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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️

@zoetry.bsky.social
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- Long time caller; first time listener. - Personal Mission Statement: I seek to minimize shareholder value on a daily basis. - Former(?) college journalist; current shitposter.

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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RIP Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russian and Iran Act. b. 9/16/26, d. 10/9/26.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
- Attacking the ICC - Palling around with Russia - Broadcasting executions
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Are We The Baddies? Meme
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man, for such a pro capitalism president and sure does like command economy actions.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Biggest win of the day has for sure been finding a spot on campus to catch a nap. Similarly, biggest loss of the day is throwing out my back from taking a nap like a dickhead.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, at a certain point this is just overtly dull how much they follow textbook fascism.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turning state violence into a public spectacle is a very fascist move BTW.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chat, is this bad? This seems bad. Like fall of the Roman Empire kind of shit.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve reached the point of grad school where gettting six hours of sleep and ONLY being on campus for 11 hours is considered a big win. Still need to figure out the whole, “I should pack lunch” thing. Otherwise it turns into a “I forgot to eat again today” thing.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang it.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greaaaaat
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, none of you unfollow me, and no one else follow me. This is bigger than anything else in my life.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greatest university on God’s green earth: Friends Univeristy of Central Kansas.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grad school has taught me three things: the importance of good sleep, the value of time management, and that none of your project management skills are actually working. Just constant dread and anxiety. Even on a Friday night.
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Gravewalker Nuncamorto
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Feels like I’m watching CNN during Desert Storm as a kid
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 02/10/2026
our gayest president who wasn't actually gay compensating with a hellcat would be on brand
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And people are surprised that this is only my third time in Kansas’ “largest” city.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not even 5 minutes in Wichita and I’m already being bombared with Koch Brothers shit in the airport.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lawerence 🤝 MHK
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No Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter Sellers
ALT: No Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter Sellers
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gotta think that no amount of money or campaigning for Marshall will help. The folks I know in central Kansas are less than enthused with his impact on farming input costs. But we’ll find out in a month or so. 🤷‍♀️
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senate Republicans move cash from purple North Carolina to red Kansas as battle for majority shifts apnews.com/article/sena...
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Senate Republicans move cash from purple North Carolina to red Kansas as battle for majority shifts
Senate Republicans’ top campaign spending organization is pulling back in purple North Carolina and pouring money into red Kansas.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lawerence out here armed with a nuke, and all MHK has is a giant Johnny Kaw.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
Oh my GOD
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute crunch to get an email sent before either boarding a plane or taking off. Need to find some way to recreate this unnecessary pressure at home so I don’t procrastinate with everything else.
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Oriana González @oriana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SCOOP: White House officials, led by Susie Wiles, have told DOJ to delay any abortion-related action until after the midterms Wiles suggested to Todd Blanche that an aggressive approach on abortion would be negative for the GOP in November @washingtonsun.com www.washingtonsun.com/campaigns/ab...
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White House Officials Told the DOJ to Delay Action on Abortion Ahead of the Midterms
Attorney General Todd Blanche has moved slowly in abortion pill litigation and department officials have told advocates to wait until after the election.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I can pull off the Halloween costume for this year, it’s gonna be mid-tier at best. But I wore basically the same thing all four years of undergrad, so the fact I’m even doing something different this year is atypical.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My first official act of Halloween season is blasting “Ghostbusters” on my earphones.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s how I know spooky season is back.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow is October 1st, so naturally that means my 100 year old apartment building is gonna turn on the radiators at 11pm and they’re all gonna bang for 4 hours tonight.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
About to be me when midterms start in two weeks. I’m about to be powered exclusively by nicotine, caffeine, and crippling anxiety for the two weeks thereafter.
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Woman Smoking Cigarette
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/09/2026
They're moving on from trans youth towards advocating banning care for trans adults, just like we said they would.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely back in the college mindset. I’m so busy I keep forgetting to eat and then questioning why I’m so tired all the time. Back on some kind of a grind, I guess. (The thing being ground up is my time)
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I thought this was a banger of a post anyway. Guess that’s why it was a 3am fever dream post.
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Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*me shooting straight up from a dead-ass sleep* “Senate pro tempore? More like pro temp war, amirite?” *waits for applause that never comes, then falls back asleep*
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being a leftist into Irish history is so confusing in the US you have to explain to people that the republicans are the good guys and they sing about fighting the black and tans but it’s not racist and
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Caught GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE on a flight today and damn that should’ve been a bigger hit than it was. An apocalyptic movie where screen time, virtual reality and AI are the culprits. Lots of fun.
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Are Any Of You Even Listening To Me Good Luck Have Fun Don'T Die
ALT: Are Any Of You Even Listening To Me Good Luck Have Fun Don'T Die
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dune is a better series for what it’s worth. Space cocaine is a helluva basis for a sci-fi series.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doctor Evil would even think Thiel is laying it on a bit too thick. What else can we expect from a guy who named his company Palnatir. The literal device of the bad guy in LoTR.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like I keep forgetting he’s still playing.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just turned on Sunday football, and holy shit, how is Aaron Rodgers still playing?
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How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next week, Trump is gonna quote “Charge of the Light Brigade” and think it’s justification for blind loyalty. “Their not to reason why; theirs but to do and die.”
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this rate, with the abysmal harvest the Midwest is gonna have over the next few years, we need to figure out how to eat AI. I have to spend $100 a week on groceries (bare minimum bargain stuff), but at least Sam Altman and Thiel can get AI investments.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real “let them eat cake” vibes here.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is adulthood drinking coffee on Sunday morning and watching BloombergTV? Because this is dull.
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 27/09/2026
2026 was supposed to be the year that sidelined US homebuyers got some relief. Then, the Iran war and fears about rising inflation came along. Here's what to know.
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Why US Homebuyers Are Facing 7% Mortgage Rates Again
This was supposed to be the year that sidelined US homebuyers got some relief. Then, the Iran war and fears about rising inflation came along.
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Zoe🏳️‍⚧️ @zoetry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where were these players at the WC game here in Seattle?!?!?
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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