Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.” My wife: “you’re right.” Me: “plus we just got new rugs…” My wife: “okay” Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.” My wife: “I understand” Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.” … BlueSky, meet Martha. 1038337131755
LisaStafford . HBIC @lisastafford.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Welcome to a wonderful life Martha... well done Jon... although I don't think it took too much convincing... I mean look at her !!! <3 010
Cwnidog @cwnidog.eurosky.social · 21/06/2025We've all been there, Jon. Amazing how fast a firm "No" turns into a "Well, OK." 050
shropstermysteries.bsky.social @shropstermysteries.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Awww, Martha is incredibly adorable! 010
CWB @cwb42.bsky.social · 20/06/2025He’s adorable. Looks like a dog I’m watching for my brother right now. Truly man’s best friend. 020
Chris Buchner @cbuchner.bsky.social · 21/06/2025She's a cutie! But, also...media.tenor.combatman is wearing a helmet and saying `` why did you say that name '' .ALT: batman is wearing a helmet and saying `` why did you say that name '' . 030
Jen O’Malley 🆘🇺🇸 @jenomalley23.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Ohhhhhhhh!!! 🥹 How could anyone ever say no to Martha?!? 🥰 I’m in love!!! 010
Don't Negotiate With Insurrectionists @wonderdogabides.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Congratulations for still being human 🐶😍 050
kangareu.bsky.social @kangareu.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Puppies are the best snugglers. You made the right decision 020
headstrong @headstrong75.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Exactly how we got this cutie who is now riding on top of my hubby’s drums as we head out for weekend gigging. 🩵 0420
WestieWorld @westieworld.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Oh my gosh! Makes me want another puppy! What a cutie 🥰 010
BlueHoosier @n8t3xplorer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025And very very soon you couldn’t imagine life without Martha. Congrats on the new pup. 050
Cami 🐸Truth Matters💙Good Troublemaker💙No DMs🚫No Posts=No Follow🚫 @cami4change.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Soooooooo cute 😍 050
Kiera Brown @kierabrown.bsky.social · 21/06/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a polka dot shirt is smiling with her hand on her chestALT: a woman in a polka dot shirt is smiling with her hand on her chest 020
Scott Brewster @scottbrewster.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Everyone needs a Martha in their life, though! 010
Tammy @worstmom.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Hey Martha! You are so lucky. You're in a very creative and artistic home. Watch the rugs though. 010
Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I hear ya. 20+ years ago one of our cats died, leaving us with only two. Wife said, can we get a kitten. I said no. it had been a long time since we had only 2 cats, which I thought sufficient. So next day I came hope to a 3rd, emotionally disturbed cat. and then a kitten. Good thing I said no 0280
KC wish that was me ⬆️ @calhoonie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Hey How’s Martha?? Inquiring terriers wanna know???? 010
Steve-O-Matic @stevenenglish.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Seems like, at some point, you thought you had some say in the matter... 030
lindakj415.bsky.social @lindakj415.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Lily looks forward to meeting Martha in the neighborhood 1210
RushDawg1981.bsky.social @rushdawg1981.bsky.social · 20/06/2025LMAO...like I didn't see that locomotive coming a mile away...!! 030
tstark1983.bsky.social @tstark1983.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Martha, Martha-I love you, can’t you see? 010
LVL 2 Amateur Writer ( E ) @kingparappa.blacksky.app · 20/06/2025That’s how I got my cat. We’re at 3 cats, 1 dog. I expect another dog once we buy a house 0130
Half-ass Matt @appa69.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I had that same conversation with my wife...media.tenor.coma cartoon spongebob wearing a hat and glassesAlt: a cartoon spongebob looking smug 010
ginnymc3.bsky.social @ginnymc3.bsky.social · 20/06/2025She's adorable! You really do need Martha. She's a family member, not a pet. 020
J Alley @alleyj.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Absolutely adorable. Remember to laugh during her puppy phase ❤️ it goes so quickly. 040
Aster Vérité @aster-verite.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I know who got stuck with crate training duty... 020
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds @lb1025.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Awww…but LOOK 👀 How could you say no??? 070
☀️Sara Smiles @sarasmiles-5280.bsky.social · 21/06/2025After my two cats died, It hurt so much i vowed NO MORE PETS- I can't bear it. And I can't bear it, but life is sweeter with a pup. I'm also resisting the urge to get a puppy. His sitter has a German Wire haired pointer puppy and son of a .... 050
☀️Sara Smiles @sarasmiles-5280.bsky.social · 21/06/2025You lost that argument when she said, "you're right." 😅 030
@wayneslaven.bsky.social @wayneslaven.bsky.social · 20/06/2025My dog pulled on his leash 2 months ago and I went flying. I shut him in the bedroom and went to an ER, transferred to a hospital for surgery for broken clavicle, 8 fractured ribs and shoulder damage. My daughter flew to Nashville then rented a car and took Wilco home to Gallup. Still miss him. 2461
baneink.bsky.social @baneink.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Saw that coming before it even got to the rugs! Had to scroll down for the puppy pic before I could read the rest haha!!🐾💕 040
Asheesh @ashtray4241.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I never adopt a dog, but somehow they find my home and end up adopting me. That's how I got to number 8, and I was like - "absolutely no more". Anyways, meet Popli, the number 9 1781
MauraP☘️ @msmaura.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Hi Martha. Looks like pop did have room in his heart for you. I can see why. 121
Billy Bob Snortin @leemancapote.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Who could turn that little cuteness away? No one 050
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Martha! 😍 That pup could absolutely stop a fight between Batman & Superman. 1220
Shannon @oliegod37.bsky.social · 21/06/2025lol.. my husband and I resemble that conversation.. #GoodEffort ❤️ 030
Pumpkin’ Idaho 🎃 @tragedyofthestooge.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Heart melted. I miss our terrier so much! 030
Martha Elizabeth @mepowers.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Great name for an adorable little joy. Wife can look forward to buying new rugs again later 😊 030
mike @manatr0n.bsky.social · 20/06/2025"My wife wanted a dog and I didn't want one, so we compromised and got a dog" 02712
odaat2005.bsky.social @odaat2005.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Martha appears to be a pup who won't step on a rug let alone make a mess on one:) 010
Disco @disconina.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Why Mawthaw, fancy meeting you here! If you haven't yet checked out The Dog Aging Project, give them a peep and consider enrolling your pups! Long live the doggos! 💞🐾 010
NJ girl in the ATL 💙🗽 @mllbs.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Welcome Martha! Glad to know who John’s boss is! 010
Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 20/06/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon cheetah wearing a police uniform stands in front of a doorAlt: a cartoon cheetah wearing a police uniform squeezes his paws together in glee 0110
Daniel Kochanowicz @blueskyfox.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Awwww… Look at that face… Of course, it was going to happen! 010
Christina M @bluebird-of-fury.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Hi, Martha!media.tenor.coma cartoon cheetah wearing a police uniform stands in front of a doorAlt: a cartoon cheetah wearing a police uniform stands in front of a door 020
oakidoaki.bsky.social @oakidoaki.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Same here! This is Abby. We were at the Vets today where she conducted her own "Meet and Greet!" What a handful! 31843
4🍔+1GoBerian💙🦋💙 @4burgersand1gober.bsky.social · 20/06/2025lol 😂- how could anyone resist such a face. 😛🐶😍🤣 010
🕊️ ✨ MomsRobin 🧬 🐾 🏈 ⚾️ 🔵 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @momsrobin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Exact same convo here. Meet Buckeye! 33964
Mrk707 @mrk707.bsky.social · 20/06/2025So is she the Martha from the Tom Waits song? Or is she the Martha of the Jefferson Airplane song? 060
mapedencoviello.bsky.social @mapedencoviello.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Our conversation, 9 years ago: Me: I found a lovely pit bull mix at the shelter. Husband: No pit bulls in my house! Me: But she’s so sweet & her adoption fee has been reduced by half. Husband: Absolutely not! Meet Boudicea, our pit bull mix, who has my husband wrapped around her little toe. 853216
Just_LookingK @justlookingk.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Awww 😍 Welcome lil Martha! 🥹🐶 She’s adorable! 🐾 020
marythetrainer🦋🐢🤷🏻♀️😏🌎 @marythetrainer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025That’s how I ended up with Willow-bee, who is now standing on the back of the couch behind my head to peer out the window. 030
Nancy @boomersinthehouse.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Ooooh. She’s precious. She looks a lot like my Tilly. I think they both have schnauzer in the mix. 0140
sherylmomof5.bsky.social @sherylmomof5.bsky.social · 20/06/2025My husband is the exact same way. Tries to say no never works well for him either. 020
Victory L. 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇺🇦🇦🇹🇾🇪 We are All Born Antifacist @victoryrenfrew.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Welcome to Bluesky, Martha! It's obvious who won that discussion. It was your big brown eyes. 😂❤️ 0481
Cornelia Gyura @corneliagyura.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Yea, this is how it goes in our house too…😁 010
TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Pretty much how it goes in my house, except all she has to do is show me a pic of the dog and I'm doomed. 070
ayeshabarb.bsky.social @ayeshabarb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025How could you say no to such a cute face! 000
Moody Blue 77 @moodyblue77.bsky.social · 20/06/2025She's irresistible. How could you not adopt her? 040
Blanche Devereaux II @gingerkap23.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I love this story and I love even more that you named her Martha 🥹 We have lots of pets and I always have room for more. They are some of the best parts of life 💙 0360
Eileen Schuyler @eschuyler.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I don't blame your wife in the least. Martha is irresistible. 030
Kara Lovett @spupergirl.bsky.social · 20/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a batman costume is asking why did you say that name ?Alt: Batman from Batman v Superman is asking “why did you say that name ?” 1262
Tuneraider @tuneraider.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Who wants a job or a clean rug anyway.. 😂❤️ Enjoy . Xx 130
Janis💙🦋🇳🇬🇺🇦🇵🇹🇦🇱🇨🇦🇳🇱🇪🇺 🇨🇻🇩🇴🇰🇷 🇳🇴🇯🇵🇹🇼l🇨🇩 🇭🇺🇦🇺🇵🇪🇬🇱🏴🇿🇦🇬🇭🇮🇪🇩🇪🇧🇼🇪🇸🇫🇮🇫🇷🇲🇺🇬🇧🇲🇽🇵🇦🌎🌏🌍 @jsplace.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Gorgeous💚 010
pixie @pixie-74.bsky.social · 21/06/2025You have better control than me. I didn't stop until we had 4 cats, 4 guinea pigs, & 1 dog. 010
Sam Salvoni @samwich1.bsky.social · 20/06/2025She has a point! That face 😍 What do rugs matter anyway. 150
🅖🅤🅝🅝🅐.🅦🅩 (𝑔𝓏) 🇺🇸🇮🇸𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼 𝙰𝙻𝙻 @gunna-z.bsky.social · 20/06/2025💙media.tenor.coma cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! ''ALT: a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' 010
Feroce Padovana @ferocepadovana.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Oh my goodness! Martha is too cute.🐶 🤩 Congratulations to all. 🥰 010
Sue Me @superberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2025media.tenor.coma white dog with its mouth open is smiling and says `` hey cutie '' .ALT: a white dog with its mouth open is smiling and says `` hey cutie '' . 040
A Posthumous Memoir 🏳️🌈 @aposthumousmemoir.bsky.social · 20/06/2025As a Lex from one universe, is this you shading another Lex's universe??? 🤔 010
Jenny Blitz @jennyblitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025My husband said the same thing. 17 years later he said “but I’m not ready to let her go yet”. 3611