e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/04/2026finally, a gendervanMike DoBOOski 🎃@mikedobuski.bsky.socialChrysler, which still exists, has shown off the updated Pacifica, which we are told represents a brand with “less soccer, more balls” (I swear they said that it really happened) 2546853 468
RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Apparently what makes a minivan manly is a design from the early 90s. 061 6
Damned-y G🎃🍌 @dangyd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Why are you as a man taxiing your four children to McDonald’s??? Kinda gay ngl 020 2
Raging Spirit @ragingspirit.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Less doubling down on what people who buy the car appreciate about it more open resentment for them? That sure is a strategy. 040 4
internetracecar @hegaldia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026what is a van? a miserable little pile of secrets 070 7
Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 02/04/2026a toxic masculinity mobile! no wait, that market segment's already dominated by the cybertruck 010 1
savealfira.bsky.social @savealfira.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Chrysler has always been trying to compensate for something. This is the company that put a V12 in a pretend motorcycle (it had 4 wheels, i.e. not a motorcycle) and then lied that it could go 420 mph (it maybe went 100 once, though only 60 mph independently verified). 000 0
axamaqueda.bsky.social @axamaqueda.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Is that the new Mustang? Few things are as manly as a happy rear axle and crashing into bystanders. 010 1
custard tart @custardean.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Who are they even trying to sell them to if it isn't soccer moms? 010 1
Andre Kenji de Sousa @andkenbrbr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I thought that Stelantis, that owns Fiat, would be better prepared for cars that are gender coded but that you can't explicitly sell as gender coded. 000 0
lmhinh.bsky.social @lmhinh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Stellantis hired the same people that advised Target last year? 140 4
MichaelB @michaelabuckley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Seatbelt laws generated the minivan. Gender spawned the SUV. 100 1
alan (scary) @alanjames.online · 01/04/2026whatever it takes to get people out of SUVs and back in minivans 000 0
Jeff (no, the I Scare because I Care one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 01/04/2026They could sell these by the 1000s if someone only had the courage 000 0
Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If I get in a low speed accident in the masculine transportation minivan, will I need to get trans-masc van fender realignment? 000 0
Matthew Barnett @barnett-matt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I hate it, but if I were a US carmaker looking to cynically make a buck off of MAGA masculinity I’d just issue a limited edition remake of the A-Team van. And use the theme song in all of my ads. 000 0
Ben Gulker @brgulker.bsky.social · 01/04/2026media.tenor.coma man speaking in front of a crowd with a sign that says trusted leadership for a stronger americaALT: a man speaking in front of a crowd with a sign that says trusted leadership for a stronger america 000 0
