.com (short)

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 4h
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4h
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 12m
silly little prose poem #uhtober 5 - Distant Lands 3thanguy7aov.substack.com/p/uhtober-5-...
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#uhtober 5 - Distant Lands
Do you see it?
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and another piece i wrote on a train #uhtober 4 - The Worm 3thanguy7aov.substack.com/p/uhtober-4-...
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#uhtober 4 - The Worm
Julian has missed his train.
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sverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jacking off in the pårk
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a piece i wrote on a train #uhtober 3 - Cause And Effect 3thanguy7aov.substack.com/p/uhtober-3-...
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#uhtober 3 - Cause And Effect
It used to be quite pretty.
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a small poem #uhtober 2 - On Babel 3thanguy7aov.substack.com/p/uhtober-2-...
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#uhtober 2 - On Babel
Конечно.
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ive not been good abt writing lately but IT'S #UHTOBER BABEY LET'S GO. anyway here's just some prose abt an infinite building to ease myself back in #uhtober 1 - Place Of Worship 3thanguy7aov.substack.com/p/uhtober-1-...
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#uhtober 1 - Place Of Worship
Et cetera.
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the new deadlock characters are peak as hell but oh my god the baba yaga interpretation as a pigeon-feeding old woman? where the bench is her pot? fucking *brilliant*. fucking *inspired*
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yooo hundreds of beavers is on dropout now let's go
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026
marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
i want my brucey
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i like my porn to be so bizarre it's unclear whether it's actually pornographic
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every gay person really does use their own preferred heart emoji
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
waltzing to that track in the deltarune chapter 5 weird route
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
flight today was delayed by 2h58m
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mini mart
An anthropomorphic hyena and water dragon in a mini mart shopping.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oomf stocks are on the rise
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guys I think I figured out a perfect way to distinguish if a video game is indie or not. indie games are released on sale for the first few days. non-indie games are released at full price
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lex @lexistenti.al · 23/09/2026
guy who says p*op
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Werewolfism has spread to the platonic realm. We know of at least four integers which become wolves under the full moon. Programming languages are scrambling to add WOLF type security
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you can really tell that sam has been playing a lot of clocktower as of the latest season of game changer
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dan gheesling situation is actually crazy
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
weird day
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pretty sure I've just discovered an ex-state senator extensively editing his own Wikipedia article
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Viktoria, slug-o-cola lover @viktoriaidk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you wanna come over? me and some girls wanna do loon calls in a dark forest, its gonna be fun
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
despite everything it's still you
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pronouncing "discount" like "viscount"
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i keep saying "writ large"
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 08/09/2026
i am going to be brutally murdered this weekend
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
learning abt the Final Boss of They/Them Wiki Citations
screenshot of the Limbus Company Wiki, for the page "Dante's Pronoun Citations". the highlighted text reads "125 they/thems and counting"
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
didn't make it in 😔
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my credit report is my extensive backlog of strange pornography I've commissioned
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my friend made a video game go wishlist it store.steampowered.com/app/5184050/...
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Wizard Harder Or Get Laid Off on Steam
An evil baron poisoned the king's mind in the kingdom you hail from, convincing him that enchanted objects in the hands of simple goblins meant he could reduce headcount - that means you. Explore this...
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
boys in bikinis
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this might be the greatest thumbnail I've ever seen
a screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail for a stream titled "(The Bazaar) Checking Out New Tag-Adding Event and Yappin" by punnofun (the greatest streamer of all time)

in the thumbnail someone has the Friend, Toy, Drone, and Property tags, and is wearing a collar and latex pup mask
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can tell you with confidence that Jimmy Beast did, in fact, write some of this book with his own hands (derogatory)
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i need friends
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Ayana‼️ @daibakusho.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
To some its everything
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im not crestfallen just heartbroken
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Welcome to bluesky! Some ground rules if you're new here: 1. suck my fat nuts 2. asshole
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
i need a bitch w an unusual gender and a fat ass
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ethan (gay) @3thanguy7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im here to fuck fat tboys and chew bubble gum. and im all out of fat tboys
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
programmers have done their best efforts to make programming accessible, and those resources were all sucked up and used to take away their jobs programming should have been secret society shit
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TECH CEO: WE INVENTED GUN
DOG CAN USE

Crowd Cheers


Little guy wearing Yaoi hat: "OH MY GOD, WHY?"


Crowd: WOOO

Tech CEO: WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT BY 2027 10000% OF ECONOMY
WILL BE DOG GUN
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