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The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 23hIf you're stealthy enough to apply makeup to yourself for the several hours it would take to make you perfectly blend into your surroundings without anyone noticing, do you really need the makeup? 080
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I wish Jews could do just half the shit these dipshits think they can do so the Jewish half of my lineage could net me something more useful than really liking sandwiches with too much meat on them. 000
Reposted by The Bland Wazoomaud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo 255205965175
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"It says Chicago VS. San Diego, dumbfuck. Learn to read." 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*surrounded by Nazis* "Hey, wait a minute..." 0101
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've worked at a Kroger affiliate. Those bathrooms ain't THAT good. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've seen two and a half versions of Carrie (I can only stomach so much of that made-for-tv movie) and all I can say is the bar is LOW. If this ends up sucking, it'll be a new triumph in sucking. 030
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I want to make everyone who tells me to just be happy miserable. 110
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There was an entire episode of 'Joe Pera Talks with You' about this and I'm wondering if this is interesting or devastating for him. 130
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Incest: having sex with someone you're related to Incest 2: having sex with someone with whom you relate 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I heard shit like this right after 10/7 and it still perplexes me that the pro-genocide demo earnestly believes that any level of context can justify bombing hospitals and murdering children. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Hey Diary, It's Hitler again. Man, you'd think being arguably the most unbelievably evil person in all of human history would be bad enough, but today my dog vomited on the carpet again. Ugghh, I toooootally wanna kill my self lol jk, but maybe tho." 020
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"I saw yellow beasts with blue overalls and one or two eyes rising out of the blackness of the sea. On their eyes were worn goggles, and from their mouths came, 'Banana.'" -Rev 13:1 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The doctor is what ultimately sold me on Hellraiser II ("And to think... I hesitated,") but it's definitely a completely unnecessary sequel. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I had to google this to remember and sure enough, it WAS the one with the compact disc cenobite! That's about all I remember from it. The first two Hellraiser films were pretty decent. Shame they dropped in quality so quickly. 131
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Crap, now I can't enjoy their extensive catalog of that one song and a vast discography of other songs no one cares about. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comSpongeBob SquarePants Troll FaceAlt: SpongeBob SquarePants giving a thumbs up and winking 020
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wish more shitty musicians who I hate would come out as shitty people so I could be more validated in my hatred of them. Incidentally, has Post Malone done anything fucked up? Or Machine Gun Kelly? 3200
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Jesus, I always thought the green party was just a bunch of progressive environmentalists. This is like finding out Captain Planet helped write the 14 words. 131
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"This technology has a decent chance of killing us all. I'm well and truly fearful of this." "Then why the hell are you trying so hard to develop it so quickly?" "Cause that group is developing the same technology and I'll be damned if they do it before we do!" 110
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Goddamnit, Link! You're a loose cannon and I've got the mayor up my ass because of it! I oughta' have your badge!" "Well, excuuuuuse me, Captain." 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sooner than you'd think.youtube.comI Put A Fly's Conscious Brain into MinecraftYouTube video by Ro0oney 061
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is just the Nazi uniform you put on a kids show when they either can't show a swastika because of S&P or the character isn't a literal WWII Nazi, but they want you to know they're in every way like one. 0342
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Shoulder angel: "It's not funny. Society puts so much of mens' worth on their genitals and it can lead to dangerous procedures that can end horribly." Shoulder devil: "Hahaha! Dude, I can't fucking breathe! Hahaha! His name was Tiny! Hahaha! TINY! Hahaha!" 0310
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I wonder if Bearguy I and II are just as adorable. 110
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Puma Concolor is a big cat that has 48 names in English alone, earning it the Guinness world record for animal with the most names. These include: puma, cougar, mountain lion, panther, catamount, and deer tiger. 030
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have some baking soda I have an English cucumber 051
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now, whenever I feel down, I can tell myself, "at least an entire plane never got so pissed at me that they duct taped me to a chair." 0111
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I can't decide between Doomsdayonetta, Obeyonetta, or It's Not A Toupeeonetta. 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This actually made me smile. Not because it made me happy, but because that's one of the many ways to check if you're having a stoke. 080
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Such n' such is the father to his father's..." is such a weird, uncomfortable thing to type. The whole sentence is just, "eww, what the... oh, grandson? Oh... okay." 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's like if 'A Christmas Carol' ended with Ebenezer Scrooge telling Tiny Tim to go fuck himself. 140
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just hit 'em with some sweet n' sour. Mummies are edible. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Hey guys, look at this Islamic extremist mourn the people who died on 9/11 whilst also pointing out how it lead to a devastating, costly, and ultimately needless war driven by extreme chauvinism and a desire to control middle eastern oil as a means to achieve global supremacy." 11051
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Sell By" is for retailers, it doesn't indicate wether the food is safe to eat or not. "Use By" and "Best If Used By" are much more clear with one being the date when the food will likely be unsafe to consume and the other being the date at which the quality of the food with diminish, respectively. 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is needlessly misleading. It sounds like they're banning date labels on food, but they're actually just replacing "Sell By" with either "Use By" or "Best If Used By". 100
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My favorite is this one you get from Sephiroth that's just a regular ass modern key. 1112
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I can't wait to play it a decade after its release and be mostly underwhelmed. 050
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"No ethical consumption under capitalism," has officially been taken as a challenge. 0102
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Isn't this the side of the internet culture war that LIKES hot women in video games to a point that any woman that doesn't look like a Victoria's Secret model is considered woke pandering, or have we stumbled onto something infinitely more insufferable? 120
