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If you can't join 'em, beat 'em Posts are 70% sarcasm. verified account @barstool.com tips@barstool.com (not BS sports). Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)

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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, fuck. We're just bringing back all the fucking classics nowadays. 😕
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not exactly breaking news
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Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who but Hegseth would know more about being a "symbol of dysfunction" theintercept.com/2026/07/25/p...
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Pete Hegseth’s Crisis of Masculinity
The secretary of war’s obsession with testosterone reveals the anxieties he harbors about himself and the military he leads.
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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 07/10/2026
BREAKING: The NFL is moving to encrypted smoke signals after a major leak in their internal chat platform.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will congress accept the results is the question
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I heard he was kind of an ass
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Kim Masters @kimmasters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoping to hide their heinous crimes.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dlvr.it
Pablo Torre defends himself over criticism that his Clippers reporting was anti-player
Pablo Torre’s reporting on Kawhi Leonard and the Los Angeles Clippers is historic. In addition to the numerous fancy journalism prizes it won and the acclaim it generated for the Pablo Torre Finds Out podcast, the ultimate evidence of the value of the reporting is that it led to one of the most significant penalties toward…
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Cait Conley @caitfornewyork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mike Lawler opposes a data center moratorium, has voted for $80 billion in tax breaks for data centers AND voted to make it easier to build them, and has allowed five data centers to open in Rockland County on his watch (with three more on the way).
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty Awesome 👍
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Peter Kafka @pkafka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Talked to @kevinroose.com who thinks there's a 10% chance of an AI apocalypse. That makes him an AI *optimist*. Words at BI: www.businessinsider.com/openai-anthr... Pod at Channels: www.businessinsider.com/openai-anthr...
businessinsider.com
Why did the AI guys build tech that terrifies them? A conversation with Kevin Roose.
AI leaders like Dario Amodei want to win the AI race — and they also want to slow the race down. That makes sense, says journalist Kevin Roose.
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Andy Thibault @cooljustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CHRIS POWELL: Connecticut Shouldn’t Punish Former Offenders so Much ctexaminer.com/2026/10/03/c... @ctexaminer.bsky.social
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Connecticut Shouldn't Punish Former Offenders so Much
Connecticut coddles many criminals. Someone may be convicted of a half-dozen or more offenses in separate incidents over a period of years and still not be locked up at all, […]
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Andy Thibault @cooljustice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday Digest @ctexaminer.bsky.social newsletter.ctexaminer.com/emails/webvi...
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN is back in the White House TV press pool rotation this week (their turn comes up twice). But that was also the case last Sunday when the schedule was released, only for Trump to bar CNN from Air Force One. There is also a court hearing this week on the press ban lawsuit, so I guess we'll see.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's been good for local TV revenue at least The Supreme Court has made it very hard to charge bribery
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He doesn't hate Trump he just sees him as a more useful idiot than Biden was.
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Julene Tripp Weaver @trippweavpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sign the Petition
Restore ICE's Deleted Death Reports and Require Emergency Care in Detention
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm holding out for at least $300 Which is still less then the amount spent on some ads per registered voter in rural areas
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Cait Conley @caitfornewyork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your life has gotten more expensive lately, look no further than our own congressman Mike Lawler Whether he’s voting eight times for the tariffs that are costing Hudson Valley households $4,200 more or he’s voting to raise energy costs
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Cait Conley @caitfornewyork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and those battling breast cancer deserve so much more than awareness. They deserve action. So here’s what I’ll do. In Congress, I’ll fight to restore the hundreds of millions in funding for Planned Parenthood that Donald Trump and Mike Lawler slashed in the
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 03/10/2026
It’s supposed to be beautiful weather in the Hudson Valley this weekend. If you are one of the 3 MILLION Democrats living in, near or around #NY17, check out my thread below for ways to get out, get involved, and help elect @caitfornewyork.bsky.social.
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can do that. Nyack in the mid eighties had a great music scene.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course but then it's not clear what you are replying to. Sometimes I take a screenshot when I am going to block someone and put it in the reply. Also some of the creeps are doing it for the negative replies. They feel like they've "triggered" their target.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm still in touch with people there and they share my distaste for Lawler I last lived in Nyack from 95-05
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Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUDGE: How would you envision that looking, then? PROSECUTOR: What part? JUDGE: The part where I appoint an independent person in the interest of justice to investigate the Department of Justice, and that person is being supervised by the Department of Justice www.chicagotribune.com/2026/10/01/b...
chicagotribune.com
Judge to begin inquiry that could lead to criminal contempt charges in ‘Broadview Six’ case
A federal judge on Thursday said she’d initiate a “fact finding” process to determine whether potential criminal contempt charges are warranted against prosecutors in the “Broadview Six” case.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I grew up there, it sucks to see Lawler represent it
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure this administration is capable of thinking once, let alone twice
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once you block someone, it's not clear what you are replying to or quoting
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many of the pro-Israel social media accounts that appear to be American Jews are actually increasing antisemitism. Insulting people's intelligence with absurd "nothing to see here" posts is not a way to win people over www.newsweek.com/google-updat...
newsweek.com
Google updates Gaza satellite images: what pictures show
Social media users have responded with shock at the destruction.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For many Americans, including antisemites, hating Muslim (more?) is why they support Israel
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also if you "cry wolf", enough people stop listening when you call out actual antisemitism Are 30% of US Jew antisemitic? What about the 20% who aren't sure it's not genocide? Providing cover for zionism by pretending it's part of Judaism is clearly antisemitic
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My view is zionism is, as zionism does Zionism supports ethnic cleansing and the slaughter of thousands of innocent women and children, which many people including authorities on the subject and US Jews, consider genocide It's conflating zionism with Judaism that's antisemitic
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So you actually have no idea. You were just sucking up.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So are you going to tell me what the point is?
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Andy Thibault @cooljustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/kati... #Cornell
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Andy Thibault @cooljustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Former Stars and Stripes publisher named news executive of the year @starsandstripes.bsky.social www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...
stripes.com
Former Stars and Stripes publisher named news executive of the year
Editor & Publisher said it awarded Lederer its highest annual honor in recognition of his long career and his defense of independent journalism.
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because it gives them a legitimate reason to protest the US/Israel relationship?
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd appreciate it if you would explain it to me
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You think free speech supporters are bigots? Do you not understand that boycotts are a form of free speech?
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Gaius Faelis Juvenalis @juvenalisdacat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Irony poisoning? Or just shear exhaustion?
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you having Bonta back on? @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov & @agwilliamtong.bsky.social both say the merger shouldn't happen & Tong made it quite clear the settlement wasn't satisfactory. Sure, they couldn't guarantee a win, but what was the rush? Their leverage was only going to increase for months
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I admit it is a tough one
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Andy Thibault @cooljustice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What Hegseth Is Hiding www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | What Hegseth Is Hiding
Soldiers want to tell their stories, and we need to hear them.
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Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW: Michele Tafoya, GOP Senate nominee in MN recently issued a rather categorical set of denials she ever said she was embarrassed to live in MN — but she did say literally that in a deleted tweet. One of a whole bunch of tweets, we found saying she wanted to leave. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
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Republican Senate nominee said she was ‘embarrassed’ to be from the state she’s now running to represent | CNN Politics
In a local radio interview earlier this month, Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota and former sports broadcaster was asked about her past criticism of the state and whether she ...
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Zonker @zonker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amen now we just need somewhere for the CNN people
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