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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 14h
a frustrating day 1 with the Steam Frame the streaming from my computer just sits indefinitely on a loading screen with no feedback and no obvious avenue to begin troubleshooting to play Alyx, which is bundled with it, you have to click past a warning that Valve doesn't know if it works on Frame
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 04/10/2026
spaceship for sharks
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 04/10/2026
A picture of a beige PC era screen with speakers and keyboard to suit, and the text "It's now preferable to turn off your computer"
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R()Y @ztraybeat.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
day 26! sports! #sealtober #sealbsky
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 02/10/2026
thinkin' about how studies show people simply cannot reliably draw that double-storey looped lowercase G correctly and in fact do not even realise it exists
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🦭💫 Calen Lythra 🦭💫 @calenthropy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I forget how big leps can get (Cr: paulnicklen on IG) #seal #seals #sealsky
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 01/10/2026
referring to all funicular railways as "the headcrab lift" will never stop being amusing to me
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 25/09/2026
do you need us to bring you a pigeon
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 25/09/2026
blue going hooded seal mode
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 20/09/2026
you're mourning the Product Red iPhones aren't you
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Orona! @orona.red · 19/09/2026
can't unsee
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 20/09/2026
seduced by the Caffè Nero banoffee matcha latte it's tasty! but I'm using a free voucher and would not spend £4.95 on it lmao
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 20/09/2026
I had one of these yesterday but they aren't vegetarian we can therefore infer these are made from Mr Bobby himself. his flesh harvested in screaming agony or perhaps Bayne's sell his children? but the idea of a r-strategy Blobby brood is upsetting. I think that's the plot of the new Starcraft
pink-iced shortbread in a 8 shape, with yellow iced spots on the body and a poorly rendered iced bow tie and face, with the smile a carmine red, held against a Bayne's The Bakers paper bag
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 20/09/2026
hm do I get the ludicrous Steam Frame or a ludicrous espresso machine
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Mato @mato.riolu.tf · 20/09/2026
That one french game show
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 19/09/2026
thinking about how they just deleted half the building to make way for the railway
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 16/09/2026
reading the Count of Monte Cristo I'm getting the distinct feeling Dumas was paid by the line [he was]
'Waiter!' Danglars called. 'A pen, ink and paper!' 'A pen, ink and paper, Fernand muttered. 'Yes, I am an accountant: pens, ink and paper are the tools of my trade, and without them I can do nothing?' 'A pen, some ink and some paper!' Fernand repeated to the waiter: What you need is over there on the table,' the waiter said, indicating the items they had requested. "Give them to us, then." The waiter brought the paper, some ink and a quill pen, and put them on the table in the arbour.
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 14/09/2026
"No, stay back! Gordon! [scream]"
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 14/09/2026
no kitten don't lock into a 200 cycle interval mandatory cleaning phase it's 9am and mummy needs her coffees
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
Everyone In The Comments Being So Mean To Brother Ignatz Who's Never Done Anything Wrong In His Life And Is Basically A Saint
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 12/09/2026
70 up? is that like irn bru extra
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 11/09/2026
the universal postal service is wild what do you mean I can pay for someone to walk up to my friend's house and send me a picture of their legs when they answer the door
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 09/09/2026
the culprit: a leaky sump plug
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 08/09/2026
they're selling your brain. reduced to clear
reduced shelf in a Tesco®: several foil packets of smooth paté cat food
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 05/09/2026
hm my car oil light went on when coasting down a slip road so I checked the dipstick and it seems to be saying there's no oil in there but my MOT invoice says they added four litres and it's barely been driven since then do you reckon they just... forgot to add oil after the change
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 28/08/2025
hypnospace outlaw
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 03/09/2026
sometimes they know that but for whatever reason can't directly ask someone to spend them with them and this is their attempt at asking indirectly, to mixed results
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 03/09/2026
oh you weren't kidding
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 03/09/2026
this is my kind of blog
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 02/09/2026
the barrs one is quite good if you don’t fancy the fentimans
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 02/09/2026
I genuinely cannot remember if we went to see the volcano one or just saw a trailer
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 02/09/2026
can I pet ktty
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 02/09/2026
hypnopup falls under veterinary marketing I think
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 30/08/2026
intriguing spoiler for the Silo episode I've not yet watched
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 29/08/2026
unfortunately while I recognise lots of people vaguely from seeing them around I don't actually know a single person here so I'm just sat in the corner with me half pint of water
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 29/08/2026
hello from Glasgow Furs where orin has left their umbrella
several decorative rainbow parasols suspended at height above a courtyard
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 28/08/2026
steve mould is selling a cool hooded seal plush toy with the balloon and everything but it's £40 ;;
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 28/08/2026
they're waiting for godot
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 27/08/2026
"Buc-ee’s is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions." absolutely wild choice of og:description on their official site there
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 25/08/2026
time to see if the meme is real
an unopened bottle of Jinro Shamisul fresh soju, held up to the camera
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 24/08/2026
I'd visit
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 21/08/2026
we hard-pivoted into LLMs this week at work with a leadership void and a complete team rejig and the ensuing suddenly extremely ambiguous expectations is absolutely wrecking me but I don't know how to push back without sounding like a naysayer
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3415 is a semi-aquatic mammal
A bunny in a diving suit walks on the seafloor. They stare up at a small seal, who looks like they are about to put their nose up on the bunny's helmet. Fish and sea stars are also there.
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 16/08/2026
accidentally stumbled across this on my "quiet posters" feed and got all flustered on the train
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 12/08/2026
thinking about how clocks are clockwise because sundials are clockwise
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 07/08/2026
crinj dw i
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 03/08/2026
eric smith just emailed the hlds mailing list to let everyone know he's just updated day of defeat source in 2026
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 03/08/2026
meanwhile most of my photos were of signs
a "swans nesting" sign except it's degraded to read merely "swans sting"NO UNAUTHORISED VEHICLES BEYOND THIS POINT and a smaller follow up sign to patch an unintended side effect: IMPORTANT NOTICE DELIVERY ACCESS PERMITTED "do not trespass on the railway" sign affixed to an upright plank too narrow for it, so the precut holes for the screws in the corners couldn't be used and they've add to drill extra ones.  Also it's a picturesque coastal line immediately along the foreshore with a pier and the Forth in the background a parking sign specifying the specific statutory instrument that backs it
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 03/08/2026
ssn gestalt denied to you
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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 01/08/2026
went to a Caffè Nero deep in the bowels of a department store today so they put in fake windows
Backlit photographs of the Italian countryside mounted inside a windowframe in front of a café table upon which sits a cappuccino, a glass of watee, and a library copy of Walter M Miller's "A Canticle for Leibowitz".
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