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Zoey

@zoeysdown.bsky.social
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Fluid (all/any pronouns) — Politics — Video Games — Plants & Nature — Music Teacher — Parent — Partnered — Disabled — Chronic Pain (Trigeminal Neuralgia, MVD 4-11)

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19h
"We have guns too."
Jaime West throwing up her hands and the Deal With It Glasses are photoshopped over here eyes
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's always nice when one of the feral cats that live in my backyard come back after being gone for a while. I always hope they're doing good out there in the world. They got a safe place with food and water if they need it.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can find the shipping address as "Elmo's House" on google maps lol omg.... he's gonna have to move.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 07/10/2026
ladies and gentlemen, your 2028 ticket
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hated when teachers would tell me to keep an eye on certain kids that I didn't see anything wrong with when I was volunteering at my kid's library.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why was I born right before the next dark age?
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always hoping that you're doing well and miss you, too.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got that one this morning, too. Everyone trying to stay safe during the incoming storms and we get this....
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How is the timing suspicious? They've shot people in the streets in broad daylight.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made a mistake and ate bacon before bed and now I'm dying 😵
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My kiddo is 12 years old and the kid seat marks are still in the back seat 😭
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, yes, no worries. We'll just overnight those voter applications we've been sitting on for who knows how long.
texastribune.org
DPS voter registration applications weren’t sent to counties
It’s not known how many applications have been unprocessed. Counties will receive a backlogged surge less than two weeks before the Oct. 5 deadline to register for the Nov. 3 election.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Candice Bernd @candicequestions.com · 21/09/2026
NOW: Just arrived at the intersection of Research Blvd and Anderson Lane—near where ICE shot & wounded 29-yr-old Wilber Rafael Garces Perez earlier today. Between 300-500 people still holding intersection here. ICE is reportedly not letting Garces Perez’s family access him at the hospital.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026
This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
reason.com
Texas man gets 30 years in prison for transporting 'anti-government' pamphlets
The case stems from a violent anti-ICE protest, but critics say the government's prosecution threatens First Amendment rights.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just want something to go right for you so badly. I know what it's like to be in a pit and it feels terrible.
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Freck @frecklesfrack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This super awkward for me and I'm having a hard time
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've also tried to explain how this is the worst time to sell a house and there are like 5 others in the neighborhood that have been up for going on a year now. They're all overpriced.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So now she wants to sell the house, but can't, because we can't rent for the next 7 years or so even though she tried to go back on it. She has no idea why my family doesn't like her anymore. It's crazy. We explained this all to her before she went through with it. It's like she's a child.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am a saint when dealing with my husband's mom. She had a mental breakdown and evicted us after getting back from a trip to Ireland after we said we weren't gonna just give her money after she took a trip I'll never have the luxury to take.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My baby shower was at a friend's bar across the street. It was one of the high points of my life.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's still weird thinking about the time I got pregnant. I was working at an amazing restaurant. We had a Christmas party after service one day and the owner opened the bar. Me and two other coworkers got pregnant after that party, but sadly mine was the only one that made it to term.
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's like The Giver.
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷
Cats mark you. 🥰
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love it when I pay at least some of a medical bill and then it gets adjusted by the insurance to be $50 more than it was originally.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope he has a good birthday! 🎉
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just wanna make this into a poster and put it up on my wall.
Artwork of the French revolution with Mamdani's head as a specter over them in the sky smiling.
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DNA @dnaforever.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is exactly what it’s like to teach people how to do theatre
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank goodness that chocolate isn't toxic to humans.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19/08/2025
good lord of ring i like him
ian's frodo drawing with a speech balloon that says "all right then..."super close up on ian's frodo's unsettling-ass big-eyed face, another speech balloon that says: "...keep your secrets..."
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 08/09/2026
You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness. In this case, it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My cat likes to touch paws when he sleeps (places his paws on my feet)
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Damnit I wanna learn book binding so bad.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love cats so much it's ridiculous.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sadly I can't get this out of my head because of how crazy it is.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I should get back into playing with a local symphony orchestra group. The sound just fills me with emotion and gives me goosebumps.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guy looked fine. His personality is probably shit.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love pixel artists that also sell their art as cross stitch patterns to make.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I bet the chicken and waffle and banana pudding oreos are good.
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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made a big ass bowl of rice and chicken tikka masala and now th cats are circling me.
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