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Emily

@2amwakeupcall.com
9.4K followers 489 following 32K posts

A normal transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 29 years old. and also she’s 50% of @knifepun.ch 2amwakeupcall.com

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 6h
this sounds like hell to me
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 8h
a lot of yall still don’t get it ape holder can use MULTIPLE slurp juices on a single ape
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 11h
💯💯💯
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
babe we did it 🥹
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
yeah, and so they can delay without crashing the market
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
high and posting on my instagram that 5 of them are trans eggs but not elaborating who
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
credit: @echo.knifepun.ch
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
you can’t out toaster the strudel
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 28/09/2026
would the ghostbusters be considered ghost cops and does acab include them?
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
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julian the werewolf ΘΔ @nexusrasp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
any argument about country music always boils down to "you don't have to like it but if the only exposure to it is what the radio plays, you have an incomplete picture of what country music can be."
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 12/05/2026
serif text that says "Keep yuckin'! I'm about to YUM."

Yum is not in serif text and is in red instead of black and all-caps.
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 28/09/2026
which is heavier a kilogram of shit or a kilogram of piss
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 27/09/2026
it’s a well crafted country song of the type that would be unremarkable pre 9/11 but feels like a mild standout now
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 27/09/2026
apologies to all my followers that i have heard “choosing’ texas” by ella langley and i think it’s pretty ok
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 04/09/2026
here's a bunch of examples of my work! my phone broke so uh please help me pay for it?
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 27/09/2026
i love you so much baby, everybody can see how sweet and wonderful you are and how happy you make me:)
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 27/09/2026
we did karaoke tonight and it was a ton of fun and emily and her family are all so sweet and nice to me and it's been an amazing two weeks
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 26/09/2026
in the future of tgirl baseball they will be playing games at places like diyhrt Field, Image-Line Stadium, and PetCo Park
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 27/09/2026
thx thx 😘
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
call me wonka the way my willy in her chocolate factory
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
is this anything
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
willy wonk her
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
do you guys ever think about how i fell in love with the sweetest prettiest most wonderful girl who takes care of me and deserves the whole entire world
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 26/09/2026
i could be famous one day for my knowledge (long story)
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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com · 26/09/2026
transsexuals, we are charlie kirk too! #carrythatflamesis
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
the current mix is only 9:30 but we’ll see what happens in the studio
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
am i spiritually minneapolisian
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
every day i look at pictures of myself and get closer to being able to see just. A Lady
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
oh yeah babe??? what about real war not fake!!!!!
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
introducing: the video game 3
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
especially since they (very hilariously) put true detective season one, couldn’t they just do The Sopranos (season 2+)???
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 25/09/2026
we went thrifting and now we are eating italian food
two cute lesbians inside a restaurant. one is wearing a camo hat that says "God's favorite"
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
calling bottom surgery “tuck everlasting”
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 25/09/2026
he's just a lil guy
a baby crab the same color as the sand, camouflaged between some greenery and driftwood on the beach
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
calling bottom surgery “tuck everlasting”
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 25/09/2026
do u ever think about how i fell in love with the sweetest girl ever and she loves me back and treats me well and also her whole family is awesome and supportive and how the life i used to hate living has become so full of beauty and happiness?
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
i love life with you too my beautiful love:))
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 24/09/2026
babe i know ive said it already but u look so pretty
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 24/09/2026
emily's aunt took us to get our eyebrows done for the first time today
two lesbians with perfect eyebrows
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 24/09/2026
getting my uterus transplant next week
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 24/09/2026
look at this cutie
emily smiling into the camera on a porch while echo looks at her PHONEemily smiling into the camera on a poe h while echo realizes i’m photographing her and acts like the cutest girl in the world(she is)
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 12/09/2026
remember when obi wan kenobi force pushed anakin skywalker into a vat of mustafarian laughing chemicals thus inadvertently turning him into the joker
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 23/09/2026
i’m going to light a fire
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 23/09/2026
welcome
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 23/09/2026
sorry babe
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 23/09/2026
we need a gogurt for the left
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