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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️

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He/himbo Absurdist & Chaotic law person who dips their feet into literally anything and everything. Also a natural blonde. You are god(less), so do what you want.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i read a take that protesting against israel on 10/7 is like protesting against the usa on 9/11 and i think that's a fair comparison because both terrorist attacks were used to justify committing attrocities 100 fold
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
october 7 was an atrocity that hamas 100% should not have done but israel was committing genocide prior to october 7 and has drastically accelerated since then
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kind of funny that more than a million trump voters in la voted for their own nuclear annihilation. if i lived in la and got nuked the last thought in my mind before the blast radius reached me would be chuckling bout those million dummies
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fun fact: more people voted for donald trump in 2024 in los angeles than in the entire state of nebraska. by a lot. more than twice as many
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, the ol' reverse endorsement.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2026
Q: Were you prepared for pushback you received, especially from Republicans, framing you as too extreme for Wisconsin? HONG: What's extreme is Rep. Tiffany has voted against interests of Wisconsinites over & over. What's extreme is that he's an election denier & continues to protect pedophiles
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What’s up people I’m still around
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The good ending! I admit as a cis guy I’ve struggled about how to approach Jax’s pronouns. I’ve heard mixed things about using a trans person’s correct pronouns if they aren’t out yet - and Jax never got the chance to open up about that. But if Goose refers to Jax as she, that works for me!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Democrats better have a plan to either expand and pack the court, impeach and remove these freaks (or both), or nothing else matters. We can have a functioning democracy for all or we can have this Supreme Court that boosts Christian white men and fucks over everyone else—but we can’t have both.
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John Springford @johnspringford.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's been pointed out before, but worth repeating - USAid cuts were about the same figure.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If the Democrats don't make rebalancing and expanding the Supreme Court a top priority for whenever (if?) they next get into power, then I don't know what to say anymore. The GOP-packed court is the biggest block on progress in this country and has been for a while.
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 29/04/2026
The Carney government's priorities sure are interesting. I'm not opposed to better funding for sport. But why are we dismantling Libraries and Archies Canada, and a host of other crucial institutions and services at the same time?
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Additionally: very good question.
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Is shopping at Marshall’s considered thrifting with training wheels?
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Por que no los dos?
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Strowby @strowby.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 24/03/2026
The most vicious populists among our batch of deplorable provincial premiers. They seek to politicize, in the ugliest of ways, the judicial appointments process. This must be rejected outright.
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Blake @blakeac.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
As ever Californian would tell you, regardless of their political views, Gavin Newsom sucks and would make a terrible president. Not the worst by any stretch of the imagination, but still terrible
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They make 5.8 billion a year
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
stoppppppp 😭
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hate this
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The Israeli government has displaced a total of 6 million people from their homes. (3 million Iran, 2 million Gaza, 1 million Lebanon). 6 million people. The equivalent of the entire population of Maryland displaced from their homes. By one government.
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s always fucking Vaughan
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 22/03/2026
Socialist candidate Emmanuel Gregoire has won the Paris mayoral race, succeeding fellow party member Anne Hidalgo as the French capital's mayor.
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Emmanuel Grégoire becomes new mayor of Paris, succeeding fellow Socialist Anne Hidalgo
Socialist candidate Emmanuel Grégoire has won the Paris mayoral race, succeeding fellow party member Anne Hidalgo as the French capital’s mayor.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
maslows hierarchy of needs but the only need is mr krabs calling
sponge bob "sponge boy me bob"
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Eddie Clark @dreddieclark.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Generally follow a strict rule of not sharing screenshots from the bad place but this is good enough to make an exception. (even chance the reply is a joke rather than serious, but the joke is a good one so works regardless)
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
robert mueller was a lifelong republican
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The fix has been in for a really long time.
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This. This. This.
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 23/03/2026
It's almost like allowing the most corrupt pile of stupid to ever live run democracy into the ground and start illegal wars was a bad idea.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It would appear rapist solidarity has backfired as rapists don't care about anyone
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Isn't it weird how all those things that freakazoid tech investment capital tells you is going to be "inevitable" and "change the way we work forever" wind up losing billions and billions of dollars and become objects of scorn and ridicule forever instead
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Michaela Laws 📖🖋️Storyteller @vamichaelalaws.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We regret nothing. Love you, Alex <3 (Me and @bibianobeats.bsky.social are mentally borked.) #TADC #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #ASDFMovie16
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The Mad God, birthed from the cancerous brain of his long-gone maker. With infinite power over his domain, yet powerless to understand his place in the universe, and those of his charges. In hell, looking up at heaven, cursed to aspire to a world he can never reach.
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’d be lying if I said some of the reactions to Caine’s deletion didn’t break my heart a bit. Obviously what Caine did was awful, and he needed to stop. Yet I remember the kid I was, so similar to Caine - lonely, craving connection but dismayed and angry when most attempts to make friends failed.
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What’s up sluts
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/02/2026
theo von will be like i hate what this administration is doing with ICE and their cover up of the epstein files and then chat it up with someone who bragged about flying on the lolita express multiple times
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Love something in your life the way Ontario loves underfunding education
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Also remember its fuck israel now and forever
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is horrific. As the covid pandemic rages on and damages people’s immune systems en masse, we desperately need more vaccines and therapeutics for disease not less. Gutting.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Love bites
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❄️Yu0r FaV0uRiTe w1LdCaRd❄️ @0pttpherprime.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Chuckling on it goofy style
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

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@elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
More liberals need to hear this. It's about human rights and equality for everyone internationally. Not just what you think will win over the centre or what the worst people on earth who are in power are doing
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 06/02/2026
This is also what Trump said when he retweeted a post in 2015 that suggested Iowans were brain damaged by Monsanto leading to their preferring Ben Carson.
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Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Trump posts racist video about the Obamas. Karoline Leavitt dismisses criticism as "fake outrage." Tim Scott calls it "the most racist thing I've seen out of this White House." White House deletes video. @ericalgj.bsky.social @bellakwai.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
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Trump Deletes Racist Video of Obamas After Outcry
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