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1davidj

@1davidj.bsky.social
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30 | speedrunning, osrs, league of legends enthusiast | meme addict | software developer | F-Zero GX, X, Kirby Air Ride speedrunner

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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
What it feels like being a speedrunner in your 30's
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Biglaw @biglaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
speedrun bsky rn
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Ntuni Asks 'Why Are You Closed?'
ALT: Ntuni Asks 'Why Are You Closed?'
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hasfarr @hasfarr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Speedrun bluesky rn
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/05/2025
me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
idk what if Nintendo made the GameCube 10x larger for some reason
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GTM @gtm5471.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
big livesplit
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Msushi @msushi.net · 15/05/2026
fit check
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Katie4 @katie4.saesr.events · 01/05/2026
sonic schoolhouse
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Slysonker @slysonic.saesr.events · 01/05/2026
hibnotix around the bloke saying:

A reminder to all speedrunners:

👏 YOU ARE DEFINED BY NOT BEING ACCEPTED FOR GDQ 👏

💙 You still a mediocre speedrunner
💙 You are still invalid
💙 You were never awesome

Stop trying, stop practicing, and stop caring 💪

Your time will not come 🙏

on twitter.com/hibnotix otherwise known as xbox live.com
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Cadaver Cassie 🔒 🎃 @doubltroublgum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 01/05/2026
EVERYONE HURRY, the #SGDQ2026 games list is out!! gdq.gg/games We have a lot of other submissions open now as well! Check the thread for information on the new game submission period, submission feedback, prizes, and on-site activity submissions Register for SGDQ2026: gdq.gg/sgdq-2026
Announcement for the #SGDQ2026 games list release with new game submissions now open featuring three Velocities staring up at the text with sparkly eyes  list of SGDQ 2026 upcoming dates

text reads: 
Event Dates: July 5-11
Early Registration: Ends May 24 | $125
  Late Registration: May 25 - July 3 | $175
  On-site Registration: July 4-9 | $200
  On-site (weekend only): July 10 | $100
Vendor Acceptance: May 1
New Game Submission Period: Ends May 7
   New Games Window: March 31 and after
Panel & Tourney Submissions: Ends May 31
Prize Submissions: Ends June 21
Schedule Release: May 15
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truman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
good times at the last calithon
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1davidj @1davidj.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Bring back the green checkmark
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.
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Swiftalu @swiftalu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Kirby Air Riders (Made with Posca Markers) #art
A canvas panel featuring Kirby on the warp star, with colorful clouds surrounding him
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When I Want to Find the 8 Red Coins but my Bitch Wife Wants to Find 5 Silver Stars
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Kraken @korpspropaganda.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i can't believe this is working
"I will not use the AI assistant."
reply: And it will do a billion on the stock market."
"billion - 1"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/01/2026
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Magnolia -> SGDQ @queenmagnolia.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:
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amyrlinn @amyrlinn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
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truman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
finally a good recommendation
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Tyler 🎶💫 @stairmaster.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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GTM @gtm5471.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
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Denim Laminator extraordinare 🐯 @foreveranony.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
🛋️👴📖Twas the night 😴🌃 before Christmas🎄🎁, and all through the whorehouse🏠👯‍♀️, The walls were a-shakin’🫨🏚️😏 as Santa 🎅blew your back out!🔥💥🍆🥵‼️‼️ His balls🥜 were a-twitchin’🥴 and slappin’ your butt🫲🍑😱! You squealed like a reindeer 🦌🗣️😩and busted a nut!!💥!💥💣💦😵‍💫! There’s one ☝️✨special✨ reason that Santa🎅 came
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
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Denim Laminator extraordinare 🐯 @foreveranony.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
IT'S TAKE A BITE TUESDAY!! POST THIS CAT TO BITE YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!
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an orange cat is sitting on a blue couch and looking at the camera .
ALT: an orange cat is sitting on a blue couch and looking at the camera .
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Emkay @theemkaystandsfor.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Forestry world is insane
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Trick ‘o Treat Stooge @tts4life.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happy to see I got an upgrade from Backup Runner to the main stage. Looking forward! #AGDQ2026
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The GDQ Games List is a lot like your cousins house. Sometimes it has Super Mario 64 and 12 Bananas
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truman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
im deleting discord
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Johanian @ Home @johanian.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Now that I'm home from GDQ
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
In Super Mario 64, getting burned while twirling preserves Mario's angular momentum. The next time he starts flying as Wing Mario, the preserved momentum from the twirl suddenly returns and spins Mario around.
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Whale @belugaboy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man”
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zubi @zewbeee.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
kirby air riders!! 🚗💥
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/05/2025
Yep, that’s it. You used the term correctly. Please keep up the great work
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jaida @anarchyasf.com · 29/04/2025
#SGDQ2025
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Denim Laminator extraordinare 🐯 @foreveranony.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
💢💢💢😠😠Honestly if I see 👀👀👀 one 👆👆👆 4/20 🌿🌿🌿post I'm deleting you off Facebook😠😠😠💢💢💢. I do not🙅🙅🚫 wish to associate myself🙋🙋 with those who celebrate🎉🎊🎉 the consumption of a very DANGEROUS 😵🔫😵🔫😵🔫AND ILLEGAL👮🚔🚓🚔 DRUG. 🌿🌲💉💊Kids should not be glorifying👼👼 this atrocious 👿👿 habit, especially to conside
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Super Hazuki Ball!! 🧡🐬🍉 @isoladelfina.diy · 17/04/2025
"and remember, well be watching you, pal well know if you start jacking off."
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 07/04/2025
Cappy Transforms Into MAGA Hat After Mario Stumbles Into Staten Island Portion of New Donk City hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Cappy Transforms Into MAGA Hat After Mario Stumbles Into Staten Island Portion of New Donk City
NEW DONK CITY — Mario’s sentient sidekick Cappy transformed into a MAGA hat to fit in after the pair found itself in New Donk City’s…
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We're excited to announce that SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS: Dark Beginnings has been nominated for a Webby award! We love bringing new stories and beautiful animation to you. You can vote now at The Webby Awards to help us win: bit.ly/Webby_SONICX...
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truman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My face in the Mario Kart World Switch 2 chatroom when someone shows me a picture of my house after I hit them with a blue shell
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𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑩𝑺 @two40footslabs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"getting laid to rest" sounds like a combination of two of the best things ever but don't be fooled,
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
New Jubilee Surrounded: 1 speedrunner vs 20 youtube commenters
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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