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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️

@andydashiell.bsky.social
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Ski, bike, hike, climb, camp, etc. Coloradan. Atheist. Nerd. Dad. Had cancer once. Lived. Kindness, not cruelty. Cats, not dogs. CU-Boulder alumnus. Srsly in love. Still don’t know how I got so lucky. He/him/his. Last 3 elections: Her/non-felonious him/her

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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It starts. How it ends is up to us. Hey MAGA! I’m voting, you miserable sons o’ bitches!
Screenshot of the text message from Denver Elections Division informing me that my 2026 general election ballot is in the mail and on its way to me.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 03/10/2026
Okay, Dems. Let’s not get cocky.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Woke up. Went to the kitchen. Made breakfast and coffee. Sat down at the table across from the 14 yr old. Nonchalantly, she says, “He’s not dead yet, I checked.” I love that kiddo.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/08/2026
Every morning he wakes up is another performance review for the Grim Reaper.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I will put paper maps back in my car if that’s what it takes. I’m an old, I can navigate by the fucking sun and stars if I have to.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/08/2026
Headline: Trump lowers beef prices by suspending the tariff he said didn’t raise beef prices, angering the ranchers he said the tariff was protecting.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Looks like she’s toast. AES’s lead is just getting bigger as the final day of voting looms. And after that horrible, toxic, bigoted post she made the other day, she deserves a decisive defeat.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
OMG!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Political comedy thread of the year!
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My first thought was that Beelzebub’s bringing his minions home but his aim is off. He’s getting the accomplices - Graham, McConnell - but not the felonious boss.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Taking the birthright citizenship case AT ALL was a fucking disgrace to the whole profession
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s funny how all the criticisms of Democratic socialism end up sounding like endorsements
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Fubar Snafu @masteroffury.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Good morning! I stole this earlier. There’s less algae in President Obama’s reflecting lake than tRUMP’s pool. He beats tRUMP, again.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reagan got two things right: 1) his views on immigration and who gets to be a “real American.” 2) his correct read on Gorbachev at a time when many advisers and the overall conservative foreign policy community were telling him it was wrong. Everything else in his two terms, not so much.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Indeed, and it’ll likely get worse before there’s a chance to start making things better.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
In more ettd news: www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
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The Real Cost of Withdrawing U.S. Troops From Germany
The American drawdown is a cultural divorce as well as a military one.
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Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"When you suggest my garage should house one less Bentley, or my neighbor Mr. Epstein should own an island a few hectares smaller, so that fewer Americans might go hungry, know this is as violent a hate speech as has ever been wrought on any religious or ethnic minority in this country's history!"
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s 1964 in Louisiana again. Way to go, crackers.
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Aaron @aklepp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There should be a law passed, and enforced, that we will no longer have for profit prisons of any kind! Ever again! Incentivized incarceration should be a crime against humanity and should be retroactively enforced! They know what they are doing is wrong!
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Gotta love a dose of Cassie kween first thing in the morning. More effective than the coffee to which I’ve spent the last 5 decades building up tolerance.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What is it about this guy that every time I see his face, I’d like to introduce it to my cast-iron skillet.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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a woman in a white dress is standing next to a man in a tuxedo .
Alt: Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth as Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy from the 1995 PnP adaptation (aka the best PnP adaptation of them all).
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This war is more likely to end up doing regime change in America than in Iran
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Burn that mother down? youtu.be/j3-R8oVuwmE?...
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TOPPOP3: The Trammps - Disco Inferno
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This plan by the felon’s administration is just disgraceful. What’s infuriating is the degree to which the Republicans in our congressional delegation aren’t fighting tooth and nail to keep NCAR intact.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
JfhC, maybe this *is* the hill upon which they’re willing to sacrifice the filibuster. If that happens, it’s a tell that they believe the SAVE Act really will keep them in power through the midterms and beyond.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Dunning-Kruger War is what historians should call this. It only makes sense once you realize that the felon literally does not know what he’s doing or why and lacks the mental faculties to grasp the consequences that may follow. His civilian staff and cabinet seem to be on about the same level.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hmmm… could it be that there’s more to this Marx fellow than we thought?
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Do we have a Constitution anymore, or is it just optional? Because if it’s the second thing it opens up a lot of options about what to do with these guys
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Rand Paul will squeal a little but that’ll be about all we’ll hear in opposition to this clear Constitutional and statutory violation from the Cuck Caucus.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Just saying, but when people are trying to do everything they can to prevent you from voting, that’s when you absolutely need to vote. Ready to make this the biggest midterm turnout in history?
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I didn’t bother to watch it because it wasn’t in the original German.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This. But if you’re one of those types who won’t vote for an imperfect candidate, please, please, please get involved in your locality’s primary process. Bring your friends. Have a voice.Too many ignore the primaries then bitch & moan when the general election candidate is too (fill in the blank).
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
All previous Presidential corruption - proven and speculative - combined does not even come close to just this one corrupt deal (never mind all the other pay-to-play schemes the felon is running). Where’s the Hunter Biden/Burisma pearl-clutching crowd now?
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was one helluva halftime show! WOW!
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Defund. Disarm. Disband. Investigate. Indict. Incarcerate.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
When Homan is the good cop to Bovino’s tiny bad cop, things are truly off the rails.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I hope each and every one of them, for the rest of their lives, wherever they are, alone or with family, has to suffer the fear and unease of the average non-white person in Minneapolis right now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
What’s the origin of his absurd fixation w Greenland? Who whispered it in his ear (w an implied transactional quid pro quo, no doubt)? Putin himself? Lavrov? This obsession doesn’t serve the US. It doesn’t serve Europe or NATO. But it does serve the interests of ______. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This seems bad at first glance, but who amongst us hasn’t longed for a half-billion dollar Qatari slush fund?
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 10/01/2026
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
FYI: In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Charlotte is correct.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The Imperial Senate won’t convict, tho.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
GOP blocking the ACA subsidy extension has moved us several steps closer to Medicaid For All.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The felon isn’t trolling Obama and Biden as much as he’s betraying his own personal insecurity and lack of character with this juvenile nonsense.
Screenshot of WaPo article about the demented, sociopathic felon “trolling” Biden and Obama with the plaques displayed with their portraits on the White House’s Presidential Walk of Fame.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Sharks. With lasers.
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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️ @andydashiell.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Will no one rid us of this turbulent president? No I’m looking at you, congressional and cabinet republicans. You can do this right now.
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