Sign in

Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮

@lisabeachie.bsky.social
12K followers 10K following 2.8K posts

Left coast liberal and accidental Amazon warrior, breast cancer survivor of 13 years. I 💓 my family, dogs, beaches, reading, and Bay Area sports teams. Big believer in standing up for Senior Citizens.

PostsRepliesMedia
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously f’d up
010
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seething over this 🤬 You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
051
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miss Jerry wisdom
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did this!
041
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Perfect
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today at the food pantry I host, one of the older gentlemen looked at me and said, “Good thing you’re retiring before the communists take over.” I groaned and said nothing. What I wanted to say was: “Well, enjoy your free food provided by… um… the communists.” 😂
130
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
😂
130
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So not immigrants or drag queens. Frat bros. 🙄 nypost.com/2026/08/18/u...
nypost.com
13 Penn State frat bros busted in cocaine trafficking ring—including Long Island student at ‘top of the chain’
“In fact, according to the evidence uncovered, cutting and packaging cocaine was, for some pledges, an indoctrination into the fraternities,” Attorney General Dave Sunday said.
012
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hilarious! 🤣
120
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
People are really creative and funny!
023
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BAHAHAHAHA 😂
130
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yup
162
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bahahahaha
120
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can relate to the one ref standing on his tiptoes for pics. #shortpeoplesproblems
011
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So forever doesn't mean forever. USPS is raising the price of Forever stamps starting this weekend.
010
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yup! Happy 250 years of no kings.
041
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My mom passed in her sleep this morning. We had a complicated relationship. Picture of us in happier times. Rest easy mom. 💔
220
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🤦‍♀️
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is hilarious! 😂
030
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
SMH that MAGA thinks this is a win. "Not only is Iran getting to keep control of the Strait of Hormuz and their nuclear program, but they are also getting $300 million to rebuild all the shit that Hegseth destroyed and then another $24 billion in unfrozen assets just to negotiate some more".
110
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🫶🥂
032
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hockey in June is just wrong.
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is so, so wrong.
021
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ya huh!
010
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is soooooo f'ing funny and true.
150
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🚨
072
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’ve been in Oregon this week packing up my mom’s apartment while she’s on hospice. We’ve had a complicated relationship, but I’m learning that endings don’t sort everything into simple categories. They just arrive with a kind of sadness that’s hard to name.
130
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I 💙 this! Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews and others will headline a protest festival near Washington, D.C., shortly before the midterm elections.
010
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Meanwhile on planet earth, my food pantry lines are increasing. Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool - the government thought the firm deserved extra for hustling. The cost they eventually settled on: $13.1 million, some 7xs the amount the president initially said it would cost.
010
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In fairness, what married dad *doesn’t* blow off his son’s wedding to play golf and then—when a storm rolls in, canceling his tee time—spend every night posting scores of racist and fascist memes with an attractive, creepily worshipful 34-year-old intern?
thedailybeast.com
Trump Unravels in Alarming Truth Social Rampage
The president has been posting AI slop after his golf weekend was rained out.
38599187
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/05/2026
Every authoritarian eventually reaches the same conclusion: "Perhaps the problem is not my policies but the existence of comedians."
Colbert’s last show.
20542118
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm no big time Democratic consultant, but if I were, I'd sure be advising the party to put out ads saying that Republicans cut funds for kids with brain cancer so they could give money to child molesters.
523678
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Damn right! In a sane world, we'd be discussing giving a million dollars to Jeffrey Epstein's victims and not to the traitors on January 6.
2487
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think all of us should apply for the J6 fund money. Let's fuck it up for them. 😉
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Shame on you @mcuban.bsky.social
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dear MAGAs:
020
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is so, so true. If anyone actually deserves $174,000 a year, it's teachers.
010
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Antifa strikes again. #GoldenStatue
011230
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Seriously...😅 If you haven't received your tariff or DOGE checks yet, just use your Trump phone to call in a complaint.
051
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In contrast, the United States is finding new ways to give children measles and skin cancer.
752212697
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🤔
010
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Funny!
010
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/05/2026
If Democrats rig elections, how did Trump become president twice?
1262274498
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
𝓞𝓹𝓾𝓼 @opus24.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Day #123 of the ClusterTrump @sundaedivine.bsky.social
How I slept during Biden // How I sleep during Trump
2319
Reposted by Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮
Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayeragolf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Who did this?
510230
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
MSNBC: Trump posted a photo of a truck flying a bunch of Trump flags, with a bound and gagged Biden in the back, with 86 46. Biden was President at the time, using the same reasoning the DOJ used to charge Comey with threatening the life of Trump, shouldn't trump be arrested?
32711
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The moderators for the California governors debate SUCK!
031
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Now the press and politicians know how elementary school children feel when there's a shooter. Fuck guns.
171
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is a good one!
064
Lisa - 🌊🏖️🌮 @lisabeachie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is who is in charge of keeping it clean🙄
262