He/Him. Says a lot of stuff about a lot of things. Mostly soccer and sports stuff. Blog boy for Stumptown Footy. Still Diego Valeri forever. https://stumptown

i can't get the language right just tell me what's unladylike

SF bay area Unix geek, dad, motorcyclist, aspiring woodworker and cocktail maker. If you're a bot that follows 10x as many people who follow you, I'll probably

Epidemiology grad student. Trying to find my Atlanta United Twitter friends.

Los Angeles native peace4kids.org LEED Green Associate

Rooted in #RealMadrid loyalty, thriving on tasteful chaos. Operating at zero intellectual labor; indulging fútbol ⚽️ spirals, reality betrayals, #TheTraitors, #

back at it again at krispy kreme (I used to be tinglyfingers/the first and only thirstwolf™️) | probably yelling about women's sports | icon by the ever talente

I'm sorry, what? Treat yourself a round of sausage. Hockey! Hockey! Hockey!