slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/11/2024knocking on my neighbor’s door on thanksgiving asking if i can borrow a cup of gravy 15 times 652634 0
PEPTOE PENGUIN @codex-myopic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I usually ask can a borrow a cooked Turkey. Works like a charm. 160 0
Billy Tweetman @billy-skyman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Have you thought of giving them a gravy fountain installed with a secret hose that runs directly into your bedroom? 000 0
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024neighbor's husband: what'd he want now neighbor: another cup of gravy neighbor's husband: another one?! there are zero cars parked out in front of his house 1210 0
Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 27/11/2024In the true spirit of manifest destiny, when they open the door walk in and sit down at the table. 040 0
