Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 10/08/2026As a woman, the only thing harder than proving you're not a whore and a murderer is proving that you're funny.Rich_in_NJ@richinnj.bsky.socialBut is she funny? 19881119 881
Pincushion the Snipped @hypnodrone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Can vouch, I saw you at a book event and you were Certified Funny(tm) 050 5
Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is sort of f/marry/kill where you “kill” onstage. Anyway ima find me a woman who can do all three, peace out 030 3
Chicago Dubs @dstrickland621.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The three aren’t mutually exclusive. But it’s best to be only the latter 030 3
Ahsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Whoever this lady is she's right..." *notices name* "Haaaaaaawwwww!" Well played, ma'am. Break a leg. 0220 22
horndog henry clay @hornyhenryclay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026people don't usually peg women for murderers tho 000 0
Hypertext Pumpkin @christbot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My tip as a tit haver that gets inescapably gendered as “woman” is when they start laughing at something I say, laugh with them, that way they start believing I’m funny instead of the weird awkward person I feel like. Let them laugh with you, not at you. 010 1
Grogu, AKA Baby Yoda @1nonlybabyyoda.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Please tell me you’re streaming your comedy show somewhere for us to see?!?! 010 1
Bloody Redneck Lefty With A 🔪 @rednecklefty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Brava.static.klipy.comBa Dum Tsss DrummerAlt: Ba Dum Tsss Drummer 020 2
Lache Pas La Patate @terryezell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One of the funniest people who ever lived. IMHOstatic.klipy.comEmily LitellaALT: Emily Litella 020 2
John C. Descy @jcdescy.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026Wait until they find out you can sing. (I just recently discovered a song by you. I liked it.) 030 3
Lustbader | DK+DI | presidentandroid @lustbader.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Should that be “a whore or a murderer” because the way you say it, even under the circumstances, makes it waaaaay less generic than it could be. 000 0