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steps to owning a cat 1. acquire cat 2. name cat 3. never call it that name and use only weird nicknames that no one else understands

baby salamander is a proper nickname for a cat

Because he’s one of the classic elementals, obviously.

Ours was "The Foodle" always with the article. never just "foodle" that is disrespectful.

All cats are baby something

Morty you cant just tell us all this and not show us baby sal

Mrrowmalade the orange tabby

Is there such a thing as an improper nickname for a cat?

It's evocative! Of what? Cat energy, that's what.

mandy for short

so is floofy mcfloofersons