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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano)

@zombiejoe.bsky.social
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TTRPG Author, Gamemaster, Content Streamer

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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A thought as I made dinner tonight (including hand made meatballs)... meatballs are simply miniature Italian meatloaf. Prove me wrong...
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The Big Lebowski: Walter's 'Am I Wrong?'
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Chad Lewis @chadlewis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The End is Near! At least for my upcoming Supernatural Lake Michigan book, which ships out in exactly 1 month from today.
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Ethan @glyphtide.games · 04/08/2026
Going to Gamehole Con? If you're a POC and make TTRPG content, join @lyla.bsky.social and me at the POC Industry Dinner, sponsored by @montecookgames.com and @brotherwisegames.bsky.social! Meet creators, find mentorship, grow our industry. 🌽 Apply by 8/23: bit.ly/ghcpoc26 🌽
Gamehole Con 13 Logo, Monte Cook Games Logo, Cosmere Roleplaying Game Logo, Plotweaver Logo, with advertisement for the POC Industry Dinner Open Application that reads:


POC Industry Dinner

Gamehole Con is hosting a POC (people of color) Industry Dinner! This dinner is an opportunity to meet other amazing creators, find mentorship, and grow our diverse industry.

Seating is limited. If you are attending Gamehole Con, are a POC, and have created tabletop content of any size-including self-published work-please apply: https://bit.ly/ghcpoc26

Apply by August 23
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The end result of 2 of 3 slots of the DnDXPerience at GenCon. Only knocked out 2 of the 5 players.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Aad for Tom Tiffany comes on... "Liberals in Madison are spending all your money! I can stop them! Look at me with a cow... I'm just like you!" As one of those Madison liberals, fuck all the way off. How many millions did that UFC fight cost us to recreate a scene from Idiocracy?
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Do I go straight from the funeral I have tomorrow to Bratfest and see Royal Bliss in concert before my project meeting, or just go straight home?
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Watching the last week of Colbert and Tom Hanks tells a story about "my first movie, Splash..." Sir, I was a D&D player through the 80's. I remember Mazes and Minsters.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
LOOK WHAT I HAVE! (This is the long-awaited sequel to The Only Purple House in Town!) If you want this, @ me here! Random drawing in 1 week. Please @ & repost so lots of people have a chance to enter to win! No caveats to entry, will mail ANYWHERE. (Yes, it could be costly. You're worth it!)
A photo of an ARC of The Hocus Pocus Handbook. 

The cover is purples and pinks and hints of cobalt blue. It has the title in an elegant loopy white font. Fantasy art with a castle and plot points from the book depicted including: 

a pixie
a ship in a bottle
a pooka
a mushroom cottage

The book is standing vertically on a pink surface. Background is blurred, with dining chair and patio doors in background.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Apparently we have to ask @chadlewis.bsky.social if the song Banshee Bait works or not. #HauntedGalena
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Celebrating Earth Day with some low-caffeine options from @fridaytea.com and looking forward to the Dungeon Crawler Carl flight. (At least I ordered a couple as they are on Earth Day sale)
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
That is the first time I was put in a waiting queue at the backerkit website.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Proud to be the 1,274th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG + Unstoppable! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And the module I worked on for the project for @ghostfiregaming.bsky.social Special mention to the Deck of Many Things we use for our charity events. The table has already invoked chaos.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Grim Hollow campaign primer and pregens set out for attendees to the marathon to look through. @ghostfiregaming.bsky.social
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My Grim Hollow 2024 unboxing from @ghostfiregaming.bsky.social at our @extralife4kids.bsky.social marathon day 2 at Awildan Distillery.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Chaos has landed at our @extralife4kids.bsky.social charity marathon benefiting Children's Wisconsin. One player was rewarded the cert to allow for a Drake Warden character. Only the second of those to be awarded.
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Goodman Games @goodmangames.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Last call to score a FREE HARDCOVER of the Book of Bonus Adventures when you back the massive Castle Whiterock boxed set! Don't miss this $50 value! goodman-games.com/final-hours-... #ttrpg #goodmangames #DND5E #dungeoncrawlclassics #crowdfunding #megadungeonmonth #backerkit #castlewhiterock
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Adepticon... the aftermath.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Badger Den in the wild. 25-35 players in at but 2 slots. Definitely a success.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tales from the Badger Den in the wild. (Adepticon) You can find us in the North Building of the Baird Center, N208B.
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Shawn Merwin @shawnmerwin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The first adventures in Ghostfire Gaming's Grim Hunt campaign are available to the public. @skerrit7h3green.bsky.social @andydempz.bsky.social and I worked hard to bring the flavor of Grim Hollow to life. I hope you enjoy these #dnd 5.5e adventures! ghostfiregaming.com/product/grim...
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Grim Hollow: The Grim Hunt Season 1 PDFs - Ghostfire Gaming
The Grim Hunt begins with the characters acting as mercenaries and freelance adventurers participating in missions to stop monsters from destroying parts of the world of Etharis. Based on their early ...
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Prince, Purple Rain (obviously) www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvNNfPD/
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Tonight Sawyer got to sing Purple Rain for papa and gamma 🥹🎶🕺 #purplerain #singer #specialneedsmom #blind
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It Can't Rain All the Time by Jane Siberry (The Crow Soundtrack)
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
And this is why I am a fan of Flavor Flav and the Women's Hockey Team... Even if I don't know anyone on this year's team... ;)
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Last night my wife comes home with me watching King Arthur and the Legend of the Sword. "Who is that?" she asks. "That's their version of Merlin." "So she's not a druid?" "Good eye. In fact, while called a wizard there is a lot that links Merlin to the Celtic druids." #DnDLife
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
43F... that means no hoodie required.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The friend we went to Winter Fantasy with texted me this morning saying he was waiting for us at the marshalling station. He has jokes... or withdrawl.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Listening to my wife improv her story in our last game of the con. She is indoctrinated now. ##WinterFantasy #DnD
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I had forgotten what it's like to play games at a convention. #WinterFantasy #DnD
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Day 3 of my wife's first game convention. Her character went from level 1 to 4 and we're still going... #WinterFantasy #DnD
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 31/01/2026
We are now in a full-blown constitutional crisis. That’s why following the arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort, I sent three separate letters demanding the dismissal of all charges, a congressional hearing, and a DOJ Inspector General investigation.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can't decide what's weaker on Glenn Grothmann, his spine or his necktie skills. "Corrected" his initial statement that Pretti was murdered, claiming nobody in the GOP pressured him to.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Running the Kids DM Boot Camp... overheard the good table. "I want to kick the owlbear even harder in the balls!" Oh, preteens...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If only you were in a position of power to exercise some kind of leverage against the administration to make this happen.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I was taught to judge a person by their actions. 'Nuff said.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
💯 Call them out on their bullshit.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Keeping it moving... youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?... #willnotbetelevised
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Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name (Official HD Video)
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Partially due to disgust at what is being done to my neighbors in Minnesota and to manage my own stress, I turn to music. And for some of us, music is the soundtrack to movement. youtu.be/8P09rxVaQAM?...
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Teddybears - Punkrocker (feat. Iggy Pop) [Official Video]
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If you have said you voted for this... the abducting of babies. Take a good look in the mirror before you f right the hell off...
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Minnesota will not take the knee...
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Had a Mexican Coke with lunch. What's gonna mess me up first? The sugar or the caffeine? Gonna walk my laps and see what happens...
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
No National Park recognition for MLK Day. But they are giving free admission on Trumps Birthday...
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The final shot... chicken and collard greens. Not pictured: high protein banana bread
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The after shot...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/01/2026
Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I see your piece of chicken, piece of broccoli and a tortilla and raise you chicken beasts, collard greens and my "something else" is high protein banana bread using Ryse protein powder. What else should I do on a winter weather advisory Saturday?
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano) @zombiejoe.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Back in the early 90's, while working two full time jobs, I had a CD "mix tape" to play when we closed the shop. My staff knew we were closed when the first song started playing... www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBlm...
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2 Unlimited - Get Ready For This (12" Extended Version) (1992)
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