Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men “‘What’s your name, pictsie?’ she said. ‘No’-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress. There’s no’ that many Feegle names, ye ken, so we ha’ to share.’”

This, the Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness, and the "treating people as things" passage are the basis of really good politics, I think