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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

How insane Southern Baptists are, when you live amongst 'em and aren't one of 'em.

Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

When you're terribly upset over changes to an advertising logo that never had any purpose other than to manipulate you into buying stuff, you didn't only swallow the bait, you digested it, shat it out, and then ate it again.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I hate MAGA for a multitude of things, but one that I know I'll never be able to forgive 'em for is for forcing me to have any sympathy for John Bolton... What's worse than Trump is that his supporters STILL don't see what he is. Their idiocy kills off all reason to have any faith in humanity.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

That's the thing: MAGA *is* televangelism. It's far more religious than political, and it uses the exact same tactics. FOX and OAN, etc., are nothing but The PTL Club for politics. Hannity & all these podcasters are Robert Tilton/Jimmy Swaggart/Jim Bakker. It's the same stuff, vamped for politics.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

"Hey, let's go out for a fun night of obeying a whole bunch of mostly-pointless rules!" -- conservatives

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Yep. Abby Phillip is one of the few good hosts CNN has left, but I feel sorry for her having to put up with a panel of absolute idiots... especially that worthless life-support-system-for-a-smirk Scott Jennings. He drags everything down & contributes nothing. Abby's like an adult minding toddlers.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I bet they wouldn't be raiding John Bolton's house if he was hiding the Epstein files...

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I'll procrastinate later.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The main thing I like about badminton is picturing the person who invented it trying to talk people into trying it out with them.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Fuck, can he do ANYTHING that isn't an embarrassment? It's bad enough that the Oval Office now has a "merch center."

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Yeah, those "business people" are there to make the deal for Trump handing over Alaska's mineral rights. Hell, the way Trump "negotiates," Russia may get Alaska back entirely, not just its riches. Trump's cult is still in denial that they're being sold out. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

telegraph.co.uk

Trump to offer Putin minerals for peace

US president will propose money-making opportunities to encourage Russia to end Ukraine war

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Yep. If anyone wants to see when fascism starts in America, they're gonna need the rearview mirror, not the windshield. This is 30's Germany already.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Cults explained in one image.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Little known historical fact: Horst Wessel also used to go by the nickname "Big Balls."

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

@dailykos.com Y'all have the most head-hunting, biased, touchy, agenda-driven moderation staff of any website I'm on. Consider the way you treat your loyal users next time you go begging for money, because you have people there with personal dislikes who clearly abuse their power.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Did you know you can just make things up? Yep, you can. You know who told me that? A Martian ninja.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

It'd be cheating, but I'd still let him get away with it. :)

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

My advice is, go around your neighborhood offering people fifteen dollars for their house. You never know who's crazy and stupid.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I'm not trying to say that my co-worker is weird, but whenever she doesn't come to work we all figure she's probably off somewhere sewing a playsuit for a chicken.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Yep, I've always been fond of this one of his... en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Gra... Pretty gruesome for Kuttner, but that's a plus. :) One of those old Eerie publications magazines (Weird, Tales of Voodoo, Witch's Tales, etc.) ripped it off, too.

en.wikisource.org

The Graveyard Rats - Wikisource, the free online library

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Or you could just run the film backwards and laugh at me for not knowing any better! ;P

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

It's worth learning to forge your co-worker's handwriting just to write "my farts" on the lid of a Tupperware container to hide on their desk where somebody'll find it.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Never "assume" anything, because you know what happens when you assume? Yep, you make an ASS out of YOU, you IDIOT.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Jesus Christ, that's absolutely pathetic. I'm not sure it's third grade level. Even second graders understand you don't just capitalize every other word. Donald Trump is truly an idiot. The only people not embarrassed by him are sub-idiots.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Well, that's all fine and dandy for the bellhops, but what of the chimney sweeps and milkmen?

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"And not only was he a GOP congressman, he was an ASTRONAUT and a COWBOY!"

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I don't know if that'll really make them easier to catch... but it probably makes 'em more yummy if ya do! :)

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I've seen some of them, nice collection. :)

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I'm giving away free birds today. They're all over the place, in trees and bushes, hopping through the grass.. you just have to catch 'em and they're yours. You're welcome!

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Imagine being so astronomically fucking awful that a song like this comes out and EVERYBODY knows what it's referring to, even without hints? It's the feel-good hit of the summer! www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NO...

youtube.com

Malört & Savior - On The Day It Finally Happens

YouTube video by Malört and Savior

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Yep. They actually think everyone is a scumbag like them, and everyone else is just "faking it" to "virtue signal." Once you understand that, it explains almost everything about them. They also think "the media" tricks people into not liking or believing them, instead of them earning the bad rep.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I have ancestors who fought for the Confederacy. I don't know that they were "evil," but I know they were very misguided & their *cause* was about as evil as it gets. Not admitting a bad past is evil. "Evil" or not, my ancestors were WRONG, and they shouldn't have statues celebrating 'em.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

The reason Pete Hegseth is a drunk is because he tried to play that game where you do a shot every time Pete Hegseth says the word "warfighter." My hope for you all is that you may someday find someone you love as much as Hegseth loves the saying the goofy word "warfighter."

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Luna fun fact: she can fit an entire cantaloupe in her mouth. You could maybe park a car in there. No other animal that doesn't have to troll for krill has a mouth as large as Luna's. Every time I see her I can't believe I didn't have to pay a quarter and go into a tent.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

That's how she ends up with that weird face while her hands look like something seldom seen outside of a morgue. Her hands tell on her completely...

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

It's interesting how she keeps getting her face lifted while her cadaver hands would be embarrassing on a 90-year-old woman. She can play dress-up all she wants, she's not fooling anybody who isn't also fooled by that "got your nose" thumb trick...

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Since when are morbidly obese people allowed to be on the police force? That guy would die if he had to climb a flight of stairs, and probably uses a golf cart to get to his mailbox. He needs to sit his fat ass down and shut his cakehole. Literally, as in "stop eating cake."

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I'm Southern and have ancestors who fought under that flag... and I still hate the damn rag. My ancestors were wrong and got stupidly tricked into fighting for a rich man's evil cause while the rich man sat home, laughing at them. And, sadly, the South learned nothing & is STILL doing that.

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

It's a shame they can't both fall out ALL the windows...

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I hope they fucking kill each other. Watching them fight is like seeing somebody with a turd in each hand start clapping. (The fun thing is, I don't even have to say who I'm talking about, you already know.)

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

At the end of the video, the door should open and Jeff Speakman should step out. (only people who respond to that bad 80's action movie music will remember who Jeff Speakman is)

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

It's been hilarious watching the MAGA dorks get masculinity all wrong. They want it more than anything, but they have no idea what it is. For them, it's posturing for the approval of other men (something no real man has ever given a damn about), while hating on women. They're super-latent.

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