zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Ohhh my god you’ve never used ChatGPT? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid 080
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I’m the person that adds “remember me” and “trust this device” checkboxes to every website. Believe it or not, the hardest part is making sure that the box doesn’t actually do anything 2779
Reposted by zolaLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/11/2023GRUMPY bipolar thread. Self-diagnosis can be useful and in my experience sometimes correct, but c’mon y’all. As with many conditions like OCD, ASD and ADHD etc, there’s bipolar and then there’s *bipolar*. Using that term for anything else undermines its credibility for those at serious risk. /rant 1922029
Reposted by zolalydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 18/10/2023this is a fun amusement, 'try to get a generative model to make a picture of someone who has probably blacklisted themselves on the model' it's locked tight, i cant even get it to make sideshow bob. booooooo! 4354
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 17/10/2023I always show up at the worst time, like just as the discourse's main character posts a non-apology and deletes everything smh 051
Reposted by zolazola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 09/10/2023"i dont care! i dont care!!", i continue to insist as i write an all time classic about it 072
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 09/10/2023"i dont care! i dont care!!", i continue to insist as i write an all time classic about it 072
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2023my neck my back my pussy my crack long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony- 14916
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 20/09/2023I'm stuck scrolling latesky and I feel like I'm raiding the minibar at the Hotel California. I can never leave BUT I get free drinks and candy so 010
Reposted by zolac3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong commitment, but afterlife long commitment as well. (older post I know that gets cycled around, time to get it up here <3, happy spooky season) 19544208
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 18/09/2023"oh yeah, I'm in my chaos era" I whisper, as I place a plastic bottle into the wrong trash can 030
Reposted by zolazola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2023sorry for what I said during my midwestern sad sack dirtbag emo folk-punk phase 084
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2023sorry for what I said during my midwestern sad sack dirtbag emo folk-punk phase 084
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2023Bsky elders, what was peacetime like? All I've ever known on here is war. And tiddies, but mostly popular accounts fighting. 2130
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2023My toxic trait is that I care too much about what other people think 110
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2023when I was a young boy my father took me into the city and left me in the city I still live in the city help 040
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 14/09/2023Was talking to my mom earlier about current events and the queer community and I said "us" instead of "them" AMA 1131
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 13/09/2023question: has a printer ever worked? has anyone ever printed anything that we know of?? 6153
Reposted by zolazola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 13/09/2023This sent me down a rabbit hole of other things the wizarding world ignored and uh, it's not good y'all 2353
Reposted by zolaDTO @d-t-orb.bsky.social · 10/09/2023When I cum I should CUM ON FHQWHGADS, I said CUM ON FHQWHGADS 151
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 10/09/2023I need to do something on here besides quote skeet the chain posts lol 130
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Currently fighting the urge to bring back "hyfr" ("hell yeah fuckin right" for the babies out there) 140
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 07/09/2023At some point someone is going to have to make an explainer about why y'all are fighting, because what 230
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Me after posting a banger: hm, still no likes... probably just another bluesky outage ha ha yup 161
zola @zolazvi.bsky.social · 31/08/2023I can't believe the Yeerk in Mitch McConnell's head fell asleep on the job again 194
