Reposted by 1davidjshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 30/10/2024What it feels like being a speedrunner in your 30's 1028860
Reposted by 1davidjBiglaw @biglaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026speedrun bsky rnstatic.klipy.comNtuni Asks 'Why Are You Closed?'ALT: Ntuni Asks 'Why Are You Closed?' 072
Reposted by 1davidjcyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026time to post my absolutely favorite meme 294205990
Reposted by 1davidjheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/05/2025me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then 3674411951
Reposted by 1davidjkeke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 22/05/2026idk what if Nintendo made the GameCube 10x larger for some reason 17056991227
Reposted by 1davidjGames Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 01/05/2026EVERYONE HURRY, the #SGDQ2026 games list is out!! gdq.gg/games We have a lot of other submissions open now as well! Check the thread for information on the new game submission period, submission feedback, prizes, and on-site activity submissions Register for SGDQ2026: gdq.gg/sgdq-2026 9239101
Reposted by 1davidjshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time. 211592549
Reposted by 1davidjSwiftalu @swiftalu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Kirby Air Riders (Made with Posca Markers) #art 6324100
Reposted by 1davidjSuper Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 17/01/2026When I Want to Find the 8 Red Coins but my Bitch Wife Wants to Find 5 Silver Stars 3592212
Reposted by 1davidjKraken @korpspropaganda.bsky.social · 15/01/2026i can't believe this is working 735281422
Reposted by 1davidjBloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion: 727681007
Reposted by 1davidjamyrlinn @amyrlinn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME 4467139
Reposted by 1davidjSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas? 151753677
Reposted by 1davidjDenim Laminator extraordinare 🐯 @foreveranony.bsky.social · 25/12/2025🛋️👴📖Twas the night 😴🌃 before Christmas🎄🎁, and all through the whorehouse🏠👯♀️, The walls were a-shakin’🫨🏚️😏 as Santa 🎅blew your back out!🔥💥🍆🥵‼️‼️ His balls🥜 were a-twitchin’🥴 and slappin’ your butt🫲🍑😱! You squealed like a reindeer 🦌🗣️😩and busted a nut!!💥!💥💣💦😵💫! There’s one ☝️✨special✨ reason that Santa🎅 came 241
Reposted by 1davidjDenim Laminator extraordinare 🐯 @foreveranony.bsky.social · 04/11/2025IT'S TAKE A BITE TUESDAY!! POST THIS CAT TO BITE YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!media.tenor.coman orange cat is sitting on a blue couch and looking at the camera .ALT: an orange cat is sitting on a blue couch and looking at the camera . 011
Reposted by 1davidjTrick ‘o Treat Stooge @tts4life.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Happy to see I got an upgrade from Backup Runner to the main stage. Looking forward! #AGDQ2026 0211
Reposted by 1davidjshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025The GDQ Games List is a lot like your cousins house. Sometimes it has Super Mario 64 and 12 Bananas 413234
Reposted by 1davidjSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 06/06/2025In Super Mario 64, getting burned while twirling preserves Mario's angular momentum. The next time he starts flying as Wing Mario, the preserved momentum from the twirl suddenly returns and spins Mario around. 292577438
Reposted by 1davidjWhale @belugaboy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man” 0155
Reposted by 1davidjSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/05/2025Yep, that’s it. You used the term correctly. Please keep up the great work 15856173
Reposted by 1davidjDenim Laminator extraordinare 🐯 @foreveranony.bsky.social · 20/04/2025💢💢💢😠😠Honestly if I see 👀👀👀 one 👆👆👆 4/20 🌿🌿🌿post I'm deleting you off Facebook😠😠😠💢💢💢. I do not🙅🙅🚫 wish to associate myself🙋🙋 with those who celebrate🎉🎊🎉 the consumption of a very DANGEROUS 😵🔫😵🔫😵🔫AND ILLEGAL👮🚔🚓🚔 DRUG. 🌿🌲💉💊Kids should not be glorifying👼👼 this atrocious 👿👿 habit, especially to conside 031
Reposted by 1davidjSuper Hazuki Ball!! 🧡🐬🍉 @isoladelfina.diy · 17/04/2025"and remember, well be watching you, pal well know if you start jacking off." 5402141
Reposted by 1davidjHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 07/04/2025Cappy Transforms Into MAGA Hat After Mario Stumbles Into Staten Island Portion of New Donk City hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.netCappy Transforms Into MAGA Hat After Mario Stumbles Into Staten Island Portion of New Donk CityNEW DONK CITY — Mario’s sentient sidekick Cappy transformed into a MAGA hat to fit in after the pair found itself in New Donk City’s… 346547
Reposted by 1davidjSonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 03/04/2025We're excited to announce that SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS: Dark Beginnings has been nominated for a Webby award! We love bringing new stories and beautiful animation to you. You can vote now at The Webby Awards to help us win: bit.ly/Webby_SONICX... 161935404
Reposted by 1davidjtruman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025My face in the Mario Kart World Switch 2 chatroom when someone shows me a picture of my house after I hit them with a blue shell 2132
Reposted by 1davidj𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑩𝑺 @two40footslabs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025"getting laid to rest" sounds like a combination of two of the best things ever but don't be fooled, 2886345
Reposted by 1davidjshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 01/04/2025New Jubilee Surrounded: 1 speedrunner vs 20 youtube commenters 0317
Reposted by 1davidjharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this 213187433922