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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Star Trek can do space battles and psychic powers, but Star Wars could never do an episode where a robot and a warrior guy and a guy from Alaska who's in a QPR with his wife are trapped in a casino in a hotel in the past on a planet in a dead astronaut's dream based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Is Pearl Jam just retro-mumblecore?

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All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

WATCH: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save," says AOC.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Man, I did a tour of the Capitol once and all I got was a cameo appearance from John Boehner and that part where they show you the spot that makes your voice louder because of the dome.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

"Knees are like if your armpits were halfway between your butt and your feet." –most convincing line from my upcoming campaign to get people to wash their legs in the shower

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

These are certainly good economic conditions to give it a whirl.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I had a dream where I was falling through a vortex of golden fire and I heard a voice say "Before anything was, I AM." In another dream, I met God as an old woman driving a fanboat. He told me his pronouns were He/She/They/It. Then I woke up. Anyone else get God dreams, or should I start a cult?

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I've almost forgotten how genuinely excited I was for Colbert 2008 (I was 13 and thought he had a long shot at winning). 20 years later, fuck it. I'm all in. #Colbert2028

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

What's up I spent the week getting my whole ass handed to me in fanorona did I miss anything regular ?

A game of fanorona in progress. White and black pieces on a board made of intersecting squares.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Credit to this dogshit decade where it's due: If you went back in time to the 90s and used the phrase "crashing out", I'd be like "Yep, that's slang from the future, alright."

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Can confirm you were (complimentary😁🐝)

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Before this decade is out we will have Michael Crichton nanobot swarms that kill you for saying fuck. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard!

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

There's a reason Your last name isn't "Jimmy", My dear.🖤

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Reposting this to prove I'm alive (I'm currently at Panel 2).

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Does this guy think you have to read an entire book to get information from it? Has he never heard of an index? Or, more hauntingly, does he refer to reading fiction as "getting the information [he needs]"?

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

NEW: Democracy is alive in Philly! Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest. #NoKings #50501Movement

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Get in, losers; we're killing the Demiurge.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

A consequence of "as above, so below". Supernatural entities exist ONLY in the minds of those who believe in them. Changing one's belief in an entity changes the entity itself in one's perception of reality. And if EVERY believer in an entity ceases to believe, the entity ceases to exist.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Let's just give one guy all of our money and the rest of us go back to using seashells or something. Have fun with all your green paper, idiot; I'm under the sea up in this

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

happy pride month to these two and their bullshit

Natasha Negovanlis and Elise Bauman as Carmilla Karnstein and Laura Hollis in Carmilla (2014-2017). In an old-fashioned library, a vampire in a comfortable-looking long sleeve shirt and leather pants puts her boots on a table. Her girlfriend, wearing jeans and a flowy red top, ponders something while looking at her and smiling.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I've signed up! I'm happy to help

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Lindsay Lindhult, PhD | Science Illustrator & Arthropod Artist @lindzeamays.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

‼️My comrades and I over at Rebel Science Union are excited to release our first newsletter! Help us combat anti-science rhetoric, connect w/ scientists and sciartists, and amplify the voices of scientists everywhere! We are scientists and we refuse to be silenced! 👊 ⬇️Sign up below!!! ⬇️ 🧪🐡🪳🪲

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

If You went back in time and slipped this episode into Season 5 of TNG, I would absolutely not notice.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

This, but instead of a pumpkin it's war crimes and instead of a snow leopard it's that guy who keeps trying to fuck Bashir:

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a tiger cub playing with an orange in the grass

Alt: a snow leopard playing with a jack-o'-lantern

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

The belief that the Federation needs Section 31 is itself the myth upon which Section 31's continued existence depends. It's the end result of higher-ups shoving the most sadistic people in the UFP into a little cordoned-off section of Starfleet Intelligence and hoping Pandora never opens that box.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I'm not old, British, or a dude, but I feel like I'm spooky enough to make up for all that. Cast me as Tarkin, you cowards. You may fiah hwen rready.

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

HAN SOLO: great band BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing HAN: excuse me? BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here HAN: can I get a drink BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

It made a lot more sense once ants came out.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

"Growing up, I had a family friend who drowned a bunch of people and then made us throw a weird sad party for him every week." —Me, in My new career as the opposite of a youth minister

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

"Unfucking" also made it through. Did they get an AI to do this?

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

💜💜💜💜🖤🖤🖤💜💜💜🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💜🫂😘😘🥰

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Does anyone know of a Firefox extension that can successfully block websites from appearing in DuckDuckGo image search results?

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the

A tweet from a creep that says "WOKE MARXIST POPE"

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I feel like if I were a minor in that scenario, I would get the idea to put on a fake mustache like a cartoon character. And based on what I know about facial recognition, I'm pretty sure that would actually work.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

For the sake of internal consistency, you also need to refer to being born as "undying".

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I've worked with too many museum collections to drink any liquor with something preserved in it. It'd feel too much like drinking a specimen.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

This works as an imperative or a declarative statement.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Scumbag Steve and his son "We live in a society| |Bottom Text" may be retired, but his grandson "We live in a society" is still making the rounds.

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Deep in my heart I do not believe that Jurassic Park would pose substantially different or more challenging security issues than any well stocked zoo.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

It's giving Little Shop of Horrors.

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Eddie C. @no-relation.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

It's like Candle in the Wind for horrible people.

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Every story with You in it is cute<3

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Dark Allie @zoologicallie.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

New word I just realized I say: "Yea'at's", a contraction of "Yeah, that is". As in "Yea'at's the dream."

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