Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 2hDefinitely back in the college mindset. I’m so busy I keep forgetting to eat and then questioning why I’m so tired all the time. Back on some kind of a grind, I guess. (The thing being ground up is my time) 000
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*me shooting straight up from a dead-ass sleep* “Senate pro tempore? More like pro temp war, amirite?” *waits for applause that never comes, then falls back asleep* 100
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history 187722
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 102087270
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being a leftist into Irish history is so confusing in the US you have to explain to people that the republicans are the good guys and they sing about fighting the black and tans but it’s not racist and 0784
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Caught GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE on a flight today and damn that should’ve been a bigger hit than it was. An apocalyptic movie where screen time, virtual reality and AI are the culprits. Lots of fun.static.klipy.comAre Any Of You Even Listening To Me Good Luck Have Fun Don'T DieALT: Are Any Of You Even Listening To Me Good Luck Have Fun Don'T Die 3343720
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just turned on Sunday football, and holy shit, how is Aaron Rodgers still playing?static.klipy.comHow Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson MemeALT: How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme 100
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is adulthood drinking coffee on Sunday morning and watching BloombergTV? Because this is dull. 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 27/09/20262026 was supposed to be the year that sidelined US homebuyers got some relief. Then, the Iran war and fears about rising inflation came along. Here's what to know.bloom.bgWhy US Homebuyers Are Facing 7% Mortgage Rates AgainThis was supposed to be the year that sidelined US homebuyers got some relief. Then, the Iran war and fears about rising inflation came along. 315012
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 141457186
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There is no greater movie than “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.” 110
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In less than 72 hours I went from, “Oh, it’s fall again. I forgot how much I enjoy this,” to getting a cold and hating everything. Good news is the cold has subsided and I now once again enjoy fall. For the time being. 110
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 25/09/2026this kitty rules most of the time. sleepin on my chest, hanging out by me when im sitting down, saying hello in the morning he has another cat who loves playing with him, but sometimes out of nowhere he's like "time to play bite your tit!" and I holler CRIMES at him 081
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/09/2026We're going to plow right into a sovereign debt crisis. And the worst part is over half this debt were the Trump and Bush tax cuts. All yo give billionaires and corporations more money. 1442480
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026This is what happens when you get loud and demand Dems not drop trans people. We CAN get orgs to realize this. But we can’t stop with Kaptur. She’s the worst but not the only one. There is NO acceptable anti-trans vote or statement or ad from a Democrat. None. GET LOUDER! 161760618
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just made the absolute best mac and cheese and it’s officially a contender for family events now. Don’t ask for the recipe because I don’t know what it is. I just freewheeled it and will never be able to repeat this miracle. 010
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Existential dread has returned over finding employment for Summer 2027. It is barely even Fall 2026. Thanks, grad school. 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally 252276254
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My one contribution to grad school today was moving the skeleton in the lounge to stare longingly at the last glimpses of freedom (and sunshine in Seattle) before classes officially start. 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️digby @digby56.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I will never get over how incredibly stupid this is. Do they not know what risk pools are? Do they not know what insurance is??? 1281666302
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Core memory unlocked. Remembering when I was borderline deaf and the phone rang, my brother would read the caller ID for my parents when they weren’t in the room. One day I asked who “Otto Veria” is and why they call all the time. It was “out of area”. Caller ID was “out of area”. 100
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Only four weeks out of the corporate world and into the academic world and I’m writing shit like “synergies”, “top-line”, and “Sarbanes-Oxley.” God damnit, I thought I was leaving that behind to make a career pivot. 120
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not. 7752681560
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Everyone talks about HRT being second puberty, so why am I still listening to Good Charlotte and Fall Out Boy? 110
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18/09/2026This is a community that has an unemployment rate of 30% which rivals the great depression and suicide rates that are orders of magnitude worse than the general population. And those in power decided to go after this community and blame it for every problem in society. It's fucked. 10864113
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 18/09/2026My sex cult is strictly for-profit. Talk to me about membership rates. 3253
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo looks like my nephew when I gave him a school branded shirt for his birthday. Just absolutely disappointment. 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Sherman Smith, Kansas Reflector editor in chief @journalist-sherman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall and his wife put down roots in Sarasota, hosting fundraising events, obtaining real estate and fishing licenses and filing paperwork from the coastal Florida town | #ksleg via @anna-writes.bsky.social kansasreflector.com/2026/09/18/u...kansasreflector.comUS Sen. Roger Marshall leaves paper trail in Florida while calling Kansas home • Kansas ReflectorU.S. Sen. Roger Marshall established deeper roots than previously disclosed in Sarasota, Florida, where he had a vacation home that he traveled to on official business and said he used for visiting fa... 12211
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have now introduced my graduate classmates to the MVP of baseball: John Q. Pork. Step 1 of converting the Seattle area to a KC Royals fan base is complete. 010
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mark these words: Goth Babe is the greatest live act ever!!!! 100
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026starting pitcher post game interview: this group of guys is really special and we're not done yet relief pitcher post game interview: to be back here means so much. i was living in my car, i was about to become a clown. then coach told me to throw the splitter, my confidence is off the chain 216421
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Seeing my favorite band play live for the first time tonight has me feeling like I’m back in 2011 hearing their music for the first time. Is this what Deadheads feel like every year? 000
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is my official response to any broccoli headed goober vying for political office:static.klipy.comWtf What The FuckALT: Wtf What The Fuck 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My brain refuses to believe that Kansas is in play but man it increasingly seems like Kansas is, in fact, in play. 46929148
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And with that TD, I’ve locked in my first W of the fantasy season. The road to a perfect season remains alive. 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026I point out how much trans people have lost rights over the last few years as a reason we shouldn't support transphobic Dems and I get smeared as being paid by Republicans. This is what trans people are dealing with from so called allies. 31733116
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Being trans and coming on to social media this weekend feels like this meme in a nutshell.static.klipy.comCommunity ChaosALT: Community Chaos 010
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is the kind of manic energy I’m bringing to Sunday/Monday night football when my fantasy team is actually killing it.static.klipy.comAngry Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf Of Wall StreetALT: Angry Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf Of Wall Street 000
Reposted by Zoe🏳️⚧️Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple. 11163071002
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m torn: go root for sports ball and have beers; or have beers and listen to the full Tosca opera. 000
Zoe🏳️⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cats and UW play today. While both are purple, I may be tempting fate by rooting for both Cats and Dawgs. 000