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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Reading up on Calvin and Hobbes lore, and it strikes me as odd that Hobbes and Mr. Bun never developed a friendship. Maybe because Susie Derkins is just more literal than Calvin? Hobbes even says about Mr. Bun at some point that he seems comatose.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got bored during my team meeting so here's a drawing of the most annoying and noisy desktop contraption for jiggling a mouse to make it look like you're at work

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Personally I didn't exactly strike out, but the matches I had never really went anywhere. I think I'm someone who needs to meet and feel a spark with a gal first and *then* do the "what are your interests" list rather than the other way around.

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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

September 30th October 1st

Jeff Goldblum as Seth Brundle vs Brundlyfly in Cronenberg’s The Fly (1986)

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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's odd looking at a coworker's claims about their work on LinkedIn versus what you actually saw them do

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I really don't see how this is a rebuttal when we're already experiencing robits mucking things up because they don't understand our morality, and we're just talking about glorified spell-check

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do we not do #skeleween over here? I guess they're doing it over on Twitter but I don't really go swimming in that swamp anymore

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Little couldn't-sleep writing exercise from last night. John Calvin in an afterlife he wasn't expecting. Also I apparently turned Osiris into a girl but I doubt they'd mind. Story in the alt-text.

John Calvin, blinking, walks into the Hall of Ma'at. The desert sands are blinding outside of the window, and the drapes move slowly with the heat of the day.

Osiris is at her scales. Anubis whispers to her, and Osiris takes a seat, waving him off. The jackal lights a cigarette and stands to the side.

"My heart against a feather?" says Calvin, kneeling.

"That's generally how it goes, yeah," says Anubis, adjusting the scales with a puff on his cigarette. "You ready?"

"I did my best," cries Calvin. "But I still fear-"

"Good Ra," snaps Anubis. "Let's get this guy out of here. We've got a thousand of these to do today."

Anubis reaches down, and gently plucks Calvin's heart out. As silk-draped maids coming in from the halls fan incense, Anubis places the heart on the scales.

Calvin winces.

"And?" he says. "Am I damned?"

Anubis turns back to the rail, putting out his cigarette. He and Osiris consider the scale.

"Weird one," says Anubis.

"Yeah," says Osiris, digging in a drawer.

"Ah!" she says, flipping a page in a ledger. Anubis looks over her shoulder.

Calvin shudders, despite the midday heat. Anubis laughs.

"It's not going to get you out of much work," says Osiris, "so don't get too full of yourself."

Anubis goes to the scholar and draws him to his feet.

"Am I damned?" says Calvin. "Am I-"

"Oh, knock it off," says Anubis. "Good Ra."

"Odd edge case," says Osiris. "Even though your heart didn't weigh more than a feather," motioning back to the scale.

"You thought it did."

She thumbs through the tome, and finds a page.

"Ah," she says, as Anubis reads over her shoulder, and nods.

"Well," says Anubis, "we could use more staff around here anyway."

"Staff, nothin,'" says Osiris. "You had a staff, and you lost it."

"Not at all what I was talking about," says Anubis, and you know that, you-"

She gives him a smooch on the cheek, and he quiets. She takes Calvin by the elbow.

"Welcome to the Afterlife Civil Service" she says. "We'll get you set up."

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Did you know that, despite amazing similarities, jackals are dogs, but hyenas are cats? Convergent evolution is neat.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Please consider donating if you can. I don't have any particular financial need, I just like free money.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Evil Dead Rise is a cautionary tale about getting too into collecting vinyl records

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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last Templar burying the Necronomicon deep within the earth: "one day they will remember us in song and meme for the goodly work we do here."

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, it's a bad take. To say nothing of Frank constantly killing cops and never meeting justice, the reason cops love The Punisher is because of deep-seated and unaddressed psychosexual hangups around power and dominance. What you've described is porn for that specific audience.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Couldn't sleep last night so did some writing practice

He stroked her mane and adjusted her blanket.

"I still don't understand why you brought that pony into the house," his wife said, coming in from the kitchen. "She's getting hair all over the sofa."

"She doesn't feel good," he said. "I wanted her to be comfortable."

"Well," his wife said. "You know what needs to be done."

She went to the kitchen and returned with a platter and an electric carving knife, and the pony kicked as she started to cut.

He grimaced. "You're making a mess of it," he said. "Let me help." He took the knife, and finished for her.

The roast beef on the platter was nicely sliced, and his wife took the platter back. She came back from the kitchen with a bowl.

"Here," she said. "I saved her the carrot tops, and there are some apple slices in there." She gave the pony a rub around the ears. He smiled, and tucked the blanket snugly as he fed her some treats.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just a silly writing exercise but also a true story

There's a vape sitting in the lawn in front of my apartment. Purple, metallic. Even looks like it has some fluid left in it. I see it every day when I take the dog out for her morning constitutional.

The maintenance guys around here are really good about litter, they pick up the place every few days. And the yard guys come on Thursdays, and after several months you'd think this vape would have gotten caught up in the trash bin or destroyed by the riding mower.

But. It's still there, except — moving.

Every day I see it, it's a few inches closer to the main driveway.

I'm starting to believe it's trying to migrate.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Extremely powerful and courageous editorial. It takes some real grit to call out an administration like this and name names when official channels fail. Worth your time to read, and shame on those who were supposed to protect their students.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, I'm not bragging, babe, so don't put me down But I've got the fastest dueler in town When something comes up to me, he don't even try 'Cause if he wasn't also evil, he'd be a Jedi He's my little Dooku You don't know what I got

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I mainly come here to make funny jokes with friends so I don’t know what the fuck y'all are arguing about today but here's a climax battle chapter

"That one probably smarted," said Goldenrod, looking at the coyote limping away, his shattered jaw dripping blood. She pulled her cord from the mud, spun the horseshoe again, and with a coil flashing off of her elbow sent it flying across the field to smash the nose of another attacker.

She looked to her left. Dart was surrounded by four coyotes, each wielding tomahawks. One threw his weight forward, axe raised. There was a blur of motion, and the coyote stiffened, and fell. Goldenrod herself hadn't seen the strike, but the hare was wiping blood off of his daggers as he faced down the remaining three, the dogs looking to each other warily in the rain.

Her horseshoe gained momentum as she spun it, and blurred into blinding speed as she sent it looping around her body. Around and around it went, coming in to her, tossing off water as it drew close.

She stomped on the rope and shrugged it off of her elbows, and the air sang as the horseshoe shot across the field in a horizontal arc. Two coyotes fell dead.

The last coyote was too confused to defend himself. Dart made quick work with his daggers.

"Thanks for the help, m'gel," he hollered.

"Gotta keep my honey safe," she said, and started to whip the cord around herself again.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Literally nobody commenting on this knows what is actually on offer here. Not a single one knows what "institutional trader" or "on margin" means. Definitional social media clickbait slop.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The yearning for retributive justice instead of truth, reconciliation, and rehabilitation is so old and as so deeply ingrained in our society and we as organizers really need to work on ripping that up root and stem.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Something that really steams my clams is the number of people reading about a piece of shit rightfully getting his comeuppance for sexual assault and immediately start making jokes about how prison sexual assault is hilarious. Fucking libs, man.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Come to think of it, the Shrike was sort of the AI Core's mirror Roko's Basilisk. They unleashed it to create the beacon to attract empathy so they could kill empathy forever, but then it went rogue and was ultimately the tool that ended them

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The people yearn for a drunken Consul who will open up the Time Tombs, unleashing the Shrike and ushering in the end of the Hegemony of Man and the Annunciation of the savior of humanity

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm not convinced that Will himself is not an LLM.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What a bunch of bullshit, lmao. There's a character in my novel who's based off of my older brother who was a deeply complex bully who died by his own hand as the last act of lashing out. A glorified spellcheck has no such experience.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Whereas in Omaha if someone moves in from somewhere else it's like "oh sweet now we have three cool people instead of just two."

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

No love whatsoever? I'm really proud of these, no AI involved, handwritten, me-illustrated, and all for a good cause. Kinda surprised if I'm being honest

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Got my leaflets for the seed bomb party done today

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ai generate signage for your least favorite gentrified-ass stores, post outrageous prices, advertise things they don’t sell. make disgusting food. post the signs in front of the front door in broad daylight and see how long it takes for anyone to notice or do anything about it

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm looking for an illustrator who'd like to take on a cute children's book about a skeleton who lives in a house a family moves into and becomes the girls' nanny. Please share, I want someone with as much whimsy as my chapters. We can work out sharing details later, just indications of interest.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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Oldman Teeps @oldmanteeps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The dildo of consequence never arrives lubed

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The last chapter of my skeleton in the closet story. Text in the alts.

The skeleton poked his head out of the closet. The house was curiously still. He went down the stairs to find Mom working on a crossword puzzle.

"Ah, skeleton," she said, setting her pen down. "I'm glad you're here."

She took a sip of her coffee and motioned for him to sit.

"Skeleton," she said. "The girls are getting older now."

"I know, ma'am," he said. "It's been my pleasure to-"

Mom interrupted him.

"And so it's time to make a change."

If the skeleton had had a heart, it would have fallen.

"I understand, ma'am," he said. "I'll get my things packed and-"

There was a knock at the door.

"Get that, would you?" said Mom, picking her newspaper up and continuing with the crossword puzzle.

The skeleton sighed, and went to the door. He opened it, and-

His wedding day flooded back.

Their honeymoon flooded back.

Holding her hand in a moonlit garden flooded back.

The funny hats she always wore flooded back.

She stood there holding her bags. It wasn't possible that his grin could widen, but it did so all the same.

"Hello, handsome," she said, her skeletal teeth clicking.

"You going to help a lady with her things, or not?"

He picked up her luggage, and brought her into the house. Mom was taking a smug sip of her wine, newspaper on the table, as the girls and Dad came in through the back door.

"She's here!" shouted the one.

"She's here!" shouted the other, throwing her arms around the skeleton's legs.

The skeleton looked at his skeleton wife.

"How-", he said.

"I was at our first home," she said.

"They found me," she said. "And that's how I found you."

The skeleton spun around in tizzy to set her suitcases down as the girls and Dad ran in from the living room.

"Wasn't easy," said Dad. "Research."

The sisters were hopping. "But come here," Dad said. "We have something to show you."

"It was the girls' idea," said Dad as they climbed the stairs.

"Come see!" shouted the one.

The family stepped up to the attic. Golden light spilled across a bed, a dresser, and wallpaper full of flowers.

"It's yours if you want it, skeleton," said Mom, and the girls and Dad nodded.

The space had been cleared out, with a quilted bed by the window, and a dresser and wardrobe standing by.

"Oh, honey," she said. "It's perfect."

The family cheered as the skeletons' teeth clicked together in a warm kiss, and the girls helped carry her bags into the space.

"The neighbors will be asking questions," said Mom.

"Let them ask," said Dad. "Family's all together now." He heaved a satchel on top of the chest of drawers.

The skeleton held his bride by her shoulderblades.

"I didn't think," he said as he stroked her cheekbone. "I didn't remember. I never thought-"

She stopped him, a bony finger to his teeth.

"Neither did I, darling," she said. "They found us."

"We'll leave you be," Mom said as she ushered the girls out of the attic bedroom, The family went down the ladder together. Dad closed the door softly as he went.

The skeleton gazed into his bride's eye sockets.

"I missed you," he said. "But I didn't remember."

"I missed you, too," she said. "I didn't remember, either."

They kissed again, teeth clicking, as Dad downstairs banged around getting pans out for supper, Mom started up on her fumbling piano, and the girls chased each other around, giggling.

He pulled back suddenly.

"Have you," he said.

"Ever ridden in a shopping cart?"

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When you have a bad day at work but you don't smoke. Original post

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hi hello best worst grossest day I've ever had. Mouth full of blood and pus and then discovered I'd eaten several forkfulls of maggots inadvertently. Unpleasant.

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Miss Melancholy @villyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

gotta bring this energy

Colin Dellow @cldellow • 19h
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Working on an art project (non-actionable, this is for the leaflets I'll be connecting to my seed bomb packets)

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Brunch with my honey. I got the corned beef Benny and she got a heaping plate of chicken fried steak. The maple bourbon iced coffee is... actually pretty dope.

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Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Who is Block & Build for? It's for you! Check out bit.ly/blockbuildic

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Godless Communist Orc @16tonsthericher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fellas suffering from a Male Loneliness Crisis: this is how you maintain a friendship

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[as we get closer to the start of 9/11] osama kirk charlin

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