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American Studies enthusiast - I post mainly, but not exclusively, about the insanity that is American Conservatism.

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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 1h
American Conservatism
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American Conservatism
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 11h
It should be noted that Trump and his fascist lickspittle ilk, like Rubio, despise the EU and are trying to foment its destruction as much almost as much as Russia is.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 17h
Leave it to American Conservatives to form the world's dumbest cult headed by the world's dumbest and most delusional cult leader.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 17h
American Conservatism
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
77 million Americans (Conservatives) looked at this guy and said "yup, that's the guy, that's who should be president."
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
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Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
The decision not to invite observers from the OSCE puts the U.S. alongside Russia and Belarus, while the Justice Department prepares to deploy its own poll monitors.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God everything is so DUMB.
United States
Attorney's Office
Southern District of New York

PRESS RELEASE
North Carolina Man Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Super Intelligence-Assisted
Music Streaming Fraud
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/J8nbt... This is just so perfect
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Based on true events #shorts #comedy #funny #memes #gaming #animation
YouTube video by Xx_skull_mug_xX
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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jkavanagh.bsky.social @jkavanagh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“The lifeblood of MAGA is sadism: a desire to inflict pain on women, minorities, LGBTQ people. A lot of people don't necessarily feel comfortable saying that on an individual basis, but when they go to a rally, they can chant hateful, racist things and get that glee, and they're kind of anonymous.”
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 05/10/2026
In case you've been wondering what bizarre libertarians have been up to since Trump embraced big deficits....
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Americans: "No one is dumber than us, no one but us votes not once, but twice for a narcissistic incompetent corrupt fascist with full knowledge that he is a narcissistic incompetent corrupt fascist!" Brazil: "Segura minha cerveja!"
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 26/09/2026
Every single Trump supporter had access to his indictment, access to the January 6th commission report, and access to extensive reporting on his corruption. Every single one.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am 40 years old. A child of the 90s post cold war era. Then came 9/11 and the great financial crisis. But for the first time I feel real dread about the future. I see the chilling wind of bigotry and fascism blow through my country, a country with an (imo underserved) reputation for tolerance..
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
it's all voodoo nonsense as far as this cat's concerned.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bellingcat's won 3 awards at the Online Journalism Award, two for Agents of Chaos, our collaboration with @calmatters.org and @evidentmedia.org calmatters.org/investigatio...
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Agents of Chaos: Border Patrol’s year of unchecked force
A visual investigation shows how five agents moved from city to city, with their tactics becoming more brazen at each stop.
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Anne M. Carpenter @catholickungfu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As I keep saying: in America, we’re seeing the two faces of Christianity simultaneously. The wrecked creature of cruel power; the dynamic structure of genuine compassion.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rank stupidity of American Conservative political representatives like Schmitt and Tuberville aren't outliers. They are actually fairly representative of American Conservatism. Stupidity is a core pillar of American Conservatism. They are as stupid as they are bigoted.
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Kirsten Verdel @locuta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
- De Trump-regering trekt de VS terug uit GRECO, een Europese organisatie die corruptie bestrijdt. De VS is daarmee pas het derde land dat de organisatie verlaat, na Rusland en Belarus.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And/or, are stupid.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

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@Anth ... . 1d
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These sound like non-trivial problems.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
American Conservatism
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Streisand Effect, Activate.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For right wing politics the most basic and core principle is: "First, do harm."
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
American Conservatism is the #1 reason the United States can't have nice things and only ever gets worse. It is the millstone around the neck of the U.S.
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll say it again: We are living in the dumbest timeline.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being the undisputed worst POTUS in history is pretty cool, but I think we can do better on this approval rating
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
American Conservatism really is this stupid.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
L - Tom Emmer in 2024 on the House subpoenaing Hunter Biden. R - Tom Emmer today on why the House shouldn’t investigate Don Jr: He’s a private citizen.
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams. ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇 www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sad excuse for journalism: Big profile of DOGE lord doesn’t say a word about all the damage he did. And it was not an “ill fated cost-cutting effort.” It was a malignant, catastrophic attack on the government and its workers by arrogant and ignorant assholes. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
washingtonpost.com
He spent 11 months inside DOGE. Now he wants to set the record straight.
In his first major interview about his tell-all memoir, Tyler Hassen describes the culture clash surrounding DOGE’s mission and the backlash that followed.
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Donald Trump is a convicted criminal. His administration is a criminal organization. Of course he is trying to shut down the International Criminal Court.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Think about how these posts play out. Trump’s legion of weirdo cultists create these things. Natalie Harp follows these people. She saw this and thought Trump might want to post it. She printed it out & he told her it was great and she should post it. We pay her $150k to do this.
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ray Bloody Purchase
A picture of the Legendary Ray Purchase
"I thought I could smell cheap aftershave and bullshit"
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Michael Nazarewycz 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 ✍🏻📼 🤙🏻 @heymichaelnaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WHY DID WE STOP CALLING THEM WEIRD
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fun fact, you cannot be an antivaxxer and be a good person. They are mutually exclusive. I have never met an antivaxxer who wasn't a thoroughly dishonest, vile and odious bag of flaming shit. They will lie and cause harm as easily and thoughtlessly as you and I breathe.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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ZP @zombiepresident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
American Conservatism
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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