Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 05/04/2026ANNOUNCEMENT: I am 47 years old and last night I had my very first sex dream about Keanu Reeves. His performance was remarkable. 5330
Rosemary Picado Calhoun @rpicado.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Huzzah!media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on itAlt: Keanu Reeves puts his hands on his heart and takes a bow 000
Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If he was in character as Ted "Theodore" Logan, would you say his performance was... excellent?media.tenor.coma group of men in armor are standing next to each other and laughing .Alt: Bill and Ted from the film franchise playing air guitar, which is their indicator that things are excellent. 000
