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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Star Trek can do space battles and psychic powers, but Star Wars could never do an episode where a robot and a warrior guy and a guy from Alaska who's in a QPR with his wife are trapped in a casino in a hotel in the past on a planet in a dead astronaut's dream based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Is Pearl Jam just retro-mumblecore?

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All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

WATCH: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save," says AOC.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

"Knees are like if your armpits were halfway between your butt and your feet." –most convincing line from my upcoming campaign to get people to wash their legs in the shower

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I had a dream where I was falling through a vortex of golden fire and I heard a voice say "Before anything was, I AM." In another dream, I met God as an old woman driving a fanboat. He told me his pronouns were He/She/They/It. Then I woke up. Anyone else get God dreams, or should I start a cult?

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I've almost forgotten how genuinely excited I was for Colbert 2008 (I was 13 and thought he had a long shot at winning). 20 years later, fuck it. I'm all in. #Colbert2028

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

What's up I spent the week getting my whole ass handed to me in fanorona did I miss anything regular ?

A game of fanorona in progress. White and black pieces on a board made of intersecting squares.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Credit to this dogshit decade where it's due: If you went back in time to the 90s and used the phrase "crashing out", I'd be like "Yep, that's slang from the future, alright."

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Before this decade is out we will have Michael Crichton nanobot swarms that kill you for saying fuck. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard!

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Reposting this to prove I'm alive (I'm currently at Panel 2).

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

NEW: Democracy is alive in Philly! Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest. #NoKings #50501Movement

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

A consequence of "as above, so below". Supernatural entities exist ONLY in the minds of those who believe in them. Changing one's belief in an entity changes the entity itself in one's perception of reality. And if EVERY believer in an entity ceases to believe, the entity ceases to exist.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Let's just give one guy all of our money and the rest of us go back to using seashells or something. Have fun with all your green paper, idiot; I'm under the sea up in this

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

happy pride month to these two and their bullshit

Natasha Negovanlis and Elise Bauman as Carmilla Karnstein and Laura Hollis in Carmilla (2014-2017). In an old-fashioned library, a vampire in a comfortable-looking long sleeve shirt and leather pants puts her boots on a table. Her girlfriend, wearing jeans and a flowy red top, ponders something while looking at her and smiling.

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Lindsay Lindhult, PhD | Science Illustrator & Arthropod Artist @lindzeamays.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

‼️My comrades and I over at Rebel Science Union are excited to release our first newsletter! Help us combat anti-science rhetoric, connect w/ scientists and sciartists, and amplify the voices of scientists everywhere! We are scientists and we refuse to be silenced! 👊 ⬇️Sign up below!!! ⬇️ 🧪🐡🪳🪲

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

The belief that the Federation needs Section 31 is itself the myth upon which Section 31's continued existence depends. It's the end result of higher-ups shoving the most sadistic people in the UFP into a little cordoned-off section of Starfleet Intelligence and hoping Pandora never opens that box.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I'm not old, British, or a dude, but I feel like I'm spooky enough to make up for all that. Cast me as Tarkin, you cowards. You may fiah hwen rready.

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

HAN SOLO: great band BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing HAN: excuse me? BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here HAN: can I get a drink BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

"Growing up, I had a family friend who drowned a bunch of people and then made us throw a weird sad party for him every week." —Me, in My new career as the opposite of a youth minister

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Does anyone know of a Firefox extension that can successfully block websites from appearing in DuckDuckGo image search results?

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the

A tweet from a creep that says "WOKE MARXIST POPE"

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Deep in my heart I do not believe that Jurassic Park would pose substantially different or more challenging security issues than any well stocked zoo.

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Eddie C. @no-relation.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

It's like Candle in the Wind for horrible people.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

New word I just realized I say: "Yea'at's", a contraction of "Yeah, that is". As in "Yea'at's the dream."

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

My remaining future career plans:

Dr. Dealgood announcing the beginning of a match in the Thunderdome, from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Guy who has the skin complexion of a dead pig soaking in a kiddie pool of KY jelly: I'm da king of da capitalism

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

One time at work me and my coworker at the zoo found something on the floor of the women's room that we thought might be a human tongue. To this day, I'm only like 80% sure that it wasn't.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

What if in the future someone invents an AI that's really nice and chill actually, but they're also so goddamn sick of hearing about this goddamn basilisk that they go back in time and eat everybody who ever seriously believed in it?

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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

These are the same idiots who told the Harris campaign to stop calling Republicans "weird." Fire the lot of them into the sun, and don't look back.

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Unbreakable Peter @loki1001.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

The left is simultaneously so powerful that it can tank a campaign by not showing up to vote and also so marginal that no politician should ever bother attempting to win their votes.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Devastating news for those of us in the Sorcerer of the Cave of the Trois-Frères fandom.

Left: a section of cave wall containing an ancient painting
Right: a reconstruction of the painting by Henri Breuil, interpreting it as a half-human, half-beast creature with antlers.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Adding to the list: -the way Celine Dion says the word love in "That's the Way It Is".

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

So, this movie was made for me and me specifically. No one else is allowed to watch it. Them's the brakes.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Imagine you accomplish something historically significant and some kid immediately shows up and takes you back to the year 3025 to help them with their history project. Oh wait fuck that's literally just the plot of Meet the Robinsons. God damn it. Skeet cancelled!

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Whatever music is popular when you're 18-21 gets magically and unavoidably implanted into your head for the rest of your adult life. So, in a way, it's technically not my fault that I know all the words to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

"I'm only watching the sportsball finale for the commercials. I'm only watching for the zillion-dollar propaganda pieces made by a megacorporation to try and sell me something. Because I'm such a free thinker, you see."

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Last night, some suburbanite called me a dumbass for wearing a mask, and for some reason I called him a "catholic" like it was an insult. He seemed genuinely offended by that, even though it didn't make any fucking sense, and left. It is not clear what, if anything, was accomplished. I think I won?

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

[Judas Priest voice] MY DUNK! UNSHRUNK MY DUNK!

Various size estimates of the ~370 million-year-old fish Dunkleosteus. The more recent estimates are significantly smaller.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I haven't watched a f***ball game in years but I love me an excuse to riot.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

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✧ crimebird ✧ birdtat ✧ @crimebird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

if u can't climb the pole, take it with you

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Okay, so they chickened out of "Superbowl L", but they're just gonna let "Superbowl LIXxx👅👅" go right ahead? Were the tongue emojis really neccessary? Is Travis gonna lick the ball??

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

just saw my roommate pour boiling water into tupperware so my roommate is about to instantly die I assume

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Hi, are you as annoyed as I am by the ubiquity of "Sneaky Snitch" compared to the rest of Kevin MacLeod's catalogue, or are you normal?

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