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Tough but fair. But also falling apart.

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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 8h
There aren't enough flowers, cakes, candles, songs, billboards, planes and whimsical cat pictures to thank birthday boy David Jenkins for (gestures vaguely at pirates making honking noises) all of that 🌼🌼🌼
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Netta is a weirdo @savernake.bsky.social · 17h
Happy Birthday @david-jenkins.bsky.social 🥳
David Jenkins’ selfie in front of the pink “Save Our Flag Means Death” digital billboard, except the billboard has been edited to show a bluesky post of his instead. It reads “Be the change you want to see sluts”
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OH HELLO, I’M A LITTLE WOODEN BOY AND ME LEGS ARE STICKS… #ofmd
Nathan Foad wearing white tights, brown breaches, a brown vest, a white blouse, a white frilly collar, a black jabot, and a black hat.
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me try that again…
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck are you doing with your head between my legs? Stop! Unbuckle the fuckin— No, you're tightening it! No, shut up! Up, up here! That's my— no, that's my hips!
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
someone or several someones or everyone should draw this as ed & stede with their cake toppers 🙂‍↕️
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DJ going off on Twitter like-
Izzy Hands holding open a piece of parchment that reads like Mean Girls. Text reads, “This man isthe nastist
Skank bitch I've ever met. Do NOT TRUST HIM. He is a Fugly slut!” followed by a photo of David Zaslav.
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go offfff Dad
I was at my desk on the lot when Zaz released the "initial word mark" for Warner Brothers Discovery, complete with a quote from The Maltese Falcon.

It looked like an intern from 1993 put it together.David Jenkins @david_jenkin... 23m Beyond the collective cringe, everyone was trying to attach meaning. Was he just completely out of his depth? Did he actually have some affection for the history of the lot and this storied brand? And, if so, would that win out?



David Jenkins @david_jenkin... 19m Twenty minutes after "the word mark" debuted, we had a production meeting with our execs. Normally an upbeat bunch, they looked ashen. Hollowed out. They'd just come from a town hall hosted by the man himself. It was as if someone had a gun pointed at them from just off camera.



David Jenkins @david_jenkin... They kept their composure, and gave us our usual productive and insightful meeting. But it was clear whatever they'd just witnessed was demoralizing. At best. And we went back to our pirate ships to shoot the day's work on that gorgeous lot.



David Jenkins @david_jenkin... 10m And Zaslav got busy too. He spent a lot of time courting the town and playing mogul. He was seen at the Polo Lounge regularly, seemingly taking the temperature of the major players including Steven Spielberg. He made a show of it, kind of a listening tour. David Jenkins @david_jenkins_5m

But it was clear pretty quickly this man was playing dress up. Like his initial wordmark, this was a fantasy he was living out. He put down his money, and he got to play entertainment mogul. Literally while living in Robert Evans' old house, which he'd purchased the year before.


David Jenkins @david_jenkins__2m

Of course, the only reason Zaslav's ownership was possible is the company was billions of dollars in debt from the AT&T days. As much of a piker as he seemed to be, he was a piker with money. A symptom, really. These kinds of symptoms appear when a company is truly sick.
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So once again things are not great - I'm job hunting with my unimpressive resume, my laptop died (I reckon I'll keep recording with my phone occasionally and post here ⬇️🎵 the silver lining is my recording quality was never that high so it's not going to be a big step down) ko-fi.com/armadillo999...
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bye bye to this walking nightmare, the subject of a thousand revenge fantasies. You are -and always will be- the absolute worst 😌👋🏴‍☠️
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're co-captains, your honour
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plot twist: Reg is the sunbeam 😌
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
still so sad OFMD got cancelled after a single season but happy three years to that weird experimental edizzy horror project
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taika+Rhys is a cheat code that reboots everybody's system 🧜
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also fair warning : it's me and my phone against the world
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In light of the recent Rhys/Taika sightings I started feeling a bit like we're in middle of the good old days, having hope, so I made this ⬇️🎵 CW: it's DUMB youtu.be/KRXEZnVNLto?...
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Give us back Our flag means death
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Netta is a weirdo @savernake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and we have remained calm and normal #OurFlagMeansDeath #CrewForLife #WeNeverLeft
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3 human years ago, in the wee hours of Oct 5, 2023 🥲 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
screen shot of phone alarm going off at 2:50 am on thursday, oct 5, 2023, labeled OFMD s2screen shot from Max page showing an OFMD s2 poster featuring Ed & Stede. the overlay on the poster says Featured - New Episodesscreen shot of the first 3 episodes of OFMD s2. each episode thumbnail says New screen shot of the empty beach & open sky in the first seconds of OFMD s2, ep 1
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Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys! GUYS! It's the WHOLE THING! 🎉 #HFTW #TaikaWaititi #RhysDarby #RimaTeWiata #HuntForTheWilderpeople
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2026.10.02 HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE Q&A w/Taika Waititi, Rhys Darby, Rima Te Wiata (Academy Museum)
YouTube video by Edward Wang
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Close enough, welcome back Our flag means death s03 🥲
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chelsea 💖 @gentlebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crisis aid request: i'm so thankful for everyone sharing and donating before, i wish i had the words. i am still in a horrible horrible spot, havent paid my rent for Sept and i am facing eviction if i cant pay at least $500 today. if possible please share maybe donate i really appreciate any help.
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petrichor #CrewForLife @gheyandwoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the Hunt for the Wilderpeople screening, Rhys was answering a question about working with Taika. He said how wonderful it is to work with someone "you really fucking love"
Adam Piron, Rhys Darby, Rima Te Wiata, and Taika Waititi sitting on stage. Rhys is speaking into the microphone and the others are watching himAdam Piron, Rhys Darby, Rima Te Wiata, and Taika Waititi sitting on stage.
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Photos of Rhys and Taika laughing together launching a thousand ships, rekindling a thousand lighthouses 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Scare-ahhhh! @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what I could really go for right now? A third season of hit HBO show Our Flag Means Death.
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a relatively different note I miss fandom, I miss having energy and being in the loop and looking at pirates and lighthouses all day instead of The Horrors™
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So once again things are not great - I'm job hunting with my unimpressive resume, my laptop died (I reckon I'll keep recording with my phone occasionally and post here ⬇️🎵 the silver lining is my recording quality was never that high so it's not going to be a big step down) ko-fi.com/armadillo999...
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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AL 🏴‍☠️✨🎻 don't forget your fiddle! @adotzimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Gentleman Pirate I presume?
Big n meaty summer sausage
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
september 30th // october 1st
ed teach holding a cup of tea

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeathed teach in the shadows
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
apparently you need to expose it to air and sunlight ✨ Now I feel guilty again
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'll do the same, make it an yearly tradition 😌
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
shout out to when I saw a picture of a rainbow or something saying "💜your art matters💜" but I thought it said "💜air your mattress💜" and felt very judged
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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Thank you to all who joined in! What fun to watch and share bts stories along with you all❤️🏴‍☠️ As promised, some bts footage. Ewen’s last day of filming, a moment where Buttons says goodbye to the crew hit harder😭 And an ode to his comedic genius✨
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
so the light at the end of the tunnel is close 🔆, I should have a job again in May but I'm at the end of my wits not knowing how to cover the rent that's due literally 🔜 right now, so I've set up a goal (last one I hope!) and, as always, any song requests welcome ko-fi.com/armadillo999...
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i miss my wife (The Twinkle in Jim's eyes when they look at Olu 💎)
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gin. @ginnedfish.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“why do you like jack he’s so—“ no what’s CRAZY is throwing will arnett into a pirate show and expecting me to do anything short of the highest court of yassification, so jot that down. 🙂‍↔️✨🍾🕊️🪩🙂‍↕️ for @starswallow.bsky.social to help the midweek hump. 😌 #calicojack #ofmdfanart #ofmd
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's here! Episode 100 with the incredible Ra Vincent! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
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100 Ra Vincent
Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · April 14 · 55m
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
this is how this email (post) finds me
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I love us
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gin. @ginnedfish.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
raised out of my hibernation by a good fucking meal (@spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social fic alert 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️) #WIP
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ty most supportive twin 💜
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ3g... made soup, I mean song💎🍊🧄 (tech issues worse than ever :<)
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ofmd song #3
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'd LOVE to be stabbed by Gin
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
tbh it's not a new job per se, it's the murder farm 😬 but YES if I can make it to May things should be looking up for dumb old Dillo
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
so the light at the end of the tunnel is close 🔆, I should have a job again in May but I'm at the end of my wits not knowing how to cover the rent that's due literally 🔜 right now, so I've set up a goal (last one I hope!) and, as always, any song requests welcome ko-fi.com/armadillo999...
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chloreen @1chloreen1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
ko-fi.com/post/Six-Wis... in case I can reach any #RotE people from my very pirate feed (wish I had taken the time to seek you out) 💎🐉
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Six Wisemen went to Jhaampe town
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