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Zwolf

@zwolf.bsky.social
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Zwolf666 from Twitter, before Elon turned it into 4chan. Affably misanthropic hellspawn who needs a place to put goofy things he says. mastodon.world/@Zwolf at Mastodon, mightyblowhole.blogspot.com

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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
At least now I know what one of these would look like if it wore a blonde wig...
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Six? More like sixty. (Probably more)
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Houseplants are much like cats.
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I used to think that Ted Cruz was the worst, weakest husband on the planet for letting Trump call his wife ugly, but J. D. Vance, screwing over his wife & kids for a scummy edgelord punk who wants to "normalize Indian hate," blows that out of the water.
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I was right! Flip it upside down, and this is CLEARLY a scrotum.
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ha! That's the exact one I was planning to post today. But I was going to do the silver cover, since that's the way I first read it.
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Still waiting...
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Are we absolutely sure that's not Tate Reeves in a wig? It's got that same genetic misfire face... i0.wp.com/www.mississi... Republican inbreeding has gotten out of control...
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I have the novelization!
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
I'm gonna have a story published in the Garbology Anthology that's coming out in a couple of months (for GarbAugust -- it's a reading event, see CriminOlly on YouTube if you're unfamiliar with that). Only $15 in paper, so start setting aside some spare change now! :)
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
"You mean our co-worker Dave is a necrophiliac?!? Why, I'm not even sure what that is!"
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
That looks a whole lot like the cover of the M. R. James book that never leaves my bedside table... pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9781853...
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Zwolf @zwolf.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
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