zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 28mIf I ever get put into a Stranger Things Coma, just play the Riverdance song Reel Around The Sun and I'll snap right back into waking consciousness 000
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bo Diddley says we got our radio turned down too low and I think he's right 112
Reposted by zoomcakesPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone. 435236709
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would like to be able to set my windshield wipers by BPM please and thank you 031
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't know why I am still surprised that Macklemore is as well-spoken as he is. I think he's a Real One and this is a must read: 021
Reposted by zoomcakesRachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶 17186891985
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This is pretty cool, I wanna take more pictures with binoculars 031
Reposted by zoomcakesthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211466652
Reposted by zoomcakesJay Thurber Show 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @jaythurber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ain't no fuckin' way that Camptown Racetrack is five miles long 456243
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Looking around, this very full gas station is seemingly entirely populated by attractive women. I, for one, am proud to be one of them. Valero: The Place Hot Chicks Get Gas 021
Reposted by zoomcakesEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA. 10186987368
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I try to avoid putting people on pedestals but EDI PATTERSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE 110
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026In the yeeear two thousand (and 26): There is a product called Sky Tubes, but sadly has nothing to do with the sky; it is for your eyeball hairs 011
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I chose the EXACT wrong things to test at Ulta and now I smell like a disgusting combo of pepperoncinis and old wine 🤢 121
Reposted by zoomcakesonion person @junlper.beer · 01/07/2026in the full clip he says these policies is the “far left saying the quiet part loud” and it’s just overwhelmingly popular positions lol 432856348
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I love my new wisteria scented deodorant. It spreads aggressively, so if you get too close to me, you might leave smelling like me. Horticulture is cool 031
Reposted by zoomcakesDoopu @doopu.shop · 15/06/2026I'm in this game! I'll be streaming it at some point, but you should play the demo now! Keep an eye (and ear) out for Tushev Byaidriski! 1114
Reposted by zoomcakesarr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs. 437153914210
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I love the beach and airplanes because sometimes it looks like the same damn view 121
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Some wood, some markahs, some string, bada bing bada boom, you got yourself a shelf 142
Reposted by zoomcakesPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...youtu.beThe American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday)YouTube video by Baked Goods 055479
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I watched the new Lord of the Flies over the weekend and I gotta say, uh... probably not the best prep for the last 3 weeks of school. 010
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I was cursed by a witch at birth so that whenever I have a problem, I need to yell/whine "I'm not smart enough!!" 3 times and then the solution will come to me 🥴✨ 010
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Folks if you know my thoughts on Jammies Dodgers, you know I'm excited to see this 110
zoomcakes @zoomcakes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Artists if you see this post a bird. 🪶 Any art form; no-AI 030