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@zoeyk.bsky.social
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Law School Survivor! 🏛️ Bar exam PASSER 🏆

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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 12h
I think being someone’s muse would do a lot for me emotionally
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The start of every new Supreme Court term gives me a sinking feeling in my stomach
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me when Rick starts being mean to Morty
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Dog Twitter
ALT: Dog Twitter
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MA didn’t disappoint 🥳
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know you’ve made it somewhere in life when people come into your office to give you promotional mousepads and magnets
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve reached the point in my transition where I’m now above average at fighting games
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I cooked 👩‍🍳💋
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This teenager is listening to tiktok ASMR with no headphones and it sounds like an NSFW audiobook
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Maple Moore🍁🏳️‍⚧️ @maplemoore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
just set the premiere for the MGS1 video for this saturday at 12:00 PM, we're really doin it
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Why Metal Gear Solid is Kojima's Meme Machine
YouTube video by Maple Moore
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can confirm
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Zoey, are you ready for day 11,782 of bar prep?” Me:
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
POV: it’s 2030 and you tell the humanoid AI-powered robot that you’re going to go drink some water but it just got enough points to activate Scythe.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One month of bar prep 🫩
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The tech priests trying to stick my arm back on after turning me into a servitor
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 29/05/2026
Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Day 1 of bar exam prep 😶😬
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I got told I have a good driver’s license photo which is something I’ve never heard someone say before 😅
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David Zoltan (he/they) @wonkicorn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Receipts. A thorough review of the Times' anti-trans campaign with links galore. Excellent reporting, unlike anything you will find in the Times.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wishing I was a playable character in SSX Tricky instead of being a law student in April 🫩
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 22/04/2026
The NYT believes their coverage on trans people has been fair – we beg to differ! GLM affirming mom of a trans teen confronted the New York Times during its annual shareholder meeting about its anti-trans coverage, which Trump administration & others have cited to justify discrimination & harm.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Y’all they threw me a surprise party for my birthday 🥹🥹🥹
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I wanna go on an Amtrak train again #latenightthoughts
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Yeah this being a 28 year old woman thing is pretty freakin sweet
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This cartoon by Naked Pastor is SO GOOD. Sums up what I’ve been saying for ages about what happens when you start gatekeeping womanhood (and spoiler alert it’s the opposite of feminism).
Two doors - the ‘male’ entrance is wide and square like a door. The ‘woman’ entrance is a cutout of a very thin long haired woman in heels.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m getting an EV fuck this shit
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yearning for a clover lawn I can sit on as I nestle under a big tree to read a book or have a picnic
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
One of my faves
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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a man in a straw hat is crying with the words " it 's peak " below him
ALT: a man in a straw hat is crying with the words " it 's peak " below him
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just like me, my piggies are out for Transgender Day of Visibility 🥰
If y’all can’t behave yourselves I will put them away
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This and his mega church vid >>>
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 25/03/2026
you don't even need that, just get an estrogen prescription and become a beautiful woman and you can't be drafted!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/03/2026
if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Like try to tell me this double decker train car isn’t cool. You can’t.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We should have build our country’s infrastructure around trains. Henry Ford was a terrorist smh
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
*notices all the girls have insane chests* Maple: “Damn, what’s their dosages?”
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Me to all the anonymous feeld profiles blowing up my phone since I arrived in Jefferson City
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 05/03/2026
In case you needed any more proof that corporate media is built on a foundation of white supremacy...
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“Hey, Sport.” *sits down next to you on your twin mattress as I pull my phone from my pocket* “I heard you’ve been needing a 2k14 MyCareer highlight set to “Stay Schemin’” by Rick Ross (Ft. Drake & French Montana) to get your day started.” *taps play* “Happy Hump Day! Go get em, Champ.“
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“That was all ball!!”
Lebruh Jims blocking everything except the ball
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Please go be a bystander.
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
His hair looks like shit (more than usual)
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Rachel Martin @racheljo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
www.mapresearch.org/2025-norc-su...
Poster which shows color photo scene of moving, a room with boxes and clothes sitting on the floor, a chair, and the end of a bed (white rails forming a headrest and a mattress with a red cover). The text of the poster is: "Impact (small logo top left)," "According to a new survey by the Movement Advancement Project, approximately 401,000 transgender people have relocated from one U.S. state to another since the 2024 presidential election." "The mass relocations in 2025 due to safety concerns, political conditions, and anti-trans laws nd policies have largely impacted conservative states across the country."
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/11/2025
Video proof this really happened!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/02/2026
Hilary Cass right now.
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Suspect Guilty GIF
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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Zoey @zoeyk.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
It was a lovely Valentine’s Day weekend spent with two girls I love so much ❤️
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